Possible new VH singer announced!

[Mr Grimsdale]

yep, it's me
Mr Grimsdale to lead Van Halen back into the light

[flappo]

..cheap as chips , david dickinson is new lead singer of van halen !

[Mr Grimsdale]

diamond david dick-inson

ooh er that sounds a bit rude

[flappo]

..someone called out fair warning
and ruined the fuckin' auction!

[Mr Grimsdale]

which one of you motherfuckers is going to start the bidding?

[flappo]

..hello budleigh salterton , grate to see ya , are you doin' grate ??

[KISSARMY]

I HAVE NOT LAFFED SO MUCH FOR AGES....OLD GRAVY FACE GETS MY VOTE FOR LEAD SINGER!! ALTHOUGH NORMAN WISDOM WOULD ALSO BE CLASS.

[Mr Grimsdale]

hold on, this thread was supposed to be about me fronting VH, not david "i bathe in tea" dickinson

by gods teeth i damn you all! and damn you again!

[flappo]

Now summertime’s here babe, need somethin’ to keep you cool
Ah now summertime’s here babe, need somethin’ to keep you cool
Better look out now though, dave’s got somethin’ for you
Tell ya what it is

I’m your auction man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
Oh my my, I’m your sun tan man, stop me when I’m passin’ by
See now all my furniture's guaranteed to get a grate price
Hold on a second baby

I got good ches longue, ah, chesterfields
All veneers and leathers too
I’m your auctionqueer , baby, stop me when I’m passin’ by
See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on, one more

Well, I’m usually passin’ by just about eleven o’clock am
Uh huh, I never stop, I’m usually passin’ by, just before ground force is on
And if you let me cool you one time, you’ll be my regular stop
All right boys

[Mr Grimsdale]

HA!
that's fookin' ace all right
you bobby dazzler!

[flappo]

..there's only one dave

..or is there ?

A-HA !

[Big Troubles]

LOL funny ass shit!

[Igosplut]

Moist Excretement!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

how nice
one lump or two?

[flappo]

..we don't like porn in main , flappo

[Mr Grimsdale]

that's outrageous
call the lawyers

cooey mr shifter

[ELVIS]

Flyin' liplock awesome!

Funny stuff mates!

Hahahaha!!!

[Golden AWe]

who's the wasted fucker now

[flappo]

..oh look , al jolson is the new lead singer

[Mr Grimsdale]

great, VH become the new black and white minstrels
mammy, i'm booking my ticket now

[Figs]

You shouldn't stick anything up your cunt that you can't put in your mouth.