It's Time For Us To Play Baseball!!

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 04:43 PM

K. I'm shortstop! Who wants to be first base?

**bobgnote** · 06-21-2005, 05:03 PM

I throw 80s, past crazy, mean drunk kids. On occasion.

Footballs, tennis balls, or bowling balls. Or baseballs and softballs.

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 05:04 PM

Okay. BOBGNOTE is first base.

Who's second base?

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-21-2005, 05:17 PM

hmmmmm....sounds like fun

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 05:23 PM

CG is second-base!

Who wants to be third-base?

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-21-2005, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
CG is second-base!

Who wants to be third-base?

fuckin' cool

**Fairwrning** · 06-21-2005, 05:49 PM

ill pitch..but we need 4 more ..i refuse to work more than 1 day a week

where is my spot on the bench???can i sit close to CG...

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 05:51 PM

You can sit close to CG. But when she's on the field and you're not pitching, you'd better not gaze too long at her tits.

We need four more pitchers.

And no morons.

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-21-2005, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by fairwrning
ill pitch..but we need 4 more ..i refuse to work more than 1 day a week

where is my spot on the bench???can i sit close to CG...

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-21-2005, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
You can sit close to CG. But when she's on the field and you're not pitching, you'd better not gaze too long at her tits.

We need four more pitchers.

And no morons.

:p

**Redballjets88** · 06-21-2005, 06:06 PM

i wanna play.

**superdave** · 06-21-2005, 06:07 PM

DH here

**Redballjets88** · 06-21-2005, 06:08 PM

ill play 3rd its always been my pos. that and RF

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-21-2005, 06:09 PM

WOW!! Rikk this is an awesome idea

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 06:14 PM

Okay...so far, the first team...

PITCHER #1 - Fairwrning
1ST BASE - BobGNote
2ND BASE - CG
3RD BASE - Redball
DG - SuperDave

We need more pitchers, RF, CF, LF, SS, catcher...and am umpire. The umpire can't be just anybody...we need a fucking cunt to play umpire.

**Redballjets88** · 06-21-2005, 06:16 PM

7884 for umpire..imagine how good he would be when the manager came to argue

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 06:17 PM

Indeed. 7884 is a possibility. But he must come in here to stake his prize or else another fucking cunt will get the job.

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-21-2005, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Indeed. 7884 is a possibility. But he must come in here to stake his prize or else another fucking cunt will get the job.

LMFAO!!

that's funny

**Big Fat Sammy** · 06-21-2005, 08:41 PM

BFS has volunteered to be the <i>HOT DOG</i> salesman.

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 08:43 PM

HOT DOG SALESMAN - Big Fat Sammy

We need someone to sell peanuts. We also need a bathroom rapist.

**Big Fat Sammy** · 06-21-2005, 08:46 PM

We need cheerleaders too....where's Mattie been?

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-21-2005, 09:47 PM

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
We need cheerleaders too....where's Mattie been?

hey i'll be the cheerleader as well...i've always wanted to be a cheerleader

**canadiandlrgirl** · 06-21-2005, 09:48 PM

DG can be a chearleader with me:p

**WARF** · 06-21-2005, 10:19 PM

This might be the first thread I ever close. LOL

**WARF** · 06-21-2005, 10:19 PM

This might be the first thread I ever closed. LOL

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 10:20 PM

Baseball nazi.

**WARF** · 06-21-2005, 10:25 PM

I don't understand where this going...

but have fun...

Maybe you should join one of our fantasy leagues Rikk...

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 10:34 PM

It was actually part of a bigger plan...

...I didn't expect that anyone would actually answer me!!:p

I'm already in the Football League and don't even like baseball!:p

**DlocRoth** · 06-21-2005, 10:40 PM

I'll play CF...

DLoc Mays Hayes...

I throw like Mays and run like Hayes....

Can't believe I just quoted "Major League"....

And that I even responded to this thread....LOL

NURSE!!

**Rikk** · 06-21-2005, 10:58 PM

DLOC ROTH - CF

C'mon people...we need a RF and a LF.

**Bill Lumbergh** · 06-22-2005, 12:42 AM

LF right here.......that's the god Barry Bonds' position ..........and Rikk, didnt you know? Gays arent allowed........

**Rikk** · 06-22-2005, 12:44 AM

BILL LUMBERGH - LF (putting aside the no gays allowed rule)

**Brett** · 06-22-2005, 03:06 AM

Well I was a centerfielder in little league, but I'll play right.

**Rikk** · 06-22-2005, 03:16 AM

Brett - RF

We need a catcher, people!

**fryingdutchman** · 06-22-2005, 04:43 AM

I'll save "catcher" for some Hagar-worshipping fuckstick like RRBrigade, as he probably "catches" it in the ass quite regularly.

However, I will gleefully volunteer for bathroom rapist.

I think I may have finally found my calling...

**4moreyears** · 06-26-2005, 10:25 AM

I will Play Left or Right. I am a team player.

Have Ford as a manager. He probably has athletic ability, but he is a whiney bitch and we can use him to argue with an ump on a bad call.

**bueno bob** · 06-26-2005, 10:52 AM

I'll be Johnny Bench!

**Bill Lumbergh** · 06-26-2005, 01:24 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'll be Johnny Bench!

No, you'll be ON the fucking bench...........

**bobgnote** · 06-27-2005, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl

OK, I hit with decent power, considering I'm yer 3noE daddy, but hey, I just went to all three battle of the bay con As, and I threw wicked tennis ball bp each day, about two hours yesterday and today, and some of that was sprintout football QB drills.

If you aren't Rik Hendrix or somebody you need 1 of me instead of several pitchers. Unless you know how to get females to do that, then hey, how fast could I possibly fuck off the dirt mound.

**sammysucks65** · 06-27-2005, 09:36 PM

count me in at right i got a gun out there....ak47 not bad ......i can throw the ball too

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