Pete's Cyber Sex With Fab!!!

[academic punk]

pete1172: Hey, Fab, I did what yuh asked me to do. I posted that cyber-sex you had with RIKK> I did good, right?

FAB: Yeah, yeah, you did fine.

pete1172: So, uh, can we, like, have cyber-sex now? You promised!

FAB: Uh, a little later, okay? I promise.

pete1172: But you promised that ass soon as I did iut!!!

FAB: Life is hard like that, okay? I have a headache.

pete1172: Well, can you just help me out here? PLEASE???

FAB: Quit being such a twerp. Later.

pete1172: No fair!

FAB: SHUT UP!!!!!!

pete1172: Sorry.

[bueno bob]

Um, what was the word? WHIPPED?

AHHH, yes....

[academic punk]

pete1172: All right, I did what you asked.

FAB: You've got that dildo?

pete1172: Yeah.

FAB: And you've lubed your ass up real good?

pete1172: Yeah.

FAB: Lube it up some more.

pete1172: It's lubed.

FAB: LUBE IT UP SOME MORE!!!!

pete1172: Okay, okay, okay, okay....

pete1172: All right, I did it...

FAB: now tease your ass with that dildo.

pete1172: okay.

pete1172: okay.

pete1172: now what?

FAB: KEEP GOING, FUCKIN' IDIOT!!! DON'T STOP UNTIL I TELL YOU TO DO SO!!!

pete1172: sorry.

FAB: Now get it in there.

pete1172: uh..how far?

FAB: ALL THE WAY.

pete1172: uh! uh!!!!

FAB: DEEPER!!!

pete1172: uh!!!!!!!

FAB: DEEPER!!!!!

pete1172: uh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAB: DEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pete1172: can't...go..any...more....

FAB: DEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

FAB: DEEEPPPERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

FAB: ...hello?

[bueno bob]

Ow!

I hurt reading that...Jeezus, Pete! Have some dignity for Christ's sake!!

[tjvhou812]

thats gotta hurt

[Brett]

Pete, tsk, tsk.

[academic punk]

FAB: Pete?? helllooooooooooooo????

FAB: Oh, come on, pete! RIKK was able to take a dildo TWICE that size - unlubed - and didn't pass out!!! you're a bitch!

[academic punk]

pete1172: FAB, pleae call 911. help.

FAB: FUCK YOU. DROP DEAD.

pete1172: FAB, please.

FAB: All right, all right. But first, I want you to post this other time RIKK and I went at it. Be a good boy and delete all my bits from it, okay?

FAB: Hellooo?

[pete]

Originally posted by academic punk
pete1172: FAB, pleae call 911. help.

FAB: FUCK YOU. DROP DEAD.

pete1172: FAB, please.

FAB: All right, all right. But first, I want you to post this other time RIKK and I went at it. Be a good boy and delete all my bits from it, okay?

FAB: Hellooo?

Now this is stupid.

Have fun

I'll be posting more later.

That was one long-winded conversation.

Some pleople here appreciate it.

Obviously you can't enjoy the joy and humor I brought you.

Back to your lives on the message board.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by pete
Now this is stupid.

Have fun

I'll be posting more later.

That was one long-winded conversation.

Some pleople here appreciate it.

Obviously you can't enjoy the joy and humor I brought you.

Back to your lives on the message board.

SHUT UP!!!!!

[pete]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
SHUT UP!!!!!

does it seem clod in here 2 u?

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by pete
does it seem clod in here 2 u?

Pete, you really aren't doing yourself any favours.. give it a rest.. it's sad!!

[pete]

Shut up cunt

[Warham]

Pathetic.

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by pete
Shut up cunt

Well I tried to be nice about it... but you deserve everything you get.

[Rikk]

You're pathetic, PETE. So is your fatass, pathetic bitch. Tell her we miss her. And I'll be sure to jack off to that conversation later.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
You're pathetic, PETE. So is your fatass, pathetic bitch. Tell her we miss her. And I'll be sure to jack off to that conversation later.

lmao

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
Shut up cunt

Lovely stuff.

