Shut up Bass Player....... (I'm going to get such a beating tommorow)Originally posted by tydhurst
Dull fuck
Shut up Bass Player....... (I'm going to get such a beating tommorow)Originally posted by tydhurst
Dull fuck
Rumour has it that Van Halen have continued in recent years with a new lead signer, but since there 1985 breakup, nobody involved has ever recaptured that spontaneous cheeseburger magic!
ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE
I got a dreidel going up your ass sideways motherfucker!Originally posted by academic punk
Shalom, motherfucker!
Pass me that dreidel!
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!!!Originally posted by David Van Via
But maybe I'll just stick with the history channel instead!
DON'T FEED THE GUNT!!!
Ok no more food for the GUNT.Originally posted by Matt White
DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!!!
DON'T FEED THE GUNT!!!
this thread has down syndrome as down this person ^^^^
R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984
hopefully God will ressurect you
"i wont be messing with you in future.the fearsome redballjets88 for fear of you owning me some more" Axl S
" I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD
Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!!
That's what candy is for.
L.O.L
Yes, give me candy and chocolate before I start crying about all that racist shit...!!!
etc...
... All of the above, within 15 mins.!!!
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...oman-movie.jpg
Originally posted by Nitro Express
... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpgOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
[B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...Originally posted by VanHalener
... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...Originally posted by FORD
... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...
Oh my God, what a roller coaster...
Cheers! :bottle:
Go ahead and read my thread in feedback"to jackass mez the clown".Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
pussycat i don't kno you very well but everyone on this site seem to be against you....how can so many of these guys be wrong???
i don't hate you...i just think you have alot of issues, if what they say about you is true...but i won't get involved but i won't stand for racist crap...:confused:
i am the one who brough up the complaint against a remark, which i found racist, made by a mod. And rikk, who claimed to be black, says that i did it to get an attention.
only so called sheep-pen people have a problem with me, not everybody. I've already met many cool people since i joined this forum.
Bullshit. Almost every person at this site can't stand you. Look at your fucking rating, idiot! That's not from the SHEEP PEN. Even FAB didn't have a 2!! That's pathetic.Originally posted by FasterPussycat
only so called sheep-pen people have a problem with me, not everybody. I've already met many cool people since i joined this forum.
You bash Dave, love Sam, have a sig that everyone hates, have a Roth quote that makes him sound stupid (just so you can antagonize people), hijack threads to get attention, fight with mods and webbies alike, started a thread calling MEZRO a jackass, are a total fucking racist...
You are hated here.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
said, souless person...Originally posted by Rikk
Bullshit. Almost every person at this site can't stand you. Look at your fucking rating, idiot! That's not from the SHEEP PEN. Even FAB didn't have a 2!! That's pathetic.
You bash Dave, love Sam, have a sig that everyone hates, have a Roth quote that makes him sound stupid (just so you can antagonize people), hijack threads to get attention, fight with mods and webbies alike, started a thread calling MEZRO a jackass, are a total fucking racist...
You are hated here.
rating doesn't matter soul does!!!!
You just said you're popular. I pointed out that you have 37 votes and a rating of 2. That means you're hated. YOU brought it up.Originally posted by FasterPussycat
rating doesn't matter soul does!!!!
Any more questions, Klanwoman?
Gosh...i really pity you.
i hope you find some peace with yourself!!!!
Thanks.Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Gosh...i really pity you.
i hope you find some peace with yourself!!!!
"Soul on a Roll"?!?
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Gosh...i really pity you.
i hope you find some peace with yourself!!!!
twat
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
that's what the makers of Soul Plane said!Originally posted by FasterPussycat
rating doesn't matter soul does!!!!
Roth Army Militia
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Ally_Kat
that's what the makers of Soul Plane said!
wait for the sequel titled, Soul Train
Ally, I want to dim the lights and lay you back on the bed so i can see the reflection of the flames dance on your flesh as i gently pull your legs apart and slowly move in with my tongue.
Just the tip of it at first, very gently stroking your..............
Ok that's enough, I respect you too much to get all nasty with you likt that.
But i couldn't refuse the urge to get a tad frisky on ya, hun.
Catheter once spooged his own man butter into his own eyeOriginally posted by Cathedral
Ally, I want to dim the lights and lay you back on the bed so i can see the reflection of the flames dance on your flesh as i gently pull your legs apart and slowly move in with my tongue.
Just the tip of it at first, very gently stroking your..............
Ok that's enough, I respect you too much to get all nasty with you likt that.
But i couldn't refuse the urge to get a tad frisky on ya, hun.
