I don't have Photoshop actually. And it's no worse than your misusage of the English language. You could tell what I meant, eh Jester?Originally posted by Jesterstar
Nick that is the worst fucking photoshop I have ever seen
I don't have Photoshop actually. And it's no worse than your misusage of the English language. You could tell what I meant, eh Jester?Originally posted by Jesterstar
Nick that is the worst fucking photoshop I have ever seen
Sit ashamed of the person you are. OWNED AND PROPERTY OF JESTERSTAR.Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I don't have Photoshop actually. And it's no worse than your misusage of the English language. You could tell what I meant, eh Jester?
**crickets churping**Originally posted by Jesterstar
Sit on my face pleas NICK! I'll even let you fuck CHERSTAR if her vagina is not too stinky for you. I'M OWNED BY DR. LOVE, BRETT, LOUNGEMACHINE, NICK, FORD, SHAUN POSENBY...I'll suck all youre dicks boyz! Pleas, my life as a mail boy sucks...please dont ignore me!
If u use ur mod powers to edit me, ill cry and start another really gay bitchy thread in the feedback forum!
Last edited by Nickdfresh; 05-24-2005 at 09:09 PM.
Hey Jesterstar...Is CHERSTAR fatter than LISA or skinner? Enquiring minds want to know...
Hey Nick how many posts are you going to make while I don't have any time to dedicate to a loser like you??? I'm watching britney and kevin. that has priority over you.
Aww...is da' wittle' Jesterstar preoccupied? Who are Britany and Kevin? If you say children you are babysitting, I am immediately calling Social Services.Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hey Nick how many posts are you going to make while I don't have any time to dedicate to a loser like you??? I'm watching britney and kevin. that has priority over you.
Are they OWNING you right now by giving you wedgies and outwitting you continually?
anyone notice that RIKK and Still Eddie's Angel have effectively vanished?
Dude, you'll lose an IQ point every minute you watch that show. That show is more of a trainwreck that these pete/fab threads.Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hey Nick how many posts are you going to make while I don't have any time to dedicate to a loser like you??? I'm watching britney and kevin. that has priority over you.
Just because the title "moderator" is under my name doesn't mean I have to be nice to cunts like you. - DLR7884 to FPC
Vanzilla's New "Can't Get This Stuff No More" Video Coming Soon!
They are wanking feverishly...Originally posted by academic punk
anyone notice that RIKK and Still Eddie's Angel have effectively vanished?
PETE: Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why I can't skip chowing down on your gunt and just fuck you.
FLAB: Patience! For the strong-stomached, it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot. Good food, hm? Good, hmm?
(Moving with ease in the gigantic gunt, PETE sits down on a pubic hair and serves himself from a puddle of secretion. Tasting the unfamiliar concoction, he is pleasantly surprised.)
PETE: How far away is the left side of your body? Will it take me long to get there?
FLAB: Very far. Left side very far. Patience. Soon you will be there, 3 miles away. (tasting her own gunt) Syphillus, I have. Why wish you become mod again? Hm?
PETE: Mostly because of RIKK, I guess. I want to prove to him that I'm a better man.
FLAB: Ah, RIKK. Powerful cyber-lover was he, powerful cyber-lover, mmm.
PETE: (a little hurt) Oh, come on. How could you say that about RIKK? You don't even know what I have to offer. (fed up, spits out secretion) Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time.
(The fat creature turns away from PETE and speaks to a third party...its anus.)
FLAB: (irritated) I cannot fuck him. The loser has no patience.
(PETE's head spins in the direction the creature's left cheek faces. But there is no one there...only a giant, gaping vacuum that could suck in a tall building and ask for seconds before defacating a shopping mall. PETE is bewildered, but it gradually dawns on him that his dick is tiny and that he is speaking to his next big chance: FLAB's anus.)
GIANT ANUS: He will learn patience. Bring him to me.
FLAB: (speaking to her own anus) Fuck that. Hmmm. Much anger in him, like the Webbie that canned his pathetic ass.
GIANT ANUS: Was I any different when you first shoved three boy scouts in my cavity?
FLAB: Hah. He is not ready.
PETE: Gunt! I am ready. I...Anus! I can fuck you both and eat out my sloppy seconds. Anus, tell him I'm ready.
