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    Sammy Hagar and Bruce Vilanch

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    HA HA!

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    fuckin hilarious see the similitude...they both look like retards!
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    This is from www.jumptheshark.com regarding the TV game show Hollywood Squares, on which Bruce Vilanch was a regular, and oddly enough, Sammy Hagar also appeared for a week, probably to prove that he was NOT Vilanch

    Each week, at least three of the 'celebrities' are people I've never heard of, and another three are has-beens apparently just trying to get their faces on the screen again. (This week, 10/18/02, Who the hell is Sammy Hagar, and why is he 'Mr. Rock and Roll?' Thousands of rock albums in my collection, dating back forty years, and no mention of him. And Arsenio looks and acts like a burnt out crack head; there's some blond whom I've never seen or heard of before; a second string country-pop singer; a boxer...) And the final round is pathetic; the emcee wastes half the contestant's thirty seconds sputtering the statements so they're lucky to get to answer four or five of them. If that's to be the format, at least give them 45 seconds. But at the end I see good ol' Fonz is at the helm now, perhaps that accounts for the JTS.
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    Haha that's great

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    I think comparing Sammy to Bruce is even a little to cruel even for Sammy.

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    Re: Sammy Hagar and Bruce Vilanch

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    Dude, that is too funny!

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    Oddly enough, Sammy is gayer than Bruce...and BRUCE is out of the closet!

    Betcha that Vilanch wouldn't be caught dead in Capri pants.
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    I'm completely convinced EdwardLodewijk is really Eddie Van Halen. I don't buy that Eddie doesn't go on message boards, or that Sammy doesn't own a computer. I know they all come here, read, and post comments. I can't wait to see Sammy's expression when he reads this post.

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    my god.

    You could also say sam looks like that fat ass michael moore
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    It is Eddie! Dude, don't do Rock Star Van Halen. Get Roth Back!!

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    Originally posted by EdwardLodewijk
    HA HA!
    and both are gay....


    hey wait a second....


    is it just me or do you never see both of them AT THE SAME TIME TOGETHER?


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