Whooooa, WhoooaaAAA, I'm still Alive!!!

**academic punk** · 05-22-2005, 11:19 PM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Welcome back, bro! We were itching to know what had happened to you.

Cheers! :bottle:

nice pun. ballbag.

**Anonymous** · 05-22-2005, 11:25 PM

I can be a real prick when I want to, ey? But seriously, hope you get better soon.

Cheers! :bottle:

**academic punk** · 05-22-2005, 11:48 PM

yes you can. bless yr heart.

cheers!

**academic punk** · 05-23-2005, 09:44 AM

off to the doc in an hour...

**academic punk** · 05-23-2005, 02:51 PM

still fucked up. secondary infection thanks to all the scratching. whoopee.

**Guitar Shark** · 05-23-2005, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Actually, one of the nurses would come by and rub my back on occassion. and show me pictures of her dogs. one time she even brought in a mushroom and goat cheese quesadilla she made for me. which after a week of hospital food was BEYOND DELICIOUS.

How fitting that you like goat cheese.

I hate the stuff personally, but I understand MAX is a big fan too.

Glad to see you around the boards again AP.

**MAX** · 05-23-2005, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
How fitting that you like goat cheese.

I hate the stuff personally, but I understand MAX is a big fan too.

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuh

Sharky you are an --->

**academic punk** · 05-23-2005, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by Guitar Shark

I understand MAX is a big fan too.

No, you're getting goat cheese confused with goat CUM!!!

Glad to be back. It beats the shit out of the alternative!!!

**academic punk** · 05-23-2005, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
still fucked up. secondary infection thanks to all the scratching. whoopee.

Yeah, I know you're not supposed to scratch, but, man, it feels fuckin' good while you're doing it!

Kind of like banging a beautiful broad with herpes...you know you're gonna regret it in a couple of hours, but there ain't NOTHING you can do to STOP while you're in the present!

**MAX** · 05-23-2005, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
No, you're getting goat cheese confused with goat CUM!!!

Glad to be back. It beats the shit out of the alternative!!!

Dick!!!

Gosh, now I forgot how peaceful it was not having you here. It sucks for me cos it's like the site bully is back picking on me.

**Anonymous** · 05-23-2005, 03:31 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Yeah, I know you're not supposed to scratch, but, man, it feels fuckin' good while you're doing it!

Kind of like banging a beautiful broad with herpes...you know you're gonna regret it in a couple of hours, but there ain't NOTHING you can do to STOP while you're in the present!

That's so true... unfortunately. But the way I see it, the need to scratch is like all other bodily needs. If you ignore them for a time, you'll kinda get used to it. I mean it. And having a hard on for over an hour is not that bad.

But seriously, maybe you should try a few alternatives. Isn't there any products that provide some relief or something?

Cheers! :bottle:

**Guitar Shark** · 05-23-2005, 03:34 PM

I know that when Phoebe had chicken pox on Friends, she duct taped oven mitts on her hands.

I get all of my medical tips from terrible TV sitcoms.

**MAX** · 05-23-2005, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I know that when Phoebe had chicken pox on Friends, she duct taped oven mitts on her hands.

I get all of my medical tips from terrible TV sitcoms.

You like "Friends" too? You and I are like sitcom trivia brothers.

**academic punk** · 05-23-2005, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Dick!!!

Gosh, now I forgot how peaceful it was not having you here. It sucks for me cos it's like the site bully is back picking on me.

Cry me a river, bitch.

**Guitar Shark** · 05-23-2005, 03:37 PM

That sounded awfully gay, MAX.

**academic punk** · 05-23-2005, 03:38 PM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
That's so true... unfortunately. But the way I see it, the need to scratch is like all other bodily needs. If you ignore them for a time, you'll kinda get used to it. I mean it. And having a hard on for over an hour is not that bad.

But seriously, maybe you should try a few alternatives. Isn't there any products that provide some relief or something?

Cheers! :bottle:

Was prescribed somehting for the itch, but one of the side-effects was that IT KNOCKS YOU THE FUCK OUT.

I'm serious. IT SAPS YOU OF EVEN THE STRENGTH TO CLOSE YOUR EYES TO GO TO SLEEP. YOU LOOK AND FEEL LIKE TERRI SCHIAVO TWNETY MINUTES AFTER DROPPING IT.

IT SUCKED!!! I THINK THE DOCTOR RAPED ME WHILE I WAS ON THAT SHIT...I WOULDN'T KNOW!!!!!

**Carmine** · 05-23-2005, 03:41 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
YOU LOOK AND FEEL LIKE TERRI SCHIAVO TWNETY MINUTES AFTER DROPPING IT.

IT SUCKED!!! I THINK THE DOCTOR RAPED ME WHILE I WAS ON THAT SHIT...I WOULDN'T KNOW!!!!!

Thats is the funniest thing I've read in a while.

holy shit, AP!!

gotta catch my breath...

**MAX** · 05-23-2005, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
That sounded awfully gay, MAX.

LOL!!!

It did didn't it? OOF!!!

**MAX** · 05-23-2005, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Cry me a river, bitch.

Sit and spin bitch. :fucku2:

**academic punk** · 05-23-2005, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by MAX
Sit and spin bitch. :fucku2:

I would, but truth be told, I've actually got some of these on the sides of me bum.

Makes crapping a whole new level of fun. Can't imagine why the defense department didn't consider this as means of torturing detainees.

is this too much info? just say so if it is...

**Guitar Shark** · 05-23-2005, 04:16 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
is this too much info? just say so if it is...

so if it is...

**diamondsgirl** · 05-24-2005, 12:24 PM

So!!!

**FasterPussycat** · 05-24-2005, 01:06 PM

A/p, so you like Asian chicks like mez and scotty eh?

**academic punk** · 05-24-2005, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by FasterPussycat
A/p, so you like Asian chicks like mez and scotty eh?

Nah, not so much. More of an all-american girl kinda guy, me.

But if I AM attracted to an asian or polynesian girl, I guarantee she has to be SMOKIN'.

**FasterPussycat** · 05-24-2005, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Nah, not so much. More of an all-american girl kinda guy, me.

But if I AM attracted to an asian or polynesian girl, I guarantee she has to be SMOKIN'.

Well, Asian chick can be all American girl...

**academic punk** · 05-24-2005, 01:34 PM

no, by all american I mean blonde blue eyes bubble butt...

Or brunette, sandra bullock-esque...

**Northern Girl** · 05-24-2005, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
by all american, I mean blonde, blue eyes

Hey, that's me!!

**Northern Girl** · 05-24-2005, 03:14 PM

I was 11 when I had the chicken pox. I don't remember it very well, but my mom said I had them inside my mouth. Obviously, wasn't too traumatic if I don't even remember.

**academic punk** · 05-24-2005, 03:15 PM

I had a few inside my mouth.

they infect EVERYTHING>

the danger is if you get them on your lungs or - honest to God - on your brain.

How gross is that?

**academic punk** · 05-24-2005, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hey, that's me!!

what about the bubble butt?

**Northern Girl** · 05-24-2005, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
I had a few inside my mouth.

they infect EVERYTHING>

the danger is if you get them on your lungs or - honest to God - on your brain.

You watch out for those infections.

Nasty!

**Northern Girl** · 05-24-2005, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
what about the bubble butt?

I have to say.........................................no bubble.

**academic punk** · 05-24-2005, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I have to say.........................................no bubble.

I'll deal.

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