It couldn't be more perfect.
It couldn't be more perfect.
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Originally posted by MAX
My gosh,
Oh shit.... If you could have seen me while I was reading that Star Wars stuff. My mouth was full of taffy, I was both slobbering and drooling it from laughing so hard. Plus, I think my fractured ribs are set back about a week. I haven't laughed that hard in ages.
Fractured ribs?
Did somebody try to take Chester by surprise?
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Can't figure out why sigs only appear part of the time though. :confused:
I'm the King of cyber sex.Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
WHAT??? Meaning your not a cyber-sex-god!!!! Bastard!!!!
RIKK: I want to eat your bolivian ragamuffin as I deflower your kaleidescope of sexuality.
SEA: Yes RIKK!!
RIKK: I cry to Loki, Odin and Thor!!
SEA: More RIKK, more!!
RIKK: I penetrate your cavity of divinity! Then I put on Huey Lewis and proclaim that it's hip to be square!!!
SEA: (scratching her head) ...uh...Rikk?
RIKK: I want a new drug, baby!
SEA: (walks away in disgust) I'm so disappointed...
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uh...speaking for myself, I'm GLAD I couldn't see you.Originally posted by MAX
My gosh,
Oh shit.... If you could have seen me while I was reading that Star Wars stuff. My mouth was full of Chester's cum, I was both slobbering and drooling it from laughing so hard.
Sick fuck.
Last edited by academic punk; 05-24-2005 at 07:48 PM.
lol. No, I got a little too frisky and Chester kicked back.Originally posted by academic punk
Fractured ribs?
Did somebody try to take Chester by surprise?
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Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Can't figure out why sigs only appear part of the time though. :confused:
Sigs only appear on your first post of each page.
(since I helped you out with that, howzabout hookin' a brutha up with a recent pic of yr grandma? Thanks!!!)
Originally posted by MAX
lol. No, I got a little too frisky and Chester kicked back.
Serves you right, you frisky princess, you.
(really? are your ribs fractured???)
fab
see if you can find pete
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God Rikk.. I feel so dirty and cheap!!! To be cast aside for Huey Lewis!!! I am quite simply....... bereft!!! My first chance in months for some hot steamy nooky... stolen!!!Originally posted by Rikk
I'm the King of cyber sex.
RIKK: I want to eat your bolivian ragamuffin as I deflower your kaleidescope of sexuality.
SEA: Yes RIKK!!
RIKK: I cry to Loki, Odin and Thor!!
SEA: More RIKK, more!!
RIKK: I penetrate your cavity of divinity! Then I put on Huey Lewis and proclaim that it's hip to be square!!!
SEA: (scratching her head) ...uh...Rikk?
RIKK: I want a new drug, baby!
SEA: (walks away in disgust) I'm so disappointed...
Gotta do better than that baby!!!
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Yep, two of them but they're almost healed. It's been about three weeks, shit maybe four? I dunno cos I've been on pain killers. lol.Originally posted by academic punk
Serves you right, you frisky princess, you.
(really? are your ribs fractured???)
No more, it hurts to laugh now!!! LMAO!!!!Originally posted by tjvhou812
fab
see if you can find pete
Now we all KNOW that RIKK is gonna PM you immediately and try to put on display for you his A game.Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
God Rikk.. I feel so dirty and cheap!!! To be cast aside for Huey Lewis!!! I am quite simply....... bereft!!! My first chance in months for some hot steamy nooky... stolen!!!
Gotta do better than that baby!!!
Just pleeeeease post it here afterwards? For research purposes. To see if the technique employed in pete's transcripts matches up to yours.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAR HIS GOOD NAME!!!
WTF happened???Originally posted by MAX
Yep, two of them but they're almost healed. It's been about three weeks, shit maybe four? I dunno cos I've been on pain killers. lol.
I'm clumsy. I slipped on my grass hill and landed on a metal sprinkler head.Originally posted by academic punk
WTF happened???
Rikk75: oh fab, you know your semi good lookin
and your on my meat again
Originally posted by MAX
I'm clumsy. I slipped on my grass hill and landed on a metal sprinkler head.
uh...how did you slip?
And realize I'm smirking here, fully aware that the Chester scenario actually sounds more plausible.
PETE: Well your guntship, looks like you managed to keep me away for a little while longer.
FLAB: (haughtily) I had nothing to do with it. The Surgeon General thinks it's dangerous for any men to go near me until they've activated the energy shield around my mass-sucking black hole of a gunt.
PETE: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a
sad drunk like me out of your sight.
FLAB: How could you be in my sight? I can't see over my gut and you're very short. It's obvious where your high-pitched voice comes from. Anyway, I don't know where you get your cyber drive, whiskey brain.
