Maybe I've shared this before, I don't remember
Maybe I've shared this before, I don't remember
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Am I the only one interested in this thread? Lol
Angel (07-03-2013)
This is the inscription above the door as you enter the army
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Coyote (07-11-2013)
Seriously I need to work out how to make pics bigger or ... Or something
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I'm gonna drown you guys in cat pictures
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This is so funny. I love this dog
jhale667 (07-11-2013)
As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.
I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”
Apparently, I’m still lost…
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LoungeMachine (07-11-2013)
I met a girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees and laid on the grass at my feet. As I was banging the hell out of her. I thought "These taser guns are well worth the money."
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”
Angel (07-12-2013)
I have another one, but it's not PC..
Angel (07-12-2013)
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Yoo smat gurl, yoo figgure it out!
Yoo rike rittle Chineese weeny?
No rittle chinky egg rorr for henry_me. Okiedokie.
Yoo meen rearn to rike.
Where's your partner there slant eye?
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Not no. Maby in teh prane?
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