Slip n Slide Push it in

[dysfunction]

Great lyrics! Sammy is a fucking genius.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Great lyrics! Sammy is a fucking genius.

yep that's what he sings to mikey everynight

[OULUVROTH2]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
yep that's what he sings to mikey everynight

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Great lyrics! Sammy is a fucking genius.

are you being sarcastic or are your brains the size of an atom which has just been reduced to half its size?!

[POJO_Risin]

What the fuck is this shit...

You've gotta appreciate the brain power behind threads like this...

To whomever it may be concerned...

you are appreciated...

holy fuck...

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
What the fuck is this shit...

You've gotta appreciate the brain power behind threads like this...

To whomever it may be concerned...

you are appreciated...

holy fuck...

obviously no brain power.

you don't need to think when making threads like this. Just like Hagar didn't think when writing his lyrics...he was too busy sliding it in to Mikey

[mattiew23m]

Wow look at these lyrics.. Sammy can't just push it in??? Guess he still hasen't figured out where the hole is yet... He's sliding all over the place tryin' to get it in. We all know sammy wants to be roth, probably wants to fuck him.. The movie. The talented Mr. Ripley, should be renamed to, The Talented Mr. Hagar. Also, by you posting these stupid fuckin' lyrics, your only proving are point more..

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Great lyrics! Sammy is a fucking genius.

[mattiew23m]

HAHHAHAHHA that's great!

[Rikk]

Gentlemen and ladies,

DYSFUNCTION is actually TOWN IDIOT...one of the sheep that was inducted in our first batch of sheep. Check out this reprint of the first post ever in the SHEEP PEN...

Originally posted by Rikk
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS...

This has been a long time coming. For 20 years now, the world has been inundated by a pesky little specie of mosquito called the Sammy Hagar Van Halen fan. This annoying insect has helped a certain alcoholic dutchman suck the blood out of a once great band. The DLR Army exists to give fans a place to express the element of this legendary band they pledge their allegiance to: the one and only Diamond David Lee Roth. It is not the reality of Sammy Hagar fronting Van Halen again that has created the need for the project we are now proposing to the Army...it is the abundance of pathetic, whiny, moronic and obviously bored Sham fans that feel the need to enter this forum and do nothing but start fights with anyone who doesn't agree that THREE LOCK BOX is a prime piece of rock 'n' roll.

Now I have nothing against Sammy Hagar fans...we're all human..... Okay, I take that back. I don't understand how someone could admire the work of one Samuel Hagar. It blows my mind. But, hey...there are some fans of both eras at this site that are actually okay people and they just have different (and rather strange) tastes. Maybe we want to change their minds, maybe we don't understand how some of these people could place MAN ON A MISSION on the same list MEAN STREET is on...but hey...some of these folks are still nice people. They're still sheep, but they're not all bad.

But then there is the other kind of Sammy Hagar Van Halen fan...the ugly, grammatically-challenged, under-achieving idiot who gets so bitter at the poor ticket sales, the food voucher stories, the unbelievable amount of fat Hagar has accumulated on his body and the public's general disapproval of this reunion that this sort of fan must come onto a site he/she thinks is "pathetic" and spend hours a day flooding our beloved forums with attacks and proclamations that OU812 is a far superior album to FAIR WARNING. It is not so much that such arguments worry any of us...we know how hilarious said arguments are. But the truth is, if someone is going to continue being a fucking idiot just looking for attention, we should give him/her the embarressment he/she deserves. And that is what the ROTHARMY SHEEP PEN is for.

The SHEEP PEN is a hopefully long-living thread that will contain all the latest and greatest information that you, the RothArmy Forum Member, will need to know when communicating with forum members...you may want to know the "Idiot's History" to pick out our most annoying and offensive Hagar-ites. There will be a collection containing all NICKNAME TRANSLATIONS, as well as a collection of BRILLIANTLY STUPID QUOTES by our favorite Hagar-loving folk. Also, if a Van Hagar fan has done something truly offensive to you, this is a good place to call him out and tell the forum how you feel. Or, if you discover that one of these idiots is a scumbag in real life (such as when Lou discovered that Van Herpes is a bad trader), you should post this here (and in a new thread if you like).

At the same time, it is imperative that the ROTHARMY SHEEP PEN remains a lean information machine. We have encouragement to place this important thread here, and it is imperative that we only post the greatest (dumbest) quotes and give only the worst of our offenders a place in the Hall of Shame. It may be necessary to bump the thread up once in a while... But we shouldn't be adding several people a day to the list. Only the biggest sheep can sit in the pen. And we certainly shouldn't be putting people on this list just because they like Sammy Hagar. This should still be a place that encourages freedom of speech and freedom of opinion. The Pen should only be reserved for our repeat offenders...our "Town Idiots"s, if you will. And the quotes should also be pretty special...a quote like "David Lee Roth sucks" is not something worthy of posting at the Pen. But something along the lines of Bastard-Hater's brilliant statement "I'm a better flamer than you" is definitely worth posting. Also, funny quotes by some of our greatest talents, like MEZRO, are also worthy of posting.

The PEN is a place for all to post, but only when something is really worthy of posting. No long threads about nothing...this is a place for instant reference. We'll see how it works. It will also be a great place to immediately call out our local morons...

As it stands now, I have put together this idea with the giant efforts of two other Rotharmy members (one a Mod): MAX and GUWAPO. The three of us think this is a good idea, and we want the place to remain alive and kicking.