(MAX, watching PETE and the black hole duke it out, is amused, yet disgusted at the same time; he laughs in his manner, protected by the gas mask given to him by the Webbies. PETE, enjoying himself, regards MAX good-humoredly.)
PETE: Laugh it up, OU812MAX ex-Linker. But you didn't see us alone in her giant ass. She expressed her true feelings for me when she passed gas and released from her fudge-tunnel.
(FLAB is flushed, further angry that GUITAR SHARK and RIKK still expect her to pay the $100, eyes darting between her own gut blocking her face and her double-chin, squished over her nose.)
FLAB: My...! Why, you stuck up,...half-witted,...scruffy-looking...alcoholic...IM-herder!
PETE: Who's alcoholic? (he hiccups and trips on four whiskey bottles laid out in front of his three-foot stature) I must have hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, MAX? Though it's not exactly hard to hit her pretty close to the mark, considering she weighs 750 lbs. and is large enough to keep a shitload of saved IMs from Rotharmy, DDLR, Links and Tormented VH Fans posters in a 500 Gig hard drive in her giant asshole.
FLAB: Why, I guess you don't know everything about gunts yet?
(With that she leans over and kisses MAX on the lips. Then she turns on her heel and slithers out, as MAX runs to the nearest washroom and regurgitates before looking in the mirror and seeing that his mouth is green. He pulls out his handgun, the ownership of which is his constitutional right, and puts a bullet in his brain. PETE is satisfied...no more competition and plenty of gunt for his 75 lbs. to enjoy.)
You are the only idiot here.Originally posted by Rikk
Idiot, I flirted with that crazy bitch, sure. Pretty much when I was getting her to spill the beans on you and GUWAPO. And she did. Wanna read some of the shit she said about you? But one big cyber conversation? LOL. Some of that shit I'm reading there's no way I could write. She's been changing shit like nuts.
She doesn't even know my last name, have a pic, a phone number, nothing...and bitched about me not meeting her in T.O. But that's how the conversation went? Either you fucked with it or she did. And it doesn't even anger me. It makes me laugh my ass off. Some of this shit is gold...check this out:
:p
Anyway, that wasn't you cutting and pasting. That was her logged in under your name. And those POJO and SEENBAD comments? Were those really you or her?
No one has shit like that on me. And it is you verbatim.
The long-windedness. It is all you. The ice cube references. Only the young can appreciate that old stimuli.
It's all good. Attack me. It means nothing. All of that nonsense is one conversation. I have many more "conversations. It's funny. It's cute.
It's true.
I'd be blushing too if I were you.
I have nothing against you rikk. or your idiot defenders.
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Rikk75: you know you got lots of meat cookin' babe, I better find myself an unlucky friend!Originally posted by tjvhou812
Rikk75: oh fab, you know your semi good lookin
and your on my meat again
RIKK75: ok fab, im gonna stick one hand in your bush
and my other hand is going up your ass....
oh shit i just lost my watch
LOL! Post away, idiot. If you have nothing to prove, keep posting that drivel. As you can see, nobody gives a shit. You're just bitter because you're demodded partly because of her and my influence on her and that fat cunt has your face in her gunt. Go nuts. The more you post, the more inspiration for STAR WARS GUNT there is. I really don't give a shit.Originally posted by pete
You are the only idiot here.
No one has shit like that on me. And it is you verbatim.
The long-windedness. It is all you. The ice cube references. Only the young can appreciate that old stimuli.
It's all good. Attack me. It means nothing. All of that nonsense is one conversation. I have many more "conversations. It's funny. It's cute.
It's true.
I'd be blushing too if I were you.
I have nothing against you rikk. or your idiot defenders.
She's banned, you have no friends here...what could be better?
Continue your last gasp. I'm serious. It's hilarious.
I know, it's pathetic but I was running to grab one of my dogs, I had just mowed the lawn (it had been raining for days prior) and it was slippery. I fucking fell.Originally posted by academic punk
uh...how did you slip?
And realize I'm smirking here, fully aware that the Chester scenario actually sounds more plausible.
More Star Wars!
And Pete, stop ruining this thread.
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Hold on, lemme just grab some icecubes from the freezer...:pOriginally posted by stilleddiesangel
God Rikk.. I feel so dirty and cheap!!! To be cast aside for Huey Lewis!!! I am quite simply....... bereft!!! My first chance in months for some hot steamy nooky... stolen!!!
Gotta do better than that baby!!!
Your viking warrior needs his ice.
Sadly, there's only one person looking an idiot here and it aint Rikk!!!
Go easy on poor Maxipad, SEA. It was an accident.Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Sadly, there's only one person looking an idiot here and it aint Rikk!!!
