Pete's Cyber Sex With Fab!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by pete
goodnight ladies. wash your pussies and wring out your undies.

pete loves you all.

You wrote this over 45 minutes ago....

You sure you aren't Fab?

DLR7884
Attention whore.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by pete
Here's a treat for your low-carb life style bitch

fucking idiot

goodnight board bitches.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sure ya've got alot practice offerin' your cock up to dudes Petey, but no tanx! HOMO!!! You've been spendin too much time in truck stop restrooms stappin' your feet!!!

Hey! Grate Idea! Start another "Matt White LOves 5150 Thread"!!!!

MAYBE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY WILL RESPOND THIS TIME!!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WEEK PUNK NO GAME BITCH!!!

NOW, SHUT YOU'RE COCKSUCKER LACKEY!!!

[pete]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You wrote this over 45 minutes ago....

You sure you aren't Fab?

DLR7884
Attention whore.

are you sure I am not pete?

[pete]

Originally posted by Matt White
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sure ya've got alot practice offerin' your cock up to dudes Petey, but no tanx! HOMO!!! You've been spendin too much time in truck stop restrooms stappin' your feet!!!

Hey! Grate Idea! Start another "Matt White LOves 5150 Thread"!!!!

MAYBE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY WILL RESPOND THIS TIME!!!!




WEEK PUNK NO GAME BITCH!!!

NOW, SHUT YOU'RE COCKSUCKER LACKEY!!!

Oh matt, suck on my balls and I promise you a chocalatey surprise.

Just like daddy use to make.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[academic punk]

Do you sit there and lick your dick-pic so you can fantasize about what it's like to suck a cock, albeit your own?

Go wither in the corner from alcohol poisoning. Fuckin' cyber-pussy-whipped nobody.

Fall through the cracks, baby, ain't nobody is gonna miss ya.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pete
I don't mind at all. It's all BS. I was de-modded and the leaks continued.

Pojo's an idiot and that is all the satisfaction I need.

Nope dude .... he's far from it.

[pete]

Originally posted by academic punk
Do you sit there and lick your dick-pic so you can fantasize about what it's like to suck a cock, albeit your own?

Go wither in the corner from alcohol poisoning. Fuckin' cyber-pussy-whipped nobody.

Fall through the cracks, baby, ain't nobody is gonna miss ya.

No but I can see my dick.

It's an unusual experience from your perspective.

[Rikk]

I still think this is my best one...


FLAB: My cunt is heavily shielded with flabby fat and my ass carries a firepower greater than half the U.S. Army. It's defenses are designed around a direct large-scale diet. A small one-inch cock should be able to penetrate the outer defense.

PETE: (Pointing at FLAB's gunt) Pardon me for asking, Lisa, but what good is my tiny one-inch going to be against that?

FLAB: Well, my stomach doesn't consider a small one-inch penis to be any threat, or my stretch marks would provide a tighter defense. An analysis of my gunt provided by Southern California Health Services has demonstrated a further weakness in my anal cavity. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point (points at her gunt). The target area is only two meters wide. It's a gigantic dilhole complete with a clit that has 15,000 men's saliva on it, right below the 13-inch belly button. The shaft leads directly to the largest uterus ever created. A precise hit of whiskey-poisoned cumm will start a chain reaction which should destroy Southern California.

(A murmer of disbelief runs through the room.)

FLAB: Only a one-inch cock will be able to penetrate and set up a chain reaction. The shaft is fat-shielded, so you'll have to put all your out-of-shape weight behind it.

BRETT: That's impossible, even for PETE.

PETE: It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye my fat sister in my garage back home. Her gunt's not much bigger than two meters.

FLAB: Then man your one-inch! And may your noseplug be with you!

[academic punk]

Notice how I don't even have to acknowledge your nonsense?

Sorry, bud, I'm in shape. And I've got a nice thick cock that if I ever see you face to face I promise to bitch slap you across the face with after I'm through kicking your pathetic alcoholic ass.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by pete
Oh matt, suck on my balls and I promise you a chocalatey surprise.

Just like daddy use to make.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Still a restroom poet Petey!!!

You didn't get dropped from the PEN for any other reason than you ain't got no game!!!

Cheap Gin & Cyber-sex with GUNT ain't much of a living Boy!

[pete]

Originally posted by Matt White
Still a restroom poet Petey!!!

You didn't get dropped from the PEN for any other reason than you ain't got no game!!!

Cheap Gin & Cyber-sex with GUNT ain't much of a living Boy!

OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

goodnight girls and don't forget to wring out your panties.

pete loves you all.

even pojo.

[DLR7884]

This is getting ULTRA gay.

Dick pics.

Chocalatey surprises.

Fab being in Rikk's signature....

DLR7884
I'm disgusted.

