CHEF MAXIMUS' KITCHEN or THE OFFICIAL ROTHARMY COOKBOOK

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Hello Max.

Yes,Green Lip Mussels are The Best to use.Garlic Mussels are nice too.

Max,seafood is all-round our Great Country.

Seafood is great to build up your Muscles.

Cockles are like wild around here Max,you are allowed betwwen 20 to 40 per person when going out to get them off the beach.

What 'tis it with all of the names? :eek:

Don't tell me that ALL of them come from New Zealand?

Think about it?

COCKles. Mussels and the John Dory fish? lmao!!!

Seriously though, I fucking love cockles. I'm jealous. Gosh, I have to buy them for like 20 dollars a pound.

[Dan]

Yes all from N.Z.

About the names,The Maori people were here first so We went with what the called them.

Max,You will have to come down here one day and enjoy our seafood for yourself.

I boil a pot of water and then put the cockles in until they are opened, then I make a sauce for them.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Dan
Yes all from N.Z.

About the names,The Maori people were here first so We went with what the called them.

Max,You will have to come down here one day and enjoy our seafood for yourself.

I boil a pot of water and then put the cockles in until they are opened, then I make a sauce for them.

It's a date.

You and me, cockles, muscles, stripping down to our bras and panties and having a ticklefight... :p

OOF!!! I think I've gone too far? lmao

[Dan]

Originally posted by MAX
It's a date.

You and me, cockles, muscles, stripping down to our bras and panties and having a ticklefight... :p

OOF!!! I think I've gone too far? lmao

Bring plenty of SunScreen for the beach.

Bring your Togs and it's a date.

BBQ on The Beach,fine looking kiwi Ladies and a Keg or two of Beer to wash down the seafood.

[Panamark]

Hairy Bearded Clams, with Kiwi white sauce, DAN THE MAN STYLE !!


ORRRIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT !!!!

[Panamark]

Must heat them first, until they open up !!

You sneaky devil, Dan.. these are good tips, Im writing
this shit down !!!

(Are we talking about cooking ??)

[Dan]

Originally posted by Panamark
Must heat them first, until they open up !!

You sneaky devil, Dan.. these are good tips, Im writing
this shit down !!!

(Are we talking about cooking ??)

LOL

Yes the cooking.

[blonddgirl777]

I might have written that one before but since I think it's a real good one for the majority here...

Beer Chicken;

Cut in cubes, some chicken breasts and boil them in beer until cooked right but not to much.
Serve with white rice.

Seriously!

I've never been that great of a cook but my husband saw me as a real chef, the first time I pulled that one.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Hello Max.

Yes,Green Lip Mussels are The Best

Max prefers green lipstick...actually aquamarine is his fav...and it looks great with his eyes...

[Little Texan]

Bacon Wrapped Stuffed Anaheims

Original Recipe

10 or more fresh anaheim peppers
8 oz. pkg Mexican cheese blend
1 pkg thick sliced bacon
2-3 small jalapeno peppers, sliced
1 pkg Philadelphia cream cheese
1/2 stick real butter
vegetable oil
toothpicks

Roast peppers in pan under broiler until skin is blackened and ready to peel. Peel skin from peppers, cut stem end off and remove seeds. Set aside. In a skillet melt butter, add jalapeno slices, and saute until soft, about 3-4 minutes. Drain butter from jalapenos and set aside. In a bowl, place cream cheese, a few handfuls of the cheese blend, and the sauteed jalapenos. Stir and blend well. With a spoon, scoop the cheese mixture and stuff the anaheims. Wrap each anaheim with a slice of bacon, and place toothpicks through peppers to hold bacon on. Close open ends with toothpicks. Heat oil in skillet and fry stuffed peppers until bacon is nearly crispy. Remove from oil, remove toothpicks, and serve. Delicious!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by MAX
For the buns, there's a "trick" my grandmother always used to "toast" them. Just spread mayo over the buns, put them face down and grill them. Might sound weird and/or gross but believe me, it flavors the fuck outa the buns and toasts them perfectly.

It does sound weird. I might give it a go though.

When I do fajitas I never use the sauces you are meant to. I think a lot of the commercial sun dried tomato you get here at least are pretty shit. If you are short of time much better to use a tomato and garlic pasta sauce and tart it up with lime and fresh coriander.

I never have any time these days.

I was cooking for 7 at the weekend and did great fajitas in 15 minutes.

Got pre diced chicken breast, pre chopped onions. Threw some tumeric over the chicken, fried it. Chucked in the onions, some green peppars and mushrooms. Squeezed 2 limes cut length ways for the juice. Handful of fresh coriander. I then let it reduce with a jar of tomato and garlic pasta sauce and a little water.

Served it with pre grated cheese, tortillas, salsa and creme freche. Everyone seemed to think it was great and as I said 15 minutes in the kitchen so no wasted drinking time.

I used to spend 4 hours cooking shit when people came around, nowadays I can't be bothered. Best option is just to cheat. If it tastes good it's good.

Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

Jesus I'm getting gayer by the minute but if you are going to use mayo remember that you can get the low fat stuff which is 1/10th the fat and tastes pretty much the same. Sour cream has the same amount of fat as full cream so use reduced fat creme freche. It tastes the same especially if you are drinking.

Don't waste calories on non alcoholic products...

[Seshmeister]

I've got a few of these.

I should write a book.

15 minute tasty recipes that allow you to drink like fuck without becoming a fat bastard.

Anyone know a publisher?

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I might have written that one before but since I think it's a real good one for the majority here...

Beer Chicken;

Cut in cubes, some chicken breasts and boil them in beer until cooked right but not to much.
Serve with white rice.

Seriously!

I've never been that great of a cook but my husband saw me as a real chef, the first time I pulled that one.

Sounds too good to be true.

Boiled chicken and white rice? Prison food...? Maybe he's just being polite.

Hmm...

[Dan]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Max prefers green lipstick...actually aquamarine is his fav...and it looks great with his eyes...

LOL.