FOR IMMEDIATE FUCKING RELEASE
June 22, 2005
(U.P.I.)Hell, Michigan--Roth World Headquarters
Dave's PA Rental steps above the rest to win a trip to the traveling MOJO DOJO on Thursday, June 23 in Wilmington, Delaware!
As most of you know, Carmine Raguzza sponsored a Roth Army ticket and hotel give away to this week's show at the Kahoonaville Summer Stage in Wilmington, Delaware. Many Roth Army members stepped up to the plate...but Dave showed the most momentum. In doing so, Mr. PA Rental will be heading down to Raguzza Sponsored Roth Army get together starting at 4:00 on Thursday afternoon.
So how did he win? Here are the winning posts:
then...Why I, Dave's PA Rental should win:
1. My screen name refers to the nexus of Van Halen...if Mammoth didnt ask Dave to join the band because they were sick of paying him to rent his PA, none of this would have happened...
2. I graduated high school in 1987 and in my senior yearbook, my quote is a Roth quote..."Money doesnt bring happiness, but you can always park the yacht and walk over." Perfect quote for a child of the 1980's
3. Two words: ROTH RADIO.
4. Im a teacher and my last day of school is June 20. I can go....I'VE HAD 9 BEERS ON A THURSDAY NIGHT...and it's only 8:50...So the bottom line here?So if I win, I plan on documenting the entire trip on video, set to a Classic Van Halen soundtrack...
It will be a "Child of the 80's Odyssey"...
And my wife said I could go...
Rothapalooza...completely documented by our very own Dave's PA Rental...
Again...
Special Thanks goes out to the Roth Army 'Headbanger's Ball' Supervisor, Carmine Raguzza for setting up the First Annual Roth Army "Get Together", as well as this fantastic opportunity to see DIAMOND DAVID LEE ROTH For Free! Props to Carmine....
*****Find out about the Roth Army Get-Together HERE!
-event sponsored by our very own Carmine Raguzza for THE ROTH ARMY!
BREASTS!
FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD WEBMASTERS!
!!!!!COMING SOON!!!!!!
1. REVIEWS OF THE ROTH TOUR WITH EXCLUSIVE PICTURES
2. A REVIEW OF THE ROTH ARMY "GET TOGETHER," SPONSORED BY THE BIG RAGU (not to be cuntfused with Ragu tomato sauce, in which none of this is affiliated with)
3. Mez and POJO's take on the summer tour
4. Field Report...straight from Iraq...on the life of Sargeant Slingblade...the Roth Army's resident no good bastard...