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Your mama is so dumb, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch.RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
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Chimpy Bush, Darth Cheney and Bill Clinton were walking down the Yellow Brick Road.
CHIMP: "I hope the wizard can give me a brain."
CHENEY: "I hope the wizard can give me a heart."
CLINTON: "Does anyone know where Dorothy is?"Eternally Under the Authority of Satan
Originally posted by SockfuckerI've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.Comment
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Why do dogs often lick their own dick?
Because they CAN!posted by Ellyllions Men say, "I'll never understand women." That's a very lonely place to be if you're a woman because we don't understand half of what we do either.posted by ALinChainz Katy, Pipe down, pump off, and fly back to your cave you old bat.Comment
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I know a better version...
Boudreaux and Thibodaux, while walking down street, see a dog cleaning himself...
Boudreaux says to Thibodaux, "Mais, I wish I could do dat, yeah."
Thibodaux replies, "dat dog will bite you, yeah!
Or something like that...
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Making it racist and then removing the thing that makes the joke work, the licking balls part, did not make it better - you ruined it completely.Comment
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