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    Things that you just can't TOP

    Let's list some of the best things in life IN GRATITUDE for this summer...

    1. Oily tits
    2. "The first bite", meaning the first zip you take from a cold beer
    3. Oily tits
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    a CVH reunion
    Same ole song and dance...

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    Originally posted by Northern Girl
    a CVH reunion
    that would be nice

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    Whale Meat!


    Errrr
    The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

    -TheSmokingGun.com

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    Originally posted by The Scatologist
    Whale Meat!


    Errrr
    you mean in bed or for dinner?

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    "Oily tits"

    The Open Road

    Lazy Sunday mornings

    Hot Saturday nights

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    Originally posted by Matt White
    "Oily tits"

    The Open Road

    Yesss...in Funland the best open road you can find is when you drive up north, to Lapland during the summer, when the sun doesn't go down for two months...ahh those summer nights.

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    Two days of equal importance i can never top the great feeling of?

    The days my two daughters were born.
    Nothing has ever lifted me up so high while humbling me so much.

    When my first daughter was born was the first day i realized that life wasn't just about me and what i wanted from it.
    And since they were born my life has become all about them, and i love being called Daddy.

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    Originally posted by Matt White
    "Oily tits"

    The Open Road

    Lazy Sunday mornings

    Hot Saturday nights

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    Originally posted by Golden AWe
    you mean in bed or for dinner?
    LOL....

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    yeah oliy tits is the greatest site to see ever
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

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    " I liked Sammy Hagar " FORD

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    A nice long cycle ride...

    Watching the surface of the lake explode as the 'big one' nails your lure...

    An ice cold beer right after you worked up a sweat mowing the lawn...

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    David Lee Roth

    "Panama"

    Bass Pale Ale

    The site of a beautiful woman naked...

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    Two words:


    And donuts. Boy, do I like my donuts.
    Keep on Rothing in the Free World

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    Originally posted by Cathedral
    Two days of equal importance i can never top the great feeling of?

    The days my two daughters were born.
    Nothing has ever lifted me up so high while humbling me so much.

    When my first daughter was born was the first day i realized that life wasn't just about me and what i wanted from it.
    And since they were born my life has become all about them, and i love being called Daddy.
    This is so beautiful, Cathedral!
    You sound like a very good Dad...
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    ... What erases the linger of horniness more than Al Quaida? Then blondegirl can post some new hot dudes and stir a new wave of horniness...
    Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
    [B]... Cooking, I mean Cooking, is men's field...
    http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e9...i_triangle.jpg
    Originally posted by VanHalener
    ... Fight the Good Fight and Win!...
    Originally posted by FORD
    ... And let's face it, if mothers (except Chelsea Clinton's) ruled this world, there would be no goddamned war in the first place...

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    Originally posted by Northern Girl
    a CVH reunion
    Later that night;

    More V.H. music (as discussing the show)...
    A Campfire,
    "Smirnoff Ice",
    Marijuanna,
    Cubain Cigars...
    And (the most important), ALL my Loved Ones!

    :p

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    Later that night;

    More V.H. music (as discussing the show)...
    A Campfire,
    "Smirnoff Ice",
    Marijuanna,
    Cubain Cigars...
    And (the most important), ALL my Loved Ones!

    :p

    ...but would you oil your tits if I brought the Smirnoff?


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    Boys being boys

    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    Originally posted by diamondsgirl
    Boys being boys

    if i'm the only boy at the private party i'll oil yours as well...and give a relaxing massage

    UFF

    MASSAGING OILED GRRRLS BODIES...(not the necrophilia version)

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    Originally posted by Golden AWe
    ...but would you oil your tits if I brought the Smirnoff?

    My tits are well oiled, thank you!

    I'll take the "Smirnoff" anyway...
    :p

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    Originally posted by blonddgirl777
    My tits are well oiled, thank you!

    I'll take the "Smirnoff" anyway...
    :p
    UFFFF

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    Originally posted by Golden AWe
    UFFFF

    HHhhhha!!!
    That was Good...

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    Listening to Yankee Rose on the 4th of July!

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    Originally posted by The Scatologist
    Listening to Yankee Rose on the 4th of July!
    At a beach, in Hawai???
    HOOOoooo Yeeaaah!

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    Originally posted by The Scatologist
    Listening to Yankee Rose on the 4th of July!
    At the beach, in Hawai???
    HOOOO YYYEEEEAAAAH!

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    I see you fat boy have started shit on my thread again!!!

    here is little joke for you, fat fuck!!!

    start with little lame one just like your ass!!!

    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he pees mayonnaise!
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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat there is a family of five living under his fat rolls!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he looks like a kind, gentle bison!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he has to bathe in the Caspian Sea!

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    This is my favorite one!!!

    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat his anus canal was once mistaken for the entrance to a planetarium!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat his cells have a lipid trilayer!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat when he dies, his body will take up an entire cemetery!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat one time he went swimming in the ocean and a whale tried to have sex with him!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he ate a mile-long butter sandwich and washed it down with a gravy milkshake!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat if you look up the word "obese" in the dictionary, his picture is there!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat when he steps on a scale, it says 5,000 to the fat power!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat his nickname is "Fat Fuck!"

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat his fat cells keep eating each other!

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    Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he wears a size 74

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