Police: Woman Tried to Pass Fake $1M Bill

[Sarge]

The front and back of a fake $1 million dollar bill is shown in this undated Covington Police Department handout photo. Alice Regina Pike, 35, was arrested when she tried to use the bill to purchase $1,,675 worth of merchandise at Wal-Mart in Covington, Ga., Friday, March 5, 2004. She faces forgery charges. The U.S. Treasury does not make $1 million bills, but similar-looking currency is sold in some souvenir shops. (AP Photo/Covington Police Department)

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...wxs10503092046

[Sarge]

did she think WalMart was going to give her 999,000 in change?

[knuckleboner]

yeah i saw that. talk about an idiot.

if she's going to be stupid, anyways, i don't know why she didn't try for the BILLION dollar bill, get the $999 million+ change and set herself up for life.

[Sarge]

I saw a picture of her. She looks like she needs a 999,000 make-over

[alexpgrimes]

Can you say DUMBASS???

[Sarge]

[Sarge]

told you her ass could use a makeover

[alexpgrimes]

Damn I didn't expect her to be white...lol

[Eyes of the Night]

That's some fucking shit right there ... it has to be a first for cashing IN such a bill ... didn't even know there was a bill that large n' shit ... holy shit!


Niiice find there owner ...

[knuckleboner]

Originally posted by Sarge
told you her ass could use a makeover

actually, sarge, HE just looks like HE could use a haircut.

(uh...that IS a guy, right??)

[ThrillsNSpills]

doesn't look like "she" has a vadge.

Looks like David Berkovitz's brother.