Best Vh Album To Sex With

**OULUVROTH2** · 06-04-2005, 03:33 AM

I WOULD HAVE TO SAY PERSONALLY.... VAN HALEN II... AND THEN 1984

**SoldMySoul4RnR** · 06-04-2005, 04:00 AM

Best VH album to have sex with?

None...the hole in the middle ain't big enough...really fuckin' hurts.

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-04-2005, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
Best VH album to have sex with?

None...the hole in the middle ain't big enough...really fuckin' hurts.

**Anonymous** · 06-04-2005, 10:16 PM

Beh... I have my sex with Barry White songs. It's almost

impossible to keep up with the rythm of VH during sex. Barry White, on the other hand, is grate to turn down the light, put your arm around her and whisper something sweet in their ear, and get down to business. You can also keep up with the rythm indefinitely. Cheesy? They all say that in the first 5 seconds...

Neil Diamond's grate for afterwards, you know, for holding and cuddling. That'll always grant you an extra night or two.

Cheers! :bottle:

**OULUVROTH2** · 06-05-2005, 12:30 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Beh... I have my sex with Barry White songs. It's almost impossible to keep up with the rythm of VH during sex. Barry White, on the other hand, is grate to turn down the light, put your arm around her and whisper something sweet in their ear, and get down to business. You can also keep up with the rythm indefinitely. Cheesy? They all say that in the first 5 seconds...

Neil Diamond's grate for afterwards, you know, for holding and cuddling. That'll always grant you an extra night or two.

Cheers! :bottle:

Then how about favorite song then...

"Little Dreamer"?

**Anonymous** · 06-05-2005, 12:39 AM

Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
Then how about favorite song then...

"Little Dreamer"?

Little Dreamer's a kewl ballad... But how're you gonna have sex to the sound of it? It's not donnable, I say. At least I can't do it. Maybe because I start singing everytime I hear it?

Cheers! :bottle:

**OULUVROTH2** · 06-05-2005, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Little Dreamer's a kewl ballad... But how're you gonna have sex to the sound of it? It's not donnable, I say. At least I can't do it. Maybe because I start singing everytime I hear it?

Cheers! :bottle:

No offense big man! But I think all sex would be a bit better if there was some CVH in the background! The only reason Dave said he got into the "biz" was so he could act out his sexual fantasies on stage!

Peace!

How bout Drop Dead Legs?

**Anonymous** · 06-05-2005, 02:06 AM

Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
No offense big man! But I think all sex would be a bit better if there was some CVH in the background! The only reason Dave said he got into the "biz" was so he could act out his sexual fantasies on stage!

Peace!

How bout Drop Dead Legs?

Perfect for hot, steamy sex on a hot summer night. Sweat all over the sheets and slow, hard thrusts. And be cool, I'm not fighting ya. We're only sharing opinions.

Cheers! :bottle:

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-05-2005, 05:14 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Beh... I have my sex with Barry White songs. It's almost impossible to keep up with the rythm of VH during sex. Barry White, on the other hand, is grate to turn down the light, put your arm around her and whisper something sweet in their ear, and get down to business. You can also keep up with the rythm indefinitely. Cheesy? They all say that in the first 5 seconds...

Neil Diamond's grate for afterwards, you know, for holding and cuddling. That'll always grant you an extra night or two.

Cheers! :bottle:

awe.... any girl that dates you is pretty damn lucky

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-05-2005, 05:23 AM

Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
No offense big man! But I think all sex would be a bit better if there was some CVH in the background! The only reason Dave said he got into the "biz" was so he could act out his sexual fantasies on stage!

Peace!

How bout Drop Dead Legs?

and i must add he does a very fine job of it....especially when he wore assless chaps and started shakin his ass at the audiance...i would have gave anything to be in the front row when that happened...and it would have to be panama played durring sex "reach down between my legs"or girl gone bad.....cause that is deffenatly how i'd be feeling...BAD

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-05-2005, 05:24 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Perfect for hot, steamy sex on a hot summer night. Sweat all over the sheets and slow, hard thrusts. And be cool, I'm not fighting ya. We're only sharing opinions.

Cheers! :bottle:

mmmmm...we think alike

**SoldMySoul4RnR** · 06-05-2005, 07:52 AM

Fast music can be fun to have sex to

**OULUVROTH2** · 06-05-2005, 12:32 PM

noW THAt's the sPIrit!!!!!!!

The Opening of OH Pretty Woman...Eddie's guitar wailing coinciding with everytime you pump one!

**diamondsgirl** · 06-05-2005, 12:41 PM

As for myself, I could start with VHI and go right through 1984.

Put any Hagar in the mix and its a deal breaker right there.

**OULUVROTH2** · 06-05-2005, 02:49 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
As for myself, I could start with VHI and go right through 1984.

Put any Hagar in the mix and its a deal breaker right there.

MY kind of girl!

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-05-2005, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
As for myself, I could start with VHI and go right through 1984.

Put any Hagar in the mix and its a deal breaker right there.

**Grant** · 06-06-2005, 01:21 AM

I make up my own lyrics for Panama while in the sack...