How's the alcohol problem going?

You still gonna ask me to mark any papers for school for you, you desperately lonely person? You still looking for another way to be ignored?

Do you still "love" FAB?

I looked through all the IM conversations I had saved earlier and funny enough didn't find that one. I did find one in which she talks plenty about your ex, your father, your alcohol problem and how much you allegedly "love" her. Why don't you ask her about that before giving her your password next time?

And if she's using your password, doesn't that make you an alias of FAB which means you should be banned?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by pete
Now this is stupid.

Actually, we all seem to think it's a fuckin' riot...much more funnier than the dumb shit you posted.

Have fun

Plan to.

I'll be posting more later.

Please do...you're an easy target.

That was one long-winded conversation.

OK.

Some pleople here appreciate it.

Who?

Obviously you can't enjoy the joy and humor I brought you.

No, but we do enjoy your making an ass out of yourself, Mr. Fab.

Back to your lives on the message board.

Ta ta.

[Warham]

All aliases of da GUNT should be banned.

Terminate her, immediately!

[academic punk]

FAB: now get on your hands and knees and lick the dogs ass.

pete1172: do I have to?

FAB: SHUT UP AND FUCKING DO IT OR I WON'T DO ANY OF THIS SHIT WITH YOU ANYMORE!!!

pete1172: okay.

pete1172: (slurp)

pete1172: ewww....oh, God....

FAB: Keep doing it...don't stop...

pete1172: FAB, please...

FAB: DO IT!!!! JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE A WHINY LITTLE BABY!!!

pete1172: but FAB!

FAB: YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU.

Fabulous Shadow has logged off at 12:24am

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
All aliases of da GUNT should be banned.

Terminate her, immediately!

There will be no one to stop us this time!

[Brett]

I'm am quite offended by all this terrible, awful language.

[Warham]

Originally posted by bueno bob
There will be no one to stop us this time!

I recognized her foul stench when I was brought on board.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
I recognized her foul stench when I was brought on board.

I shouldn't be surprised to find her holding Pete's leash.

[Brett]

Well you knew the Star Wars shit was coming.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brett
Well you knew the Star Wars shit was coming.

Speak Star Wars we do - or we do not. There is no try.

[Warham]

The last remnants of FLAB's empire have been swept away.

Fear will keep Pete in line. Fear of her flabiness!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
The last remnants of FLAB's empire have been swept away.

Fear will keep Pete in line. Fear of her flabiness!

....difficult to see are the thighs. Always in motion are they.

[Warham]

Fat thighs...heh...sagging boobies...heh...a real man craves not these things. Pete is reckless!

[Brett]

Pete's more homosexual than man now. Twisted and gay.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brett
Pete's more homosexual than man now. Twisted and gay.

Bury your feelings deep down, Brett - they do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Fabulous.

[Warham]

Once you start down the Flabulous path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

[Warham]

The fat thighs cloud everything. Impossible to see, the pussy is.

[bueno bob]

Your father was betrayed and murdered by a young Jedi named Flabulous Shadow - who was a pupil of mine, before she turned to attention whoring...

[MAX]

OMG!!! Fuck, I'm in tears reading that Star Wars stuff. I've seriously busted my gut laughing.

[academic punk]

FAB: I want you to fantasize that MAX is sucking your cock.

pete1172: Who needs to fantasize? He's doing it right now!

[MAX]

AP that's hitting below the belt.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
AP that's hitting below the belt.

I'll say!

[Rikk]

PETE: (sighing) The Webbies. How am I ever going to explain this?

FLAB: Learn about my gunt, PETE.

PETE: Look, I can take you as far as a single orgasm. You can get a transport then to Florida or wherever we meet.

FLAB: You must do what you feel makes you hard, of course.