The World's STUPIDEST Lyrics

[academic punk]

Originally posted by zeronumber
Ok, I'm not going to go over the grammar of all of rock and roll and songs, but think about it when you read the lyrics of this song....
She doesn't care if you're brad pitt, have a nice car, or got a lot of money, "That don't impress me much", seriously, who are you to go and judge men out there for not being enough to satisfy, when you have weak ass grammar?

According to Shania "Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're all right, but that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night"

Basically, the song is about how she's not impressed by anything, except a good fuck. You can be homeless, homely, and claim the train is your "ride", and she wouldn't care, because all she cares about is getting slammed. And frankly, she's better off with some homeless dude who is a nimfo, because with grammar like that, she won't be impressing anybody either.

It's a stupid song, with stupid lyrics, and I stand by that, 'kay douche?

You realy are as stupid as some of the other members here say you are, aren't you?

Idiot.

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
You hate that song cause you like Van Hagar.

odio quella canzone che odio il furgone hagar e l'avversione di scopata di i voi fica

Faggot

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
With all due respect Canadiandlrgirl, and you know I love ya....but Sammy's bitch is pretty fucking stupid on this one. First of all, to trash lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, or "rhapsody" as she calls it, shows that she has no clue.

But if that's not enough, let's take this little instance...same thread....several posts prior....

academic punk said this...




And Sammy's Bitch, about 3 or 4 posts later, comes up with (DRUM ROLL PLEASE.......)




Game. Set. Match.

heres an idea.....

YOU FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

[The Scatologist]

Hey dumbass, try replying in english.

Do I look fucking italian to you?

[Keeyth]

Hmmm..

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
Hey dumbass, try replying in english.

Do I look fucking italian to you?

you look fucking gay to me

[Keeyth]

Double Hmmmm...

[sammysucks65]

hey i know some stupid lyrics...to the song love gun by kiss

i'll make you feel ok hahah whats that supposed to mean...that paul stanley doesnt know how to treat women right?

haha

[Keeyth]

Holla back girl...

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Keeyth
Holla back girl...

me or the twatologist?

[Keeyth]

Neither. Just another stupid song lyric.

[Dave's Bitch]

Yeah...I saw your band...
Jumping around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks
When you gunna learn sucker?
You just can't fuck with Twisted BBBBBBrown
Truckkkkkeeeeerrrr - American Badass

[sammysucks65]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
Twisted BBBBBBrown

bobby brown>? hehehe

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by zeronumber
Yeah, preaching to another person who has the name "Sammy's bitch"
And what the hell are you bothering me for? don't you got sheep to spank over at the pen or something?

Well then i guess you better get in line for your spanking....sheep

[canadiandlrgirl]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by fryingdutchman
[B]With all due respect Canadiandlrgirl, and you know I love ya....but Sammy's bitch is pretty fucking stupid on this one. First of all, to trash lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, or "rhapsody" as she calls it, shows that she has no clue.

Awe....and you kno i love you too, and i do agree that is a good song....i like queen,
but everyone has an opinion...

[canadiandlrgirl]

when did this turn into a fight thread...:confused:

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
when did this turn into a fight thread...:confused:

#28

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by zeronumber
You forgot 2 words...

DOUBLE OWNAGE, you put two members in their place, at the same time. My hat goes off to you.

first off NOBODY put me in my place asshole
and second i didn't get owned....
so FUCK OFF...

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
heres an idea.....

YOU FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

First of all, congratulations on formulating an idea....you pathetic, mindless cunt.

Second, I don't believe I was speaking to you at all in this thread. I was REFERENCING you in my post to Canadiandlrgirl.

Saying "leave me the fuck alone" would imply that I was somehow directly interacting with you...which is not the case.

I generally steer clear of direct interaction with people of low intelligence, such as yourself, as it physically pains me to try and write in terms that you will understand.

However, I think I've been able to write this in enough plain english that even someone who relies on the word "fuck" twice in a 9 word sentence can understand.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
first off NOBODY put me in my place asshole
and second i didn't get owned....
so FUCK OFF...

She is indeed correct. My intent was not to own anyone, including Sammy's Bitch. Although she's now opened a Pandora's box that she won't be able to close.

(Sammy's Bitch, FYI...."Pandora's box" is NOT a porn flick. Repeat...NOT a porn flick. Maybe lowering your daily post count here a bit and cracking open some literature is in order. Here's a starting point: Greek Mythology)

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes.....Canadiandlrgirl is a fine Army member who has my respect.

So please zeronumber, don't be inflammatory where it's not required.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
She is indeed correct. My intent was not to own anyone, including Sammy's Bitch. Although she's now opened a Pandora's box that she won't be able to close.

(Sammy's Bitch, FYI...."Pandora's box" is NOT a porn flick. Repeat...NOT a porn flick. Maybe lowering your daily post count here a bit and cracking open some literature is in order. Here's a starting point: Greek Mythology)

Anyway, where was I? Oh, yes.....Canadiandlrgirl is a fine Army member who has my respect.

So please zeronumber, don't be inflammatory where it's not required.

you got my respect too hun....

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

C'mon lyrics people, lyrics...lets kick it back into gear here.

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
First of all, congratulations on formulating an idea....you pathetic, mindless cunt.

Second, I don't believe I was speaking to you at all in this thread. I was REFERENCING you in my post to Canadiandlrgirl.

Saying "leave me the fuck alone" would imply that I was somehow directly interacting with you...which is not the case.

I generally steer clear of direct interaction with people of low intelligence, such as yourself, as it physically pains me to try and write in terms that you will understand.

