Originally Posted by
Kristy
Q: How can you tell if your roommate is gay?
A: When their dick taste[s] like shit.
Nasty--but funny! ... I suppose you would also include this "dude", eh? ... (I would--LOL! ) ...
Metal Sludge: "20 Questions With Zakk Wylde"
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An excerpt--to prove my point! ...
10. Finish this sentence, "The biggest misconception about ___________ is?" For example, "The biggest misconception about MTV is that they play videos." You get the idea.
Ozzy is the GodFather of my son
Pro wrestling is kick ass
Pearl Jam is a bunch of candy ass motherfuckers
Anal Sex is awesome when I get the wife drunk
Axl Rose is my friend and the Real Deal!
Kiss is nothing without Ace!
Pantera is beyond fucking Heavy!
Cocaine is for Candy Ass Motherfuckers!
Paul Gargano is an awesome alcoholic!
Touring is beer, beer beer.