Joke thread

[envy_me]

How come this thread is practicly dead. Come on ppl, I wanna laugh.

Steve Riks as both Simon and Garfunkel. It's the same guy doing both of them :O

[envy_me]

Stevie Riks both as Freddie and Paul, lmao. He is great!! Poor Freddie "I'd perfer it if you didn't."

[Diamondjimi]

What's the difference between Courtney Love and a hockey team?

A hockey team showers after 3 periods!

[fourthcoming]

Stevie Riks both as Freddie and Paul, lmao. He is great!! Poor Freddie "I'd perfer it if you didn't."

This was pretty damn funny.....that dude does a great McCartney.

[envy_me]

This was pretty damn funny.....that dude does a great McCartney.

He is amazing!! He does great Freddie too. And great Simon and Garfunkel.

Here he is doing Keith Richards

[fifth element]

What time is it when you see 16 ducks crossing the road?
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It's 15 after one, of course!

[fifth element]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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To show the opossum that it really COULD be done!!!

[ELVIS]

What's long and hard on a black man ??








































Third grade...

[Angel]

What's long and hard on a black man ??








































Third grade...

There you go with your racist shit again. Not funny, and about as un-christian as you can get.

[jhale667]

There you go with your racist shit again. Not funny, and about as un-christian as you can get.

Three guesses what the last long hard black thing that was in his wife was...

[Angel]

Three guesses what the last long hard black thing that was in his wife was...

Yeah, his rotting dick...oh wait, that's not long...

[envy_me]

Have you guys seen that hillarious "how racism started"-picture There is a dick in it, so I won't post, but you can google

[lesfunk]

A wife says to the husband "If you rode the bus to work we wouldn't need two cars"
The husband says "If you let me fuck you in the ass and come on your face we wouldn't need the babysitter."

[Dave's Bitch]

Kind of a racist UK joke but what do you get if you cross harvey price with a roll of sellotape?


Sticky black spastic

[envy_me]

Kind of a racist UK joke but what do you get if you cross harvey price with a roll of sellotape?


Sticky black spastic

Lmao, omg