So, to start things off, I will now begin the list of MAIN OFFENDERS with their NICKNAME TRANSLATIONS. We can maybe make an expanded version of this list once more names have been added. Of course, I may have missed a few, so any other names should be added as they are remembered:

Dysfunction - TOWN IDIOT
(this poor guy lived in a trailer which has since fallen off a ravine)

Kid Vegas - KID LAUDERDALE
(a true moron)

EVH Fan - VD FAN
(banned...now posts as evhfan2)

L.S.D. - VAN HERPES
(please take special note of this individual...not only is he a horrible
poster but he's also a bad trader...he has ripped several individuals
off and then blamed the fact that he doesn't have a burner!)

Sniper - DIAPER
(not very interesting...just a retard)

A.J. - GayJay
(this individual is also scum at the Links...he's a complete liar who
has fabricated information at his own web site...a real piece of shit
interested in nothing but getting attention for himself)

rockvanhalen66 - LEARNING TO WRITE
(truly the worst writer I have ever seen...and probably the dumbest
of the bunch)

Now, there are more, and their names will be posted in the next couple of days. There are other huge offenders for which proper names have not been decided upon yet. And, of course, anyone can propose any of these new names...the Army needs you.

All I have to say is: Fellow Army Members, it's time to take out the trash and humiliate our local sheep population. These people are pathetic, and we must call them out. We're a more aggressive, more honest (and also more fair) bunch than those at the Links.

As my friend Guwapo says, "To the pen, fucker!" So, open the gates. Let the games begin!
Rikk

In other words, he's a trouble-making idiot and should get back in the Pen.

[mentalpancake]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
yep that's what he sings to mikey everynight

[rustoffa]

While intriguing posts are certainly not dysfunction's field of expertise, he has no trouble enjoying a refreshing spot o' water.

[diamondsgirl]

Dysfunction and I have a date in the Pen later.

[NATEDOG001976]

Sammy sucks, and your a moron

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Dysfunction and I have a date in the Pen later.

good one DG!!

[FORD]

I've heard this is how dysfunction/town idiot dresses for his dates...

[FORD]

Originally posted by FORD
I've heard this is how dysfunction/town idiot dresses for his dates...

fucking transparent gif's!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by FORD
I've heard this is how dysfunction/town idiot dresses for his dates...

this is how he'll be dressed for our date

[hollywood5150]

ok ...........hmmmmmmmm (i have no words for this)......except

damn i hope DLR and EVH get together.........preferably with fatty and ALEXadria...........if not sheehan and Luzier.........

whoever just as long DLR and EVH are on the same stage

[Fabulous Peter]

I like to slip and slide - push it in.

[Thorman]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Great lyrics! Sammy is a fucking genius.

What is the matter with you... Been there, Done that...Its over!! It aint workingt dude, trust me on that one! Dont try to top my outrageousness...you will get burned by these guys dude!!

Sammy sucks!! Plain and simple..so does his lyrics

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Peter
I like to slip and slide - push it in.

lol...you just want to wear the leather hood and the collar

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Thorman
What is the matter with you... Been there, Done that...Its over!! It aint workingt dude, trust me on that one! Dont try to top my outrageousness...you will get burned by these guys dude!!

Sammy sucks!! Plain and simple..so does his lyrics

Thorman...you are being *such* a good boy lately.

[DaLeeRo]

Originally posted by Thorman
What is the matter with you... Been there, Done that...Its over!! It aint workingt dude, trust me on that one! Dont try to top my outrageousness...you will get burned by these guys dude!!

Sammy sucks!! Plain and simple..so does his lyrics

Finally I agree with you, thorman...!

Keep on goin' the same way and the gates of heaven will open to you....!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Fabulous Peter
I like to slip and slide - push it in.

lmao!!! oh really

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Thorman...you are being *such* a good boy lately.

i don't like good boys....i like BAD boys

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
lmao!!! oh really

[Thorman]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Thorman...you are being *such* a good boy lately.

Well thank you Diamondgirl.....its quite refreshing actually....

[W*NK*R]

What's this thread about again? Oh yeah about Sammy and how much he sucks ass.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by vanzilla

excactly

[mentalpancake]

Originally posted by Thorman
Well thank you Diamondgirl.....its quite refreshing actually....

It's good to see you not being a sheep, Thorman. Cheers to you.

[TongueNGroove]

Bitch all you want, but every one of you guys knew exactly which song he was talking about, which makes you just as big a sheep as he is.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Thorman
Well thank you Diamondgirl.....its quite refreshing actually....

you're still a fucking homo thug

[Vinnie Velvet]

Isn't it this lyric that Sam recites again and again when he's with Mike?

[Snow Ho]

Originally posted by Vinnie Velvet
Isn't it this lyric that Sam recites again and again when he's with Mike?

that or 'bitch sure got the rhythm'

[Thorman]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
you're still a fucking homo thug

I am a fu$%ing homo thug?

In days past I would have come up with a witty repsonse to such mean spirited personal attacks and would end by saying "bam". However, I have moved on and identified myself as a true VH fan (as in with DLR). So, your negativity is not appreciated and frankly you need medical help to deal with your anger issues. I, for one, do hope that you seek out the proper treatment and return to us refreshed and ready to rock and roll with DLR.

[FasterPussycat]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Slip n Slide Push it in

You bitch, sure got the (no) rhythm!!