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    Which Guitar Player Are You?

    lil cool thing i found...

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    Eddie Van Halen
    You are Eddie Van Halen! You are the lead guitarist for Van Halen, and one of the most innovative guitarists ever. You are the master of tapping, and supply it in nearly every solo you play. During concerts, you have solos that last for almost a half an hour; true rock n' roll style right there.

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    HAHAHA!!! KEWL!!!

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    Slash
    You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.

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    Steve Vai
    You are Steve Vai! Formerly of Whitesnake, you were a pupil of Joe Satriani. You went solo and created your own special brand of intriquite music. You and Joe have very similar styles, both very upbeat and very emotional. You and Joe tour regularily, and have millions of adoring fans.
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    Take the quiz: <a href="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=13314">"Which Guitar Player Are You?"<br><img src="http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz3/13314/res1.jpg" border="0"></a><br><b>Slash</b><br>You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.

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    Take the quiz: Which Guitar Player Are You?

    Randy Rhoads
    You are Randy Rhoads! You died before you were ever able to reach your full potential, and you started very young and were a good teacher even in your teens. You were with Ozzy for a number of years before you were killed in a plane crash, induced by your own doing. You will be remembered forever.
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    It appears that, even though I suck (and am much more influenced by guys like Edge, Robert Smth, Lou Reed, and Scotty Moore) I am Slash......

    Cool!

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    I'm, as Matt White would say, 'A Mongolian String Bender'

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    IM SLASH
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    I need to find some BLACK DEATH smokes now!!!

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    Randy Rhoads
    You are Randy Rhoads! You died before you were ever able to reach your full potential, and you started very young and were a good teacher even in your teens. You were with Ozzy for a number of years before you were killed in a plane crash, induced by your own doing. You will be remembered forever.


    i am randy one of my favorites....lookie lookie the avatar

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    I too am Slash...

    Well, I DO like my whiskey and smokes...
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    <a href="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=13314">"Which Guitar Player Are You?"<br><img src="http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz3/13314/res8.jpg" border="0"></a><br><b>Buckethead</b><br>You are Buckethead! You have played with Primus, Praxis, and Guns N' Roses, but prefer to stay solo. You are quite possibly the strangest and wildest guitarist ever to be heard. You push the boundaries of music, and your unorthodox style and incredible shredding ability, not to mention robot dancing, have made you very popular in the underground world.

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    thats weird. i can't dance. and i hate GnR. atleast i'm still a Shawn Lane fan.

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    Zakk Wylde
    You are Zakk Wylde! You are the guitarist for Ozzy, and have your own project called Black Label Society. You've been voted the Most Valuable Guitar Player a few times, and its for obvious reasons. Your weapon is the pinch harmonic, and you use it in ways never before done. And you drink beer. A lot.

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    Kirk Hammet
    You are Kirk Hammet. You have squandered your guitar playing skills on an album called St. Anger, and have forever marked up your name for being a sellout. You were taught by Joe Satriani, but seem to have forgotten how to play solos. Your early stuff with Metallica was good, but now you have no creative talent left; as many former fans are revolting against you.

    I would definately sell out big time...
    Maybe this is what a heroine addict feels like after getting a long awaited fix, shooting up in the corner of some abandoned building and just not giving a fuck about what the rest of the world thinks...TATTOO"

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    Results: Angus Young

    Discription: You are Angus Young! One of the most popular guitarists of all time, you are the lead player of AC/DC. You've been around forever, and no matter what anyone says about you, everyone likes your stuff. Your music is too contagious not to like. Your stage presence is amazing, and one of the funnest to watch.

    How much ass does that kick?
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    You are:

    Alex Van Halen.

    You suck with guitar, haven't played anything interesting with drums for ages now, and can barely sit on your own without collapsing. Plus you're an alcholic wanker.
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    Golden, why are you FAT?
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    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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    Slash
    You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.

    It's acceptable...
    "With a rate of fire of over 20 rounds per second, the IMI Micro Uzi is almost as fast as Yngwie Malmsteen, and 25.4 times more musical"

    Worst of all... It's true..

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    Take the quiz: <a href="http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=13314">"Which Guitar Player Are You?"<br><img src="http://img1.zenhex.com/quiz3/13314/res3.jpg" border="0"></a><br><b>Yngwie Malmsteen</b><br>You are Yngwie Malmsteen! You are an arrogant prick, but may very well be the most technically sound, musically smart guitarist on the planet. You know you're better than everyone else, and you've got the skills to prove it. You're a master composer of music, and such an egomaniac that nothing can change your style; not that that's a bad thing.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    EVH...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    I can live with this! Or maybe not...

