I cooked a Good Bird tonight.

[Jesterstar]

Guys all this fighting has to end.

Tonight I cooked a incredible Bird. I stuffed it with Garlic Cloves and bread and Butter. It was a small cooking chicken a whole Roaster if you will.

Anywya I took the neck and Gizzard out.

I just wraped the garlic around in bread with the butter with the garlic.

So when it cooked it soaked the break and leaked as a False organ system for the chicken instead of providing it with life. It provided it with Flavor.

Also filling a Turkey sized Roaster with about 5 or six potatoes.

4 carrots

1 onion

2 cloves of garlic

2 stalks of celery

Pour enough water in to cover the Vegetables.

Cook in a Oven with about 4 or 5 pats of butter for about 2 hours.

At about a hour and a half and flit the bird over. Now season the Water with Salt Pepper. Poulrty seasoning and Spinkle bread crumbs with and pour some poultry Broth mix in the water if you have it. It just enhances the chicken.

After you've flipped it over. for a bit. Throw the Broiler on after you take it out to flip it over. Keep it on there enough to dry out the top. Make whatever bread crumbs are on there stiff and dry.

IT's fucking Ready. A Incredible JESTERSTAR ORIGINAL.

[GAR]

First time you baked a chickey?

[Nickdfresh]

I took a good shit tonight. I was a little constipated earlier this morning, but I felt this uncomfortable feeling of bloc turds. We'll, when I got home from work, I sat down and squeezed some stinky cheese and felt so much better!

Then I said Yaay! for my poopy as I clapped my hands and spastically gyrated!

[GAR]

How cochful.

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by GAR
First time you baked a chickey?

It was a Shot in the dark. The roasters were on sale. But I didn't know how i wanted to do it. I took a Chance and succeeded. Something the rest of the fucks that post here don't understand.

[GAR]

Its kinda hard fucking up baked chicken. And I have fucked up baking chicken!

[MAX]

Did you make a gravy?

[GAR]

I make gravy everywhere.

[MAX]

Gravy's a given.

[GAR]

I hear that upon leaving the stall, always..

[Jesterstar]

GRAVEY GRAVEY GRAVEY!!!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i'm bending over now

i'm taking the turkey out of the oven

oooh, it's all brown and crispy

i'm going to take the parsnips out now

ooh, they're all brown and crispy too

oooh, they're so brown and crispy

[GAR]

TOTAL!

[Mr Grimsdale]

ooh no missus no!

[GAR]

Grimsdales' grate at cooking the odd bird or three

[Mr Grimsdale]

sometimes i kill them first