Dave is friends with Chas N' Dave too, you know.

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 02:51 PM

All three have banged the same bird from Oxford.

My sources won't tell if it happened simultaneously.

My sources won't lie.

**Reverberator** · 06-21-2005, 02:56 PM

This is awsome news .

Tell us more G A .

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 02:59 PM

after banging the chick for several hours, they DUMPED her and went for a pint or two at a local pub.

plus they had some ballantine's too.

**Reverberator** · 06-21-2005, 03:01 PM

And Turpentine chasers .

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 03:02 PM

double amount of those!

**Matt White** · 06-21-2005, 03:09 PM

DAVE & CHAS & DAVE= SUPERGROUP

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 03:10 PM

CHAS N' DAVES

**Reverberator** · 06-21-2005, 03:10 PM

That is correct .

Who is Dlr ?

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 03:12 PM

DLR = Dahm Larvelly Rock n' roll

**Reverberator** · 06-21-2005, 03:16 PM

Fookin' ace .

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 03:20 PM

yup.

**Reverberator** · 06-21-2005, 03:22 PM

Is that George Formby ?

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 03:23 PM

no, it's DLR.

he's about to reveal his new DUMP MEISTER tattoo.

in his COCH!

when it's soft, you can only see "DM".

**Reverberator** · 06-21-2005, 03:31 PM

Ha HA mine says " REVERBERATORYOURFRIENDLYDUMPMEISTER/SHEEPPENADMINGORGEOUSLARVELLYFARKER "

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 03:32 PM

the font size being...HUGE.

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 03:52 PM

CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 03:58 PM

that's some true HAM.

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 04:00 PM

And they always called you a bit of a ham, hmm?

That's because you provide only the best kalbassa.

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 04:03 PM

Exactly exactly.

(with my best mr g impersonation)

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 04:10 PM

I HAD A GREAT BANG THIS WEEKEND!

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 04:11 PM

me too, i hit my head!

uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 04:20 PM

Did you fall down go boom?

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 04:22 PM

something like that.

i heard the sound while i was sitting in the toilet.

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 04:23 PM

Was there anything in the toilet at the time?

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 04:24 PM

a porn mag.

wait, it was a wank!

not a bang.

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 04:45 PM

I love when the wank is so intense that one blacks out for a milisecond.

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 04:49 PM

it's not always like that...

but pretty often anyway!

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 04:51 PM

Have you ever been on a waterslide?

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 05:21 PM

golden waterslide?

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 05:23 PM

Yes. A golden waterslide at the edge of your toilet!!!

**Golden AWe** · 06-21-2005, 05:59 PM

**Reverberator** · 06-21-2005, 06:38 PM

I think he is saying yes .

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 07:05 PM

**Golden AWe** · 06-22-2005, 03:17 AM

but hey, where's a pic of them three?

**Rikk** · 06-22-2005, 03:18 AM

Why don't we just post porn?

Thread: Dave is friends with Chas N' Dave too, you know.