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    Jimi Hendrix
    You are Jimi Hendrix! You died when you were in your late 20s, and are the most well known guitar player ever. You played the guitar upside down. You have a very unique style, and are even more popular now than you were when you were alive. Drugs were your undoing, but you will go down in history as one of the most innovative musicians ever.

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    Jimi's style wasn't that unique. It was almost entirely based on blues. But he had his own voice, due to his techniques. It wasn't VERY unique. Only my opinion.

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    Hey, it's better than being C.C. DeVille or something!

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    I know!!

    I'm just saying!

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    Jimi Hendrix
    You are Jimi Hendrix! You died when you were in your late 20s, and are the most well known guitar player ever. You played the guitar upside down. You have a very unique style, and are even more popular now than you were when you were alive. Drugs were your undoing, but you will go down in history as one of the most innovative musicians ever.


    I know Jimi. We used to go cruising the strip back in the 60's. A very groovy hep cat.

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    John Petrucci
    You are John Petrucci! You are the lead guitarist for Dream Theater, one of the most underknown and underappreciated bands of the past 15 years. You are a pioneer to progressive rock, and an incredible musical composer. You have one of the widest scale ranges of all guitar players.
    Baby Pana due April 28th!

    I love Daddy Panamark! :0

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    Really, I think I'm more like Nancy Wilson.

    Once again....this test just seems to assume girlies don't play.

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    apparently Im slash... yuk. Nice name and hat... sorry Slash fans. I think he's overrated. I tend to think of myself as more of a Joe Perry player than a "Slash" one. I dont smoke cigs or drink whiskey. Beer and weed for moi!
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    I would like to know why, SS, you only have 41 votes? Travesty. You are a stellar poster and any "friend" of PMark is a friend of mine.

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    apparently Im slash... yuk. Nice name and hat... sorry Slash fans. I think he's overrated. I tend to think of myself as more of a Joe Perry player than a "Slash" one. I dont smoke cigs or drink whiskey. Beer and weed for moi!
    You're Sammy Hagar and ya know it!!

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    JOHN PETRUCCI?????


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    You are John Petrucci! You are the lead guitarist for Dream Theater, one of the most underknown and underappreciated bands of the past 15 years. You are a pioneer to progressive rock, and an incredible musical composer. You have one of the widest scale ranges of all guitar players.

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    Originally posted by PHOENIX
    JOHN PETRUCCI?????


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    You are John Petrucci! You are the lead guitarist for Dream Theater, one of the most underknown and underappreciated bands of the past 15 years. You are a pioneer to progressive rock, and an incredible musical composer. You have one of the widest scale ranges of all guitar players.
    John Petrucci is a PIONEER to progressive rock? Oh fucking please... That's spreading it on just a little thick...

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    pioneer of prog rock??!!

    what the hell were those guys at ZenHex thinking?!

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    Slash
    You are Slash! You are formerly of Guns N' Roses, one of the greatest bands ever to graze the earth. Currently you are with Velvet Revolver, and you love Jack Daniels and cigarettes. You are one of the most well known guitarists, and a master blues-rock player. You also have a hot supermodel wife.


    Excellent.

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    COOL website....lots of neat tests on there.....

    HAHA....i'm Eddie Van Halen
    maybe now i'll give Dave a call hehehe....lol :p

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    I think/hope I'm a cross between ALex Lifeson of Rush and Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi and Steve Vai during his Roth and Whitesnake days.

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    I was Randy Fucking Rhoads
    Don't need a gun to blow your mind!

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    Join my forum.

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    Slash!
    I rock! I'm so WTF!

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    Well, whadda ya know, I was Zakk Wylde! Damn, they're all male guitarists!! FUCK!
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    "So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes...Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show..."

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    You are Yngwie Malmsteen! You are an arrogant prick, but may very well be the most technically sound, musically smart guitarist on the planet. You know you're better than everyone else, and you've got the skills to prove it. You're a master composer of music, and such an egomaniac that nothing can change your style; not that that's a bad thing.

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    good grief

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    Steve Vai
    You are Steve Vai! Formerly of Whitesnake, you were a pupil of Joe Satriani. You went solo and created your own special brand of intriquite music. You and Joe have very similar styles, both very upbeat and very emotional. You and Joe tour regularily, and have millions of adoring fans.
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    i'm sure grimsdale's on drugs

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