FLAB: Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I stunk worse than a stadium full of rotten manure. My own counsel will I keep on who is to shove a one-inch dick in my dillhole! A loser or cyber-partner must have the deepest commitment, the most deranged mind. (to the massive anus, indicating PETE) This one a long time have I watched, though it was hard seeing this one since this one is only two feet tall and I can't see anything over my gigantic 72nd fold of fat. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Because he was always drunk. One-inch cock fucking. Heh! Gizzing inside a black hole huger than Asia and Europe put together. Heh! A mod craves not these things. (turning to PETE) You are dickless!
(PETE looks down. He knows it is true.)
ANUS: So was I, if you'll remember. I crushed those boyscouts into brown mucus before releasing them from my fudge tunnel.
FLAB: He is too old. Yes, way way way way way way way way way way way way way too old and drunk and stoned to begin the gunt-penetrating. Plus, he'll probably tell me within minutes that he loves me.
PETE: But I haven't had a drink in two hours, just for this!
FLAB: (sighs) Will he finished what he begins? Even with the smell the way it is?
PETE: I won't fail you -- I know it stinks, but I'm not afraid.
FLAB: (turns slowly toward him, looks down, pulls out a gasmask and slowly opens its legs again) Oh, you will be. You will be.
(PETE begins to get dizzy and collapses.)
Last edited by Rikk; 05-24-2005 at 09:28 PM.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.PETE: Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why I can't skip chowing down on your gunt and just fuck you.
FLAB: Patience! For the strong-stomached, it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot. Good food, hm? Good, hmm?
(Moving with ease in the gigantic gunt, PETE sits down on a pubic hair and serves himself from a puddle of secretion. Tasting the unfamiliar concoction, he is pleasantly surprised.)
PETE: How far away is the left side of your body? Will it take me long to get there?
FLAB: Very far. Left side very far. Patience. Soon you will be there, 3 miles away. (tasting her own gunt) Syphillus, I have. Why wish you become mod again? Hm?
PETE: Mostly because of RIKK, I guess. I want to prove to him that I'm a better man.
FLAB: Ah, RIKK. Powerful cyber-lover was he, powerful cyber-lover, mmm.
PETE: (a little hurt) Oh, come on. How could you say that about RIKK? You don't even know what I have to offer. (fed up, spits out secretion) Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time.
(The fat creature turns away from PETE and speaks to a third party...its anus.)
FLAB: (irritated) I cannot fuck him. The loser has no patience.
(PETE's head spins in the direction the creature's left cheek faces. But there is no one there...only a giant, gaping vacuum that could suck in a tall building and ask for seconds before defacating a shopping mall. PETE is bewildered, but it gradually dawns on him that his dick is tiny and that he is speaking to his next big change: FLAB's anus.)
GIANT ANUS: He will learn patience. Bring him to me.
FLAB: (speaking to her own anus) Fuck that. Hmmm. Much anger in him, like the Webbie that canned his pathetic ass.
GIANT ANUS: Was I any different when you first shoved three boy scouts in my cavity?
FLAB: Hah. He is not ready.
PETE: Gunt! I am ready. I...Anus! I can fuck you both and eat out my sloppy seconds. Anus, tell him I'm ready.
FLAB: Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I stunk worse than a stadium full of rotten manure. My own counsel will I keep on who is to shove a one-inch dick in my dillhole! A loser or cyber-partner must have the deepest commitment, the most deranged mind. (to the massive anus, indicating PETE) This one a long time have I watched, though it was harding seeing this one since this one is only two feet tall and I can't see anything over my gigantic 72nd fold of fat. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Because he was always drunk. One-inch cock fucking. Heh! Gizzing inside a black hole huger than Asia and Europe put together. Heh! A mod craves not these things. (turning to PETE) You are dickless!
(PETE looks down. He knows it is true.)
ANUS: So was I, if you'll remember. I crushed those boyscouts into brown mucus before releasing them from my fudge tunnel.
FLAB: He is too old. Yes, way way way way way way way way way way way way way too old and drunk and stoned to begin the gunt-penetrating. Plus, he'll probably tell me within minutes that he loves me.
PETE: But I haven't had a drink in two hours, just for this!
FLAB: (sighs) Will he finished what he begins? Even with the smell the way it is?
PETE: I won't fail you -- I know it stinks, but I'm not afraid.
FLAB: (turns slowly toward him, looks down, pulls out a gasmask and slowly opens its legs again) Oh, you will be. You will be.
(PETE begins to get dizzy and collapses.)
"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
LMFAO!!:pOriginally posted by academic punk
anyone notice that RIKK and Still Eddie's Angel have effectively vanished?