[Rikk]

Actually, the loser never was a member of the Pen. Remember he headed up SONGS/ALBUMS and sure sucked at it.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by pete
OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

goodnight girls and don't forget to wring out your panties.

pete loves you all.

even pojo.

You sure you are leaving?

You said the same shit a mere 55 minutes ago.

DLR7884
Just checking....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

goodnight girls and don't forget to wring out your panties.

pete loves you all.

even pojo.

Go ahead. MAX knows it all, idiot. You're not gonna win. There isn't gonna be a big town meeting with me being sent away with pitchforks and torches. MAX is my brother and will be. I sure talked shit about him back then. I'm sure he said some things too. If you wanna repost it, be a fucking asshole. You'll just be even more hated (if that's possible).

[Matt White]

Originally posted by pete
OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

goodnight girls and don't forget to wring out your panties.

pete loves you all.

even pojo.

S'matter....GUNT callin ya for a 'lil abuse?!?

Take yer purse with ya Sally.

[pete]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You sure you are leaving?

You said the same shit a mere 55 minutes ago.

DLR7884
Just checking....

I am merely leaving these threads and on to a new one.

OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

[Matt White]

He's late for work at his local Gloryhole!

"Petey's turn in the barrel tonight!!!"

Peter-puffer!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by pete
I am merely leaving these threads and on to a new one.

OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

What's the point?

Nobody believes any of this bullshit...you are simply wasting your time.

Go take pics of your cock and shove them up your ass.

DLR7884
You are a sick fuck.

[Rikk]

Indeed he is.

I can't wait to see this.

MAX just pm'd me and told me that PETE can stick it and that it won't matter at all what the fuck PETE posts. I love personal vendettas when the loser is getting more and more desperate...

BTW, MAX, your pm box is full. I can't pm you back.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
Actually, the loser never was a member of the Pen. Remember he headed up SONGS/ALBUMS and sure sucked at it.

Basked in the glory...but couldn't Cuntribute..TYPICAL.

PEN ENVY......:p

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk


BTW, MAX, your pm box is full. I can't pm you back.

MAX's box is full? Must be all that goat cum.

[Rikk]

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!:p

I was gonna post to him to clean out his box, but people would tell me I really have to calm the sexuality down!!!

[pete]

Originally posted by DLR7884
What's the point?

Nobody believes any of this bullshit...you are simply wasting your time.

Go take pics of your cock and shove them up your ass.

DLR7884
You are a sick fuck.

The truth is often harder to swallow than fiction.

but don't ask your girlfriend to confirm.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by pete
The truth is often harder to swallow than fiction.

but don't ask your girlfriend to confirm.

Jeez...good one.

You really got me there.

Christ, you are now at GAR's level. Congrats, homo.

DLR7884
What's next??? Gonna talk about my mother?

[The Fonz]

Pete must be the Pillsbury Dough Boy because he's going to need a shitload of flour in order to find FLAB's wet spot.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by The Fonz
Pete must be the Pillsbury Dough Boy because he's going to need a shitload of flour in order to find FLAB's wet spot.

FONZIE!!

I can't believe anyone ever thought you were PETE. Stupidest fucking attempt at attributing an alias to someone in my posting history.

[The Fonz]

Originally posted by Rikk
FONZIE!!

I can't believe anyone ever thought you were PETE. Stupidest fucking attempt at attributing an alias to someone in my posting history.

I can't believe anyone would diss the Fonz like that either.
The Fonz definately isn't a re-Pete.
The Fonz doesn't go out on dates with a bag of flour in one hand and his dick in the other.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by The Fonz
I can't believe anyone would diss the Fonz like that either.
The Fonz definately isn't a re-Pete.
The Fonz doesn't go out on dates with a bag of flour in one hand and his dick in the other.

This is easily the best fucking alias I've ever seen at this site except for maybe TOM VU.

[The Fonz]

Originally posted by Rikk
This is easily the best fucking alias I've ever seen at this site except for maybe TOM VU.

Ayyyyy!!

[seenbad]

Originally posted by academic punk
I've got a nice thick cock that if I ever see you face to face I promise to bitch slap you across the face with after I'm through kicking your pathetic alcoholic ass.

Dude, I'm SO glad you said "kicking" You had me geekin for a sec..

[Warham]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Warham, I can't resist using yours as my new sig. If it's a problem let me know.

No problem, GS!

[academic punk]

Hey, GS, sicne Warham isn't letting you use his post as his sig, could you please post a pic of your grandma already? Huh? Could ya? Please?

[ashstralia]

thisthreadisguntastic

[Ned Flanders]

Originally posted by Rikk
This is easily the best gosh darn alias I've ever seen at this site except for maybe TOM VU.

I agree completelydetely.