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Dude! Welcome back my man! I am happy and it is truly a joyous occasion that you have returned.
I was thinking that maybe you pissed off the RUSSIAN MAFIA, and was abducted off the streets of MOSCOW after you had mad, wild sex with the Ruskie Don's main squeeze. Perhaps you were thrown into a small cell and tortured by your captors, until you lure a guard by offering an stellar American cigarette, then snapped his neck, stole his keys, his AK-74R carbine, and then wiped out the entire cell of gangsters.
Then you liberated the Russian beauty and allayed her fears my giving her a passionate kiss, the only kind given when facing possible, even imminent death.
You both steal away and manage to buy your way onto a cargo flight to La Guardia. On the flight back, you promise her to be a kind and loving husband and to love and cherish her forever.
That is until you pimp her out by selling her into prostitution.
But your chicken pox story is cool too.
Welcome back ACP!
I was thinking that maybe you pissed off the RUSSIAN MAFIA, and was abducted off the streets of MOSCOW after you had mad, wild sex with the Ruskie Don's main squeeze. Perhaps you were thrown into a small cell and tortured by your captors, until you lure a guard by offering an stellar American cigarette, then snapped his neck, stole his keys, his AK-74R carbine, and then wiped out the entire cell of gangsters.
Then you liberated the Russian beauty and allayed her fears my giving her a passionate kiss, the only kind given when facing possible, even imminent death.
You both steal away and manage to buy your way onto a cargo flight to La Guardia. On the flight back, you promise her to be a kind and loving husband and to love and cherish her forever.
That is until you pimp her out by selling her into prostitution.
But your chicken pox story is cool too.
Welcome back ACP!
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