Rikk and Pete are engaged in a man-to-man duel of sabers (God, that sounds gross). But the young Rikk has grown strong, and now the advantage shifts to him. Pete is forced back, losing his balance, and is knocked down the stairs. Rikk stands at the top of the stairs, ready to attack.
FLAB: "Good! Use your Guntlike feelings, boy! Let the Gunt flow through you!"
Rikk looks momentarily toward the Guntress, then back to Pete, and realizes he is using the Gunt side. He steps back, turns off his Pensaber, and relaxes, driving the Gunt from his being.
PETE: "Bueno Bob has taught you well."
RIKK: "I will not fight you, Pete. I will kick your ass later, of course, but for now, my battle is against Flab, but I must not use the Gunt side to defeat her."
Pete walks back up the stairs to Rikk.
PETE: "You are unwise to lower your defenses! And not bring me booze!"
Pete attacks, forcing Rikk on the defensive. The young Rikk leaps in an amazing reverse flip up to the safety of the catwalk overhead. Pete stands below him.
RIKK: "Your thoughts betray you, Pete. I smell the booze upon you...the smell of your sister's gunt, too."
PETE: "There is no sister's gunt!"
RIKK: "You couldn't bring yourself to stay sober before, and I don't believe you'll stay sober now."
PETE: "You underestimate the power of cybering with Fab. If you will not enjoy her gunt, then you will meet your destiny!"
Pete throws the Guntsaber and it cuts through the supports holding the catwalk, then returns to Pete's hand. Rikk tumbles to the ground in a shower of sparks and rolls out of sight under the Guntresses platform. Pete moves to find him.
FLAB: "Good. Good."
PETE: "You cannot post forever, Rikk."
RIKK: "I will not drink with you!"
PETE: "Give yourself to the Gunt side. It is the only way you can save your Sheep Pen. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for..."
Pete stops and senses something. Rikk shuts his eyes tightly, in anguish.
PETE: "Nirvana? What the fuck? Well, your feelings have now betrayed them, too. Bueno Bob was wise to hide this from me. Now his failure is complete."
Bueno Bob pops out from behind a wall with a keyboard in his hand and types this: FUCK YOU, PETE!
PETE: "If you will not turn to the Gunt side, then perhaps they will!"
RIKK: "Never-r-r!"
Rikk ignites his Pensaber and screams in anger, rushing at Pete with a frenzy. Sparks fly as Rikk and Pete fight in the cramped area. Rikk's hatred forces Pete to retreat out of the low area and across a bridge overlooking a vast elevator shaft. Each stroke of Rikk's sword drives Pete further toward defeat.
Pete is knocked to his knees, and as he raises his sword to block another onslaught, Rikk slashes Pete's right hand off at the wrist. Pete's Fagsaber clatters uselessly away, over the edge of the platform and into the bottomless shaft below. Rikk moves over Pete and holds the blade of his sword to Pete's throat. The Guntress watches with uncontrollable, pleased agitation.
FLAB: "Good! My Gunt has made you powerful! Now, fulfill your destiny and take Pete's cyber-place at your computer!"
RIKK: "Never. I'll never turn to the Gunt side. You've failed, Your Bitch-ness. I am a Sheep Pen Administrator, like Guwapo Rocker at about the same time as me."
The Guntresses glee turns to rage.
FLAB: "So be it...Sheep Pen Administrator."
FLAB: "If you will not hail my Gunt, you will be destroyed!"
Blinding bolts of energy, evil lightning, shoot from the Guntresses Gunt at Rikk. Rikk, not surprised at all, deflects them with the power of his Pensaber.
FLAB: "You're supposed to throw that away!!"
RIKK: "I'm smarter than that other guy."
The wounded Pete struggles to his feet, and moves to stand at his Gunt Mistresses side.
FLAB: "Fool!! Now, at the end, you were supposed to understand!"
RIKK: "Guess it didn't work out quite the way your Gunt planned it would, hmm?"
FLAB: "Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Gunt side. You will pay the price for your lack of vision and be BANNED!!!"
RIKK: "Pete, please. Go cyber with this bitch or something."
Again Pete stands, watching Rikk. He looks at his mistress, the
Guntress, then back to Rikk on the floor.
FLAB: "Now, young Administrator...you will worship my Gunt!!"
Pete grabs the Guntress from behind, fighting for control of the
robed figure despite his weakened body and gravely weakened arm. The Guntress struggles in his embrace, her bolt-shooting Gunt now lifted high, away from Rikk. Now the white lightning arcs back to strike at Pete. He stumbles with his load as the sparks rain off. He holds his evil mistress high over his head and walks to the edge of the abyss at the central core of the throne room. With one final burst, Pete hurls
the Guntresses body into the bottomless shaft. As she falls, she screams "I have an IP scrambler and I'll never cyber with you again, Pete!!"
Rikk walks over to the collapsed form of Pete.
RIKK: "Pete! I always knew you could break the power of the Gunt Side! Your good side allowed you to ban the bitch!"
PETE: "Actually, years of alcohol abuse have wrecked my vision - I thought I was throwing YOU down the shaft of BANNING."
Rikk considers this, and suddenly kicks Pete in the head, and Pete falls down into the pit of BANNED as well!
THE FUCKIN' END!