Tell the truth Max, it had nothing to do with your dogs.. you've been molesting that mower again haven't you... I know you whisper sweet nothings to it's clutch!!!Originally posted by MAX
I know, it's pathetic but I was running to grab one of my dogs, I had just mowed the lawn (it had been raining for days prior) and it was slippery. I fucking fell.
What about FAB's idiot defender?Originally posted by pete
...I have nothing against you rikk. or your idiot defenders.
Are you going to post SoCalChell's IM's on her behalf too?
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He he he!!!Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Go easy on poor Maxipad, SEA. It was an accident.
"Is there anything left in that bottle?"'
(Words by Van Halen)
Does it seem cold in here to you? Ah man
What's there to do tonight? Anything?
Gimme another cigarette over here
Is there anything left in that bottle?
(Yeah) Give it here man. Over here
Ah. Ah-oh-ah. Yeah
Some people live apart
They break your heart so damn easy
An' then one night in stunning victory
She decides and you agree: she's leavin'
Will you ever be the same?
Will you ever be the same?
That's when push come to shove
I believe it was inevitable
That's when push come to shove
Could this be the one that got away?
I get the message, guess I knew it all along
Says you're a stranger here in paradise, you fool
It seems like forty days and forty nights
Since someone used my first name, including you
Will it never be the same?
Is this the one that got away?
(Guitar Solo)
Push, shove
Push, shove
Push, shove
Push, shove
Push, shove
Push, shove
Now I'm ahead of the game
Drivin' me insane
Ah! It's a small change
Ooh, I'm just a pushover
Over and over, yeah-eah
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 05-24-2005 at 08:15 PM.
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Tell the truth Max, it had nothing to do with your dogs.. you've been molesting that mower again haven't you... I know you whisper sweet nothings to it's clutch!!!
I guess I had too much mower on my mind cos I'd just finished and that's why I fell. lol.
you're right. it's pathetic.Originally posted by MAX
I know, it's pathetic but I was running to grab one of my dogs, I had just mowed the lawn (it had been raining for days prior) and it was slippery. I fucking fell.
Last edited by academic punk; 05-24-2005 at 08:18 PM.
INTERIOR: BRETT'S HOUSE.
BRETT: MAX...we have a visitor.
(The group hurries over to BRETT's window and hears a sucking sound coming from outside.)
BRETT: We've picked up something gigantic outside the base in zone twelve, moving east. Could be another fat black hole.
NICK: It's fat.
MAX: It could be a poster, one of ours.
NICK: No. Wait -- there's something very weak coming through.
(GUITAR SHARK steps up to the control panel and listens intently to the strange sucking noise.)
GUITAR SHARK: Sir, I am familiar with six million forms of pussy. This sound is not used by humanity as we know it. It could be FLAB's gunt.
(The sucking noise ends as the frightened party put on gasmasks.)
MAX: It isn't friendly, whatever it is. Come on, POOP BOY, let's check it out.
BRETT: Send paramedics armed with horse tranquilizers to station three-eight.
EXTERIOR: SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA -- DAY
(The massive 750 lb. gunt moves past the smoldering ruins of her marriage and down a ridge toward the next music forum she's going to try and destroy. It raises a large pube from the top of its fatty base and begins to send out a piercing signal, fresh secretion from its latest encounter with PETE covering the lawn. The gunt has spotted POOP BOY who, not fifty feet away, is standing right next to her and staring at her over one of her piles of fat. Instantly, the gunt swings around, its deadly vaginal secreters ready to fire. But before it can get a squirt off, it is hit from behind by MAX's Utah shotgun, and explodes in a million giant chunks of fat and gunt. One of those chunks squares MAX and breaks two of his ribs. He falls forward, groaning, "Oh, stupid gunt!" MAX gets up his and peers intently at the smoldering remains of FLABULOUS SHADOW.)
INTERIOR: BRETT'S HOUSE.
(NICK and BRETT listen to MAX on the comlink.)
MAX: (over comlink) Afraid there's not much left.
NICK: (into comlink) What was it?
MAX: (over comlink) Gunt of some kind. Biggest fucking thing I ever saw. Said it was going to New York next to impersonate a 12-year-old, though the way it looked, it looked more likely to impersonate an aircraft carrier.
NICK: (into comlink) A fat hairy gunt.
MAX: (over comlink) It's a good bet Southern California's gonna experience a major earthquake.
BRETT: We'd better start the evacuation.
You are a Sick man.lolOriginally posted by tjvhou812
PETE: I would really love max's balls on my chin
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Nick that is the worst fucking photoshop I have ever seenOriginally posted by Nickdfresh
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As if this thread weren't vitriolic enough, here comes Jizzytard.
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