1.
The dreaded gut-cunt. Usually hanging out from beneath a belly-shirt on a girl who has no right wearing one.
Hey, let's play "Spot the Gunt" here at Molly Magees.
We decided to leave when in came a whole girdle of gunts.
That girl has a pretty face, but it looks like she might benefit from an interguntion.
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2.
Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!
3.
1). noun.
A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+cunt=gunt).
2). proper noun.
Also refers to a clique of chainsmoking, alcoholic female enginerds found roaming the bars of the University of Illinois.
1). "Wow, if she doesn't shut her yap I'm going to punch her in the gunt."
2). "Quick, hide your food & beer! Here come the Gunts. They're on the prowl tonight!"
A BRIEF INTERLUDE...
hahahahaha...
"Quick, hide your food & beer! Here come the Gunts..."
that is fucking hilarious...
onto more definitions...
4.
A compound word meaning a girl who has a gut that extends down to her crotch, making her pussy and surrounding area look abnormally large.
Ohhhh man... I would need at least a foot long cock to penetrate that bitches GUNT.
5.
The part (A LARGE BUBBLE)above a womans vagina that is caused by child birth and/ or being a fatass. AKA the pump hump. Also the opposite of the male version (gick)
Honey, decorate the gunt daddys comming home!!! Damn, I couldnt get any last night, my wife's gunt was in the way!
another brief interlude...
AKA the PUMP HUMP
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Oh...that is classic...
6.
When a women is overweight the flaps of her belly or thighs may overlap thus causing a well lubricated region that can be used as an alternate for love making.
Jerry had so much trouble finding this fat women's vigina that he just fucked her in the gunt.
Talk about a classic...
and Kudos to Jerry for sticking that one out...
I hope that helps...
Thank you, POJO!
Twistin' by the pool.
I made the mistake of defining what a GUNT was a party, inhabited with some middle-aged women, last summer.
I practically had to sit in the car and get drunk by myself. I passed out due to a combination heat exhaustion and alcohol poisoning. And repeated blows to the head from a baseball bat.
I still have reggulS ellivsiuoL imprinted on my forhead.:confused:
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 05-21-2005 at 04:09 PM.
LMFAO!
Just doing my service to the site...Originally posted by bueno bob
Thank you, POJO!
I was afraid to ask...
Afraid to ask about the old Gut-Cunt?...the old PUMP HUMP!
Shit...you shoulda known fucking Rikk woulda known what a GUNT was...lmfao...
I had my suspicions, but I already sound dumb enough around here without having to intentionally add to it...lmao
There's nothing worse than peeling cunt hair off an overgrown waistline that hangs over...and the smell...
GUNTS are not a pleasant experience...partly because they can be deceiving.
Next time I run into a slightly overweight woman that thinks she's a sex symbol, I'm gonna call her a gunt.
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Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Gunt + Cameltoe = Frontbum.
Ewwwwww!!! Thanx for that Pojo.. I think that needs to go on my "do not need to know" List!!! Nasty!!!
thanks for that , POJO
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Worst of all... It's true..
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
2.
Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!
...The dreaded gut-cunt. Usually hanging out from beneath a belly-shirt on a girl who has no right wearing one.
Hey, let's play "Spot the Gunt" here at Molly Magees.
We decided to leave when in came a whole girdle of gunts.
That girl has a pretty face, but it looks like she might benefit from an interguntion.
Thank you Master Pojo!!
Enlightened we now are...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
"Jerry had so much trouble finding this fat women's vigina that he just fucked her in the gunt. "
man that is just brilliant
GUNT
TRAVEL AT YOU'RE OWN RISK
Originally posted by ashstralia
Gunt + Cameltoe = Frontbum.HaHa.Originally posted by ashstralia
Gunt + Cameltoe = Frontbum.
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in that case what's a slunt?
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
Soul Reaper strikes again!!
If you listen to fools
The Mob Rules
ohh puke...Originally Posted by POJO_Risin
Runt?
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