Blew his balls right off the map.
Take a moment and think about how that must have felt, why don't you.
Happy July 4th.
Blew his balls right off the map.
Take a moment and think about how that must have felt, why don't you.
Happy July 4th.
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Don't give Max any ideas...he's on a path of self-destruction.
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After reading the title for this thread, I had hoped it would be a holiday limerick....I'm slightly disappointed.
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We used to put them on turltes.
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There once was guy from takin a napOriginally posted by Bill Clinton
After reading the title for this thread, I had hoped it would be a holiday limerick....I'm slightly disappointed.
We put a cherry bomb in his lap
He stood when awoke
And through the thickening smoke
We could see that we caused quite a flap
[best I can do before coffee]
we used to put the little fire crackers in frog's mouthsOriginally posted by LoungeMachine
We used to put them on turltes.
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
we used to put the little fire crackers in frog's mouths
:eek: :eek: :eek:
that's horrible.
See, I never actually abused turtles, I was just pushing A/P's buttons, because he is a turtlephile.
He takes sexual advantage of underage, unsuspecting turtles, WITHOUT their prior consent [and that's just wrong]
BULLSHIT!!!Originally posted by LoungeMachine
He takes sexual advantage of underage, unsuspecting turtles, WITHOUT their prior consent [and that's just wrong]
That turtle was 102 years old! No way was that turtle underage!
As for DG...you're a sick fuck.
Hey, in her defense, she only Blew UP frogs, not blew themOriginally posted by academic punk
As for DG...you're a sick fuck.
102 my ass.
I saw here pic.
That bitch wasnt a day over 80
HA! Shows what YOU know!Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hey, in her defense, she only Blew UP frogs, not blew them
102 my ass.
I saw here pic.
That bitch wasnt a day over 80
I don't know what turtle you're looking at, but mine was MALE!!!
Take that!!!
...uh....wait...
LMFAOOriginally posted by academic punk
HA! Shows what YOU know!
I don't know what turtle you're looking at, but mine was MALE!!!
Take that!!!
Iced coffee through the nose....
Thanks for that. It stings.
I already blew up a black cat in my hand on Friday...
Drunk again, the reflexes aint what thay used to be... LOL
"I was playin with explosives and all I got was this lousy blister and a numb thumb."
Showin off in front of the kids aint what it used to be. ROFL
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a cat???!Originally posted by DlocRoth
I already blew up a black cat in my hand on Friday...
thats worse than my frog any day of the week!
LOL...
A big one too...
Thats some cleanup in aisle 5 shit there...
LOL!Originally posted by DlocRoth
LOL...
A big one too...
Thats some cleanup in aisle 5 shit there...
thats why we always tossed the frogs in a metal garbage can
made the noise sound cooler too
Now that's just sick and cruel!Originally posted by diamondsgirl
LOL!
thats why we always tossed the frogs in a metal garbage can
made the noise sound cooler too
I bet the garbage man was like WTF!!!!!
Originally posted by DlocRoth
Now that's just sick and cruel!
I bet the garbage man was like WTF!!!!!
Can we please just get to talking about the guy who blew up his fucking scrotum?
Jesus, you all are FUCKED UP!!!
LMAO...sorry....Originally posted by academic punk
Can we please just get to talking about the guy who blew up his fucking scrotum?
Jesus, you all are FUCKED UP!!!
"I Knew A Guy Once Who Had A Cherry Bomb Explode In His Lap"
Sounds like a bit of misadventure! Alcohol surely was involved!!!
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Then you graduated to running down raccoons. What else, you mean Masta?Originally posted by diamondsgirl
we used to put the little fire crackers in frog's mouths
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the racoon incident was an accident....Originally posted by MAX
Then you graduated to running down raccoons. What else, you mean Masta?
as was the baby deer
ok...back to scrotums....
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
as was the baby deer
ok...back to scrotums....
You killed Bambi too? :eek:
Now you're fantasizing about blowing balls into Kingdom Cum?
*hobbling away*
I know someone who's turtle is on the rag today......Originally posted by academic punk
Can we please just get to talking about the guy who blew up his fucking scrotum?
Jesus, you all are FUCKED UP!!!
Get up on the wrong side of the shell today, spunky?
Time to put in " Mutant Ninja Turltes Do Debbie"
Leave JizzySTOOL out of thisOriginally posted by MAX
Now you're fantasizing about blowing balls into Kingdom Cum?
AP's name is Debbie???Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I know someone who's turtle is on the rag today......
Get up on the wrong side of the shell today, spunky?
Time to put in " Mutant Ninja Turltes Do Debbie"
who knew?? :confused:
lol...Originally posted by MAX
You killed Bambi too? :eek:
Now you're fantasizing about blowing balls into Kingdom Cum?
*hobbling away*
you can run, but you can't hide....
DebbieOriginally posted by diamondsgirl
AP's name is Debbie???
who knew?? :confused:
Nancy
You say potato.......
Leave it to you to pick on the saveely retaaaded.....Originally posted by diamondsgirl
lol...
you can run, but you can't hide....
Artist: The Runaways Lyrics
Song: Cherry Bomb Lyrics
Can't stay at home, no cheddar for school
Old folks say, Jizzy's a fool
Down the street I'm the girl next door
I'm the faggot you've been waiting for
*Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb
Stone age love and the male room too
Come on baby let me get to you
Bad nights cause'n RothArmy blues
Bend over fellas you've got nothing to lose
*repeat
Hey street boy whats your style
Let JizzySTOOL cum and make you smile
I'll give ya something to live for
Have ya, grab ya til your sore
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Debbie
Nancy
You say potato.......
Eh, to hell with you, Kurt.
Kip.
Whatever...
Yeah, you'd like me if I'd been the Bass Player for The Turtles, huhOriginally posted by academic punk
Eh, to hell with you, Kurt.
Kip.
Whatever...
TURTLE FACT:Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Yeah, you'd like me if I'd been the Bass Player for The Turtles, huh
It takes 20 - 50 years for a Green Sea Turtle to reach maturity.
THAT'S HOT!!!
Now what's that got to do with 'splodin sacs???Originally posted by academic punk
TURTLE FACT:
It takes 20 - 50 years for a Green Sea Turtle to reach maturity.
THAT'S HOT!!!
If you have to ask, you'll never know...Originally posted by DlocRoth
Now what's that got to do with 'splodin sacs???
While we're on the subject of severely damaging one's own testicles...
http://www.nypress.com/18/27/pagetwo/crimeblotter.cfm
Crime-wise, it was a week full of surprises—especially for those who didn't pause a moment to consider some, well, pretty obvious possibilities.
According to the Post, around 5:30 on Tuesday, June 21, a man with a mind toward the easy haul entered a Commerce Bank on 6th Ave. and demanded cash, hinting he had a gun. The teller complied, passing him an estimated $1100. The thief allegedly then concealed the moolah by shoving it down his pants. Too bad for him he hadn't stopped to consider the chances (pretty good, it turns out) that the teller had secreted an exploding dye pack in there with the bills.
Amazing thing is, he still got away.
Police are currently looking for a man who walks funny.
Is there a picture of this at Rotten.com?
:confused:
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Lounge Machine, Do you know anyone named Tina? Didn't Dr. Joe Blunder use that name sometimes? Don't ask AL anything about it though, cause it's a touchy subject.
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