Most of that seemed to consist of me teaching him the difference between your and you're.Originally posted by MAX
Sesh,
In case you didn't know, SweetSecrets and Panamark are a REAL couple.
I've always liked you, don't make me pull some tricks my old mentor Seen taught me to use on you. :p
Cheers!!!
It took me a few years but he seems to have it sorted now which makes me feel all warm inside.
I must put something in my sig about that so I appear less bitter...
Cheers!
Ha!Originally posted by Seshmeister
Oh no I've unleashed more Hallmark material...
Oh well if you can't beat them...
Have a good one when it comes Mark and SS!
Your signature sure works now...
Where is this world going? People fall in love, get married...I'm worried?
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE EVIL, FILTH, PORN AND BEING UNHAPPY ALL BY OURSELVES?
I need a drink.
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
I think Sesh's original message and the humour in between the lines was A BIT misunderstood...
It was just the scotch way to say CONGRATS!!!
That's exactly how I read it, too.Originally posted by Golden AWe
I think Sesh's original message and the humour in between the lines was A BIT misunderstood...
It was just the scotch way to say CONGRATS!!!
Those who bashed Sesh may want to go to their local mechanic for their 100,000 mile check up. You may be low on Humor.
Humor deficiencies are no laughing matter [pun intended]
Having a low Humor Rate can lead to all sorts of other problems later in life [ see katydid ]
I suggest we all lighten up fer chrissake
Originally Posted by Kristy
You know, when you fall in love...no matter if it begins in internet land or where....you can't help but express yourself. I think because both Marky Mark and Sweetsecrets began their flirtatious thing on here, this is where they connect with 'their people' whom they share a lot in common with. Hell...look at me and diamond den (and any other stupid alias' he has had). As much of a dickhead this guy can be, and how much I wanna choke that bastard sometimes.....I remember all of our firsts and how I felt then. I do love that guy, as much as I loathe him. :p
He has endearing qualities too, which really warms my heart, and keeps me close to his heart.
Congratulations to Mark and Mary. Just keep it real, don't live in the kalidescope of roses and bunnies. You are going to argue (believe me we have our share!), you are going to 'hate that bitch, hate that bastard!', "Why does he leave that damn toilet seat up!", "why is she always late!", ect. Just remember what it was that made you feel like you do now, and you will be together forever.
P.S. I love Sesh
Cheers!
I try like hell to keep things all fluffy bunnies and pink daisies. But brutal truth smacks me in the ass all the time. ~Susie Q 2009
Exactly...my fav part must be PanaMark himself, the perverted mr. rotten humour, showing up as a ancient hero knight, defending his beloved princess from the scotch dragon...Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's exactly how I read it, too.
Those who bashed Sesh may want to go to their local mechanic for their 100,000 mile check up. You may be low on Humor.
Humor deficiencies are no laughing matter [pun intended]
Having a low Humor Rate can lead to all sorts of other problems later in life [ see katydid ]
I suggest we all lighten up fer chrissake
Dahm I hate happy endings
(and smilies too :p)
congrats panamark....the best of luck to both of youOriginally posted by Panamark
Thanks mate ! The big day is not far away now.
i agreeOriginally posted by Dan
This Thread is Bullshit.Best of luck to Panamark and Mary.
I'm glad a few of you got it if not the happy bunnies themselves...
It's nothing to do with how they met quite the opposite in fact.
If one of your pals turned up at the bar with his betrothed and she had printed a t-shirt with a message like that signature you might roll your eyes, politely smile and then when they left ask "What the fuck was all that about?, ah well maybe it's a private joke or something"
If she turned up for the next 3 weeks wearing the same t-shirt the very least you could do is give them a ribbing. It would be wrong not to...
Cheers!
"Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love"
-Homer Simpson
Baby Pana due April 28th!
I love Daddy Panamark!
I don't care how much you love him in 6 months time #14 will no longer apply...
And that my brother...is the fucking truth...
I'll never forget Sesh...the scenario you just mentioned nearly came to fruition about 12 years ago...
I had been dating this girl for about a year...not serious...but serious enough...
it was my birthday...and I was out with all my friends shooting pool...
I told her it was a guys night...lmfao...but she could come afterwards to my apartment if she wanted...
She shows up at the bar...with fucking roses...a stuffed fucking bear...and a shirt that said, "It's my man's birthday..."
I still haven't lived that shit down...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
LMAO !!Originally posted by POJO_Risin
She shows up at the bar...with fucking roses...a stuffed fucking bear
I would never, not even as a joke. I don't even like to receive that shit myself.
In 6 years #1-13 will be history, tooOriginally posted by Seshmeister
I don't care how much you love him in 6 months time #14 will no longer apply...
Who is this?
not if it is true loveOriginally posted by LoungeMachine
In 6 years #1-13 will be history, too
wanna betOriginally posted by canadiandlrgirl
not if it is true love
But you're a chick. You're allowed to be a sap
hey, i'm far from being a sap....actually i don't even believe in true love i don't even believe in marriage, if you met my ex-husband you'd kno why..but im happy for panamark and sweetsecrets i hope they will have a long and happy marrige.....because not everyone has a happy endingOriginally posted by LoungeMachine
wanna bet
But you're a chick. You're allowed to be a sap
Its been over six months already ya undercooked haggis !Originally posted by Seshmeister
I don't care how much you love him in 6 months time #14 will no longer apply...
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Thanks for the genuine well wishes in this thread !
Also thanks for the funny responses, GA you funny fucker !!
Sesh your T-shirt in the Bar analogy ??