Ever considered writing books for lonely, bored and unsatisfied housewives???Originally posted by Cathedral
Ally, I want to dim the lights and lay you back on the bed so i can see the reflection of the flames dance on your flesh as i gently pull your legs apart and slowly move in with my tongue.
Just the tip of it at first, very gently stroking your..............
Ok that's enough, I respect you too much to get all nasty with you likt that.
But i couldn't refuse the urge to get a tad frisky on ya, hun.
One could be titled "The Ice Cream Man"...
admit it, the soul plane joke made you hot.Originally posted by Cathedral
Ally, I want to dim the lights and lay you back on the bed so i can see the reflection of the flames dance on your flesh as i gently pull your legs apart and slowly move in with my tongue.
Just the tip of it at first, very gently stroking your..............
Ok that's enough, I respect you too much to get all nasty with you likt that.
But i couldn't refuse the urge to get a tad frisky on ya, hun.
holy fuck the topics in this thread sure change alot:confused: and how the hell did it get to page 13:confused:
ROTMFFLMMFAO, damn that was great use of a personal tragedy right there. Hats off to you, bro!Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Catheter once spooged his own man butter into his own eye
Have you ever considered a career in commercials?
You'd be great at product placement, bro, lmmfao.
Hey, I go the extra mile and then add 5 more.Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Ever considered writing books for lonely, bored and unsatisfied housewives???
One could be titled "The Ice Cream Man"...
I may just take your idea and write a book during my down time.
Hmmm, "Down Time" there's a title for an oral sex book, eh?
No Baby, YOU are the one that makes me HOT.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
admit it, the soul plane joke made you hot.
You are spunky, realistic, sexy, adorable, and if it weren't for your finace.....I'd plan my next vaca in your neck of the woods and see what happens.
But i'm not into dick blocking people, especially JG...I respect him too much for that.
he's a lucky man to have a level headed Republican like yourself to call sweetheart.
I shall have to settle for the fantasy, for now........
As i was folding my pants and throwing them over tha back of the chair, she came from the bathroom looking like an angel in her white satin teddy.
The glow of her skin as she appeared to move towards me in slow motion, her movements stirring the air so sensually that the candle's flames took on a seductive motion casting shadows of the rooms contents on the wall.
I dropped to my knees and inched towards her until my lips made contact with her belly, i riased the teddy then i kissed her stomach so gently as i pulled her tight into my arms.
The smell of vanilla on her skin made my heart skip and i reached out to slide her panties down her legs.
I spun her slowly around to aim her toward the bed and with a sigh she sat down and opened her thighs to invite me in.
She leaned back and supported her body with her arms behind her and let her head fall back as my tongue made contact with her clitorus.
As i let my tongue move up and down her warm and moist lips i could hear her moaning quietly and she began to quiver with a periodic twitch that told me she was eager to let her juices flow for me, and i was desperate to taste her sweet hot cum in my mouth.
In the next beat of my heart she let out a groan and filled my mouth with all that was inside her and i took her clit between my teeth and continued the assault with increasing fury and her groans were becoming more and more audible, increasing in intensity as she began to squirm and call out my name in a way that made my organ swell in anticipation of what she was about to demand in a firm and erotic tone, "I want you inside me, NOW"................
LMMFAO, I'm dyin over here - Al pacino
Egads!
Twistin' by the pool.
Sammy Hagar!Originally posted by bueno bob
Egads!
little french dreamer hate those Van Hagar backstage party!!
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Jano, you cheese eatin' surrender monkey!
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"May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face." - Frank Zappa to Tipper Gore
Butt bangin' ass master!Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Jano, you cheese eatin' surrender monkey!
Bueno bob sucks Palpatine's cock!
Soul Reaper sucks dead donkeys.Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Bueno bob sucks Palpatine's cock!
posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.
Jerome rapes his mother's fur coat! And she watches him do it!!Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Soul Reaper sucks dead donkeys.
Bueno Bob screws dying grannies, but he slips on condoms.Originally posted by bueno bob
Jerome rapes his mother's fur coat! And she watches him do it!!
Jerome kidnaps goats, spanks them and holds them for ransom while he uses perverse sex toys on himselfOriginally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Bueno Bob screws dying grannies, but he slips on condoms.
That's true... How delicious!Originally posted by bueno bob
Jerome kidnaps goats, spanks them and holds them for ransom while he uses perverse sex toys on himself
But I'm not so bad. I kill them in the end; Bueno Bob toys them to death (their holes are too wide for him).
go back to Russia, Jerome!!
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