"She's cummin'
I'm climaxing
Right behind her rear end in doggie style
Got her buttocks
Power bangin'
Emotions runnin'
Ain't no stoppin' nooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bangin-her!"

:p

**hollywood5150** · 06-06-2005, 01:23 AM

well............there is sex........making love..........and fucking......

I think..........sex an love..........Hmmmmm that is a little hard....

as far as love goes.........I couldn't make up my mind.........

it's hard enough trying to get laid

**Redballjets88** · 06-06-2005, 01:27 AM

slayer

**OULUVROTH2** · 06-06-2005, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by hollywood5150
well............there is sex........making love..........and fucking......

I think..........sex an love..........Hmmmmm that is a little hard....

as far as love goes.........I couldn't make up my mind.........

it's hard enough trying to get laid

So as the thread says...give SEX a shot! your thought?

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-06-2005, 04:03 AM

Originally posted by Grant
I make up my own lyrics for Panama while in the sack...

"She's cummin'
I'm climaxing
Right behind her rear end in doggie style
Got her buttocks
Power bangin'
Emotions runnin'
Ain't no stoppin' nooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bangin-her!"

:p

hehehe good one

**Golden AWe** · 06-06-2005, 07:15 AM

"hot for teacher", though i can hardly last past the drum intro

**SoldMySoul4RnR** · 06-06-2005, 09:07 AM

Loss of Control

**Carmine** · 06-06-2005, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Beh... I have my sex with Barry White songs. It's almost impossible to keep up with the rythm of VH during sex. Barry White, on the other hand, is grate to turn down the light, put your arm around her and whisper something sweet in their ear, and get down to business. You can also keep up with the rythm indefinitely. Cheesy? They all say that in the first 5 seconds...

Neil Diamond's grate for afterwards, you know, for holding and cuddling. That'll always grant you an extra night or two.

Cheers! :bottle:

I 100% agree, Pus!

There ain't nuttin like Barry when you're rockin the sheets AND the foreplay is nothing short of SPECTACULAR!!

However, pumpin to "The Full Bug" or "Atomic Punk" is quite pleasurable too!

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-06-2005, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
I 100% agree, Pus!

There ain't nuttin like Barry when you're rockin the sheets AND the foreplay is nothing short of SPECTACULAR!!

However, pumpin to "The Full Bug" or "Atomic Punk" is quite pleasurable too!

**Carmine** · 06-06-2005, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl

Winkie!!

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-06-2005, 01:20 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Winkie!!

and a smilie and here i'll give you a bigger smile

**Carmine** · 06-06-2005, 01:30 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
and a smilie and here i'll give you a bigger smile

you've already done that...

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-06-2005, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
you've already done that...

have i now?sweet

**Carmine** · 06-06-2005, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
have i now?sweet

Fer sure!

**OULUVROTH2** · 06-06-2005, 07:20 PM

OKay...how bout the best CHORUS...since everyone cant get it up to VH!!!

ANYONE????????

**mentalpancake** · 06-06-2005, 07:21 PM

Originally posted by Grant
I make up my own lyrics for Panama while in the sack...

"She's cummin'
I'm climaxing
Right behind her rear end in doggie style
Got her buttocks
Power bangin'
Emotions runnin'
Ain't no stoppin' nooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Bangin-her!"

:p

That is probably the most brilliant thing I've ever heard.

**mentalpancake** · 06-06-2005, 07:24 PM

I honestly wouldn't mind any song...although Sunday Afternoon in the Park would probably scare me a little too much.

**mentalpancake** · 06-06-2005, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
Best VH album to have sex with?

None...the hole in the middle ain't big enough...really fuckin' hurts.

I just got a bad visual of someone trying to do that.

**LadyTudor2711** · 06-06-2005, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
I WOULD HAVE TO SAY PERSONALLY.... VAN HALEN II... AND THEN 1984

Women and Children First, lol.

Best,

LT

**PumpedUpMidget** · 06-06-2005, 07:46 PM

I don't know--never had sex with Van Halen playing in the background before

**OULUVROTH2** · 06-07-2005, 02:24 AM

Originally posted by PumpedUpMidget
I don't know--never had sex with Van Halen playing in the background before

Sounds like you haven't lived yet!!!!!! If you have a chance, put on the second side of 1984 ....and tell your girl...to hang on for the ride of her life!! AND if you can keep your ass up with the beat of those drums...you will have her cuming back for more everytime!!!!!!

**Carmine** · 06-07-2005, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by OULUVROTH2
Sounds like you haven't lived yet!!!!!! If you have a chance, put on the second side of 1984 ....and tell your girl...to hang on for the ride of her life!! AND if you can keep your ass up with the beat of those drums...you will have her cuming back for more everytime!!!!!!

HA!! Phukkin A right there!!

**Grant** · 06-07-2005, 10:19 AM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
hehehe good one

Originally posted by mentalpancake
That is probably the most brilliant thing I've ever heard.

Why thank you!

**mentalpancake** · 06-07-2005, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by Grant
Why thank you!

No problem. You should write songs professionally, that was some good stuff.

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