Since I'm the resident injury masta from either fuckin' around, being a klutz or playin' a bit too hard I thought we could all both share our pain and lick our collective wounds together. Just like a team's sports page. So share your paper cuts, menstrual cramps, constipation, blood from flossing your teeth for the first time in over a decade or the stitches from getting your ass kicked the night prior in heeya. Anything and whateva could make for grate reading cos we're all crazy fuckers who like to laugh at the expense of someone else's suffering. lol Also, old injury stories are also welcome. I have plenty and will share all.
Anyhoo, I'll get the pain started.....
Yesterday I smacked my shin so fucking hard into the trailer hitch behind my Suburban it left a huge black and blue goose egg and welt. Very gross and disgusting but yet another battlescar and cool nonetheless.
Today I was weed-wackin' the borders around the property line next to my fucking worthless neighbors. I was all good to go with my protective eyewear and shit. Howeva, a fucking pebble flew a couple hundred miles an hour smack dab into my cheek. Didn't break the skin but there was bleeding underneath. Now I have a spot on my beloved mug that makes me look like "John-Boy" from The Walton's. lol.
All of this after the busted ribs fiasco. lol.