Dude, you actually took the time to think up a comparison between
a textual signature on an internet message board and a real life
scenario ??
Fresh air time mate..
But thanks for the laughs anyways. (And the good wishes)
Im having a blast, Life Rocks !!
Rock on you crazy bastards !!!
Mark I know you're going to worry like hell about this but there's an innocent fly buzzing about near my computer and I'm considering hurting it.
What would you do, try and rehabilitate it?
What's the best way to get it out of ones dreamy hair...?
Cheers!
LMAO!Originally posted by POJO_Risin
And that my brother...is the fucking truth...
I'll never forget Sesh...the scenario you just mentioned nearly came to fruition about 12 years ago...
I had been dating this girl for about a year...not serious...but serious enough...
it was my birthday...and I was out with all my friends shooting pool...
I told her it was a guys night...lmfao...but she could come afterwards to my apartment if she wanted...
She shows up at the bar...with fucking roses...a stuffed fucking bear...and a shirt that said, "It's my man's birthday..."
I still haven't lived that shit down...
I'll see that and raise you...
One of my pals girlfriends used to sit in the bar beside him going through every long hair on his head biting off all the split ends.
Every fucking day.
It was sickening.
Cheers!
11. He's my hairy sexy Aussie teddy bear!
hahah , i call troll
Thats sick, in a public place no less....Beats her doing his pubes I guess....Originally posted by Seshmeister
One of my pals girlfriends used to sit in the bar beside him going through every long hair on his head biting off all the split ends.
Every fucking day.
Congrats Mark....
Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"
The only thing I have learned today is that PMark is a hairy sexy Aussie teddy bear...LOL
Mezro...keep this to yourself if you ever end up in jail Mark...
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
If I see a pic of that DESTROYER with daisies and shit painted on it, I'll hurl like no tomorrow!
Cheers and best wishes to the both of ya.
All the best to Panamark and Sweet Secrets,I think it's great that Panamark has someone so close,a shoulder to cry on if you will in his time of need.
Mate,the Blues are woefull.
The guys create women aliases, and flirt with one another. Just makes you act gay. Grow up already.
Seshmeister, after all the crap you have posted (Jesus making a child do oral sex w/animation on him) Devil worship bondage, etc. You have no room to talk. You also post beastility pictures. If you were in America instead of Scotland you'd have your children taken away from you by now.
Po Jo teaching 5th. grade and posting the Fluff (women's pussy) thread.
The Sheep Pen huge avatars, and Alan the panther, and Mr. Grimsdale's celery stalk saying of Rikks makes me want to vomit.
But it does get a little old when Ally Kat and Sweet Secret who admittedly are having sex before marriage try to put on the sickening sweet little girl act. And all the guys jumping to their defense just show their ignorance.
Hell, grow up by the time I was 21 I was married with three children.
Anymore men and women want it both ways...sex and being single...that wasn't the way God intended it. Back in my day you were called sluts and whores.
Golden Awe bragging all time about his sexual conquests and helping keep Mr. Grimsdale's wank thread going.
When I was growing up if you were wanking you wasn't having enough to keep you busy and your hands were becoming the "Devil's workshop." People who wanked too much were considered mentally retarded.
Ya'll have given me enough Hell (in Sweet Secret's Case...her Panamark) I figure I owed you one. No thanks nessesary.
Well, I dont know if I can be of much help old fella, youOriginally posted by Seshmeister
Mark I know you're going to worry like hell about this but there's an innocent fly buzzing about near my computer and I'm considering hurting it.
What would you do, try and rehabilitate it?
What's the best way to get it out of ones dreamy hair...?
Cheers!
have to actually have Dreamy hair to start with.
I couldnt imagine your hair holding too many flies me old mate
Be thankful if the odd one still gets caught there..
:p
Fuck, dont give me nightmares !!Originally posted by rustoffa
If I see a pic of that DESTROYER with daisies and shit painted on it, I'll hurl like no tomorrow!
Cheers and best wishes to the both of ya.
Awwww..........
NOW this thread is getting too sugary. lol.
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
You know what they say, People who advertise with big belt buckles, have a small penis, or a big pussy.
You could say the same for avatars...Where is Dlr7884 with his picture when you need him.
Katydid, you are acting mighty unchristianly these days !
Seshmeister, Your woman avatar looks like a babboon drinking vinager.
Thanks for the advice Mate ! Did it help you at all ??Originally posted by Mezro
The only thing I have learned today is that PMark is a hairy sexy Aussie teddy bear...LOL
Mezro...keep this to yourself if you ever end up in jail Mark...
You started it encouraging Flappo to keep mistreating me. I found your post and posted it in the Webmasters site.Originally posted by Panamark
Katydid, you are acting mighty unchristianly these days !
True !Originally posted by BOMBER
All the best to Panamark and Sweet Secrets,I think it's great that Panamark has someone so close,a shoulder to cry on if you will in his time of need.
Mate,the Blues are woefull.
I hope you have an equally suitable shoulder my fellow cellar dwellar
LOLOriginally posted by Katydid
You started it encouraging Flappo to keep mistreating me. I found your post and posted it in the Webmasters site.
Like Flappo needed my encouragement ??
Shut up, Minimus. You're one to talk about when it comes to ruining threads with sugar.Originally posted by MAX
Awwww..........
NOW this thread is getting too sugary. lol.
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Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
Oh God, can you imagine if she mis-bit doing that? :eek: I bet she wouldn't be coming to the bar anymoreOriginally posted by Full Bug
Thats sick, in a public place no less....Beats her doing his pubes I guess....
Congrats Mark....
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