However, I think I've been able to write this in enough plain english that even someone who relies on the word "fuck" twice in a 9 word sentence can understand.

cunt

[Mr. Vengeance]

All you need to do is listen to the verbal shit on Spammy's I can't Drive 55, to see that they are the worst, monsyllabic lyrics in the history of rock.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
cunt

Is that all you were able to come up with after jumping online in between summer school classes?

Thank you for once again displaying your wide-ranging vocabulary.

I've been sent reeling by your verbal gymnastics.

I shouldn't even be replying to this.

In the "real" world a 36 year old arguing with a 15 year old would be considered ridiculous.

So let's inject some reality into cyberspace. Run along now...little girl.

Play with people your own age.

Let's get this back on topic with some stupid lyrics.

Apologies to academic punk for littering his thread with a fight.

[zeronumber]

Originally posted by academic punk
You realy are as stupid as some of the other members here say you are, aren't you?

Idiot.

Nice rebutle. I love how some members love to duck a debate, or refuse to admit that others have a point, by posting one liner insults.

Good job buddy.

[Dave's Bitch]

Sloe gin fizzy
Do it till you're dizzy
Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery - Ragdoll by Aerosmith

[academic punk]

Originally posted by zeronumber
Nice rebutle. I love how some members love to duck a debate, or refuse to admit that others have a point, by posting one liner insults.

Good job buddy.

You don't have a point. You don't even have a meaning to exist. You have proven in post afetr post that you are a complete moron. Jesterstar's dingleberries are more intelligent than you. Drop dead. Immediately, if not sooner.

Sincerely,
A/P

[Seshmeister]

Extreme had some good ones...

Mutha, Don't wanna go to school today
I think I'd rather go outside and play
Mutha, Don't wanna go to school today
Coz I'm 28 in a band and gay.

[zeronumber]

Originally posted by academic punk
You don't have a point. You don't even have a meaning to exist. You have proven in post afetr post that you are a complete moron. Jesterstar's dingleberries are more intelligent than you. Drop dead. Immediately, if not sooner.

Sincerely,
A/P

I see, when somebody posts something that you agree with, they have a point, the minute somebody posts something that doesn't agree with you...they have no point. Nice, I wonder of you though the rest of your life being as subjective.

As for the whole whinning...please, stop crying and get over it, somebody(you don't even know) posts, on a message something you don't like and you rebutle "You're an idiot...I hope you die!!!"?

As for proving to be an idiot post after post...let's see...
Last time I checked...I didn't go around insulting others and spamming up forums with cheap quote edititing. It's so sad that you actually went out of your way to insult my parents, who have done NOTHING to you. I would have rebulted with a your momma joke, but I outgrew that after the 8th grade. I would tell you to grow up, but how old are you, 35? At this point, if you don't have any idea of showing some class or maturity, you never will.

I mean really, out of all the people on these boards who ever went out of their way to diss me, none of them stooped so low as to put somebodies family members involved.

I would ask you to reflect on your own existance, but I fear reflecting upon 35 wasted years is what makes you so immature and so bitter.

Please, for your own good, seek professional help.

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by zeronumber
I see, when somebody posts something that you agree with, they have a point, the minute somebody posts something that doesn't agree with you...they have no point. Nice, I wonder of you though the rest of your life being as subjective.

As for the whole whinning...please, stop crying and get over it, somebody(you don't even know) posts, on a message something you don't like and you rebutle "You're an idiot...I hope you die!!!"?

As for proving to be an idiot post after post...let's see...
Last time I checked...I didn't go around insulting others and spamming up forums with cheap quote edititing. It's so sad that you actually went out of your way to insult my parents, who have done NOTHING to you. I would have rebulted with a your momma joke, but I outgrew that after the 8th grade. I would tell you to grow up, but how old are you, 35? At this point, if you don't have any idea of showing some class or maturity, you never will.

I mean really, out of all the people on these boards who ever went out of their way to diss me, none of them stooped so low as to put somebodies family members involved.

I would ask you to reflect on your own existance, but I fear reflecting upon 35 wasted years is what makes you so immature and so bitter.

Please, for your own good, seek professional help.

Shut Up

[academic punk]

Originally posted by zeronumber
Sometimes I would watch as my mommy would get fucked in the ass for money.

[academic punk]

ZeroInches -

Al;l I did was point out that going after a pop/rock tune for bad grammar is dumb, b/c the pantheon of rock is littered with bad grammar. It's part and parcel of the genre.

But in post after post you have proven yourself to be a waste of sperm.

Calling Canada useless because it's not constantly getting involved in wars or on the front page of the NY Times everyday?

Get your shit together. And forget this web site's address. No one wants you here.

[zeronumber]

Originally posted by academic punk
ZeroInches -

Al;l I did was point out that going after a pop/rock tune for bad grammar is dumb, b/c the pantheon of rock is littered with bad grammar. It's part and parcel of the genre.

Ok, and if you bothered to read my post, you'd see the later explaniation I gave for why that song was stupid, and why that was a stupid lyric. It wasn't so much an attack on grammar, but an attack on a woman who decides nobodies good enough to impress her, when she has bad grammar herself. That's like one criticising the poor, while being in debt. After explaining such, you just went on saying "You're an idiot...wah...." Good job.

But in post after post you have proven yourself to be a waste of sperm.

Calling Canada useless because it's not constantly getting involved in wars or on the front page of the NY Times everyday?

Get your facts strait, I wasn't calling canada useless, I was saying that canada legalizing gay marriage bearly constitues as news. With wars and economic news buzzing, does an act of government really worth all eyes at canada?

I never said canada was useless, and besides, I would never read the new york times. I read the wall street journal.

Get your shit together. And forget this web site's address. No