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
They are wanking feverishly...
Bless their hearts...
(and some of the other organs, too)
I know I just enjoyed a episode of family guy.Originally posted by vanzilla
Dude, you'll lose an IQ point every minute you watch that show. That show is more of a trainwreck that these pete/fab threads.
I enjoy the idea of SEA wanking actually
Originally posted by Warham
LMAO!
This thread should be stickied!
Sticky it, immediately!
It just dawned on me: is it not a little disturbing that a thread that originated on the topic of cyber-sex is receiving requests for a "sticky"?
Me too.Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I enjoy the idea of SEA wanking actually
Originally posted by Rikk
Me too.
Well, when you're done with Bill and Bob, don't forget to take out thr trash...
I will. Now why don't you, MAX and the goats go play with some ice cubes.:pOriginally posted by academic punk
Well, when you're done with Bill and Bob, don't forget to take out thr trash...
I suggested that, but MAX is being a bitch and whining that his ribs hurt...Originally posted by Rikk
I will. Now why don't you, MAX and the goats go play with some ice cubes.:p
Well, can't you guys just stick to standard homosexual anal sex instead of getting into all that abuse and S&M shit? Dude's ribs won't heal for a week, and FAB is pissed that he also won't be able to cyber this week.Originally posted by academic punk
I suggested that, but MAX is being a bitch and whining that his ribs hurt...
rikk75: whats that shit coming out of your bush fab.....
Fab: oh that, pete came by today and he was a little sick
Rikk75: i think he had french fries
Fab: why can you smell them
Rikk75: no, i can taiste them
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
Have you ever had standard homosexual anal sex with MAX?Originally posted by Rikk
Well, can't you guys just stick to standard homosexual anal sex instead of getting into all that abuse and S&M shit? Dude's ribs won't heal for a week, and FAB is pissed that he also won't be able to cyber this week.
IT'S BORING. The dumb fuck just lies there! BOOOOOOOORING!!!!
LMFAO!!:p
That reminds me of SAM KINISON's old leper whore bit...
???Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!:p
That reminds me of SAM KINISON's old leper whore bit...
refresh my memory...I loved Sam, but I don't recall this one...
Basically, you have to hear it...it won't be funny explaining it. But some guy is fucking a chick, his dick falls out, he grabs the wrong one...
You have to hear it on the album to do it justice. Methinks he won't be performing it live anytime soon. I think it's off his second album.
you might have a point there...
I still can't fucking believe he died in such a stupid way. He was so fucking funny. I would have killed to see him live.
Yeah, the truly bizarre thing was that his death WASN'T EVEN HIS FAULT!!!
I remember when I heard that died, (just like everyone else) I thought, "Wow, wonder if he OD'd or wrapped his car around a tree."
When it was revealed that it was SOMEBODY ELSE who ran into him, it seemed like a joke. Still does.
Thirteen years, bro. Eleven years since Cobain.
Time goes so fucking quickly...
That it does....that it does...Originally posted by Rikk
Thirteen years, bro. Eleven years since Cobain.
Time goes so fucking quickly...
Why, it seems like yesterday that you and FAB were cyber lovers, nary a care in the world, so long as there were enough ice cubes and bandwidth to virtually caress, hold, and suck'n'fuck one another...
I know. Our love was so strong. We were gonna get married eventually. I would drown her in ice cubes and give her hot tongue baths before watching educational programs about goats. But it was all ruined by my competition, PETE, and his one-inch penis.
Damn him!
Originally posted by Rikk
I know. Our love was so strong. We were gonna get married eventually. I would drown her in ice cubes and give her hot tongue baths before watching educational programs about goats. But it was all ruined by my competition, PETE, and his one-inch penis.
Damn him!
Time, my friend, time will heal even this wound...
fucking pete is trying worm in on rikks cyber lay....
Originally posted by Rikk
PETE, and his one-inch penis.
one-inch? worm? am i detecting a theme here??Originally posted by tjvhou812
fucking pete is trying worm in on
1 inch? I think not.Originally posted by academic punk
one-inch? worm? am i detecting a theme here??
I know. Wha tha fug?Originally posted by tjvhou812
fucking pete is trying worm in on rikks cyber lay....
Dude, are you trying this hard?Originally posted by pete
1 inch? I think not.
There's a no penis pic rule. Figures you'd have major issues following it, but please quit posting your two-incher.
"that liquor in the night time breeds strange memories..."
INDEED.
1 inch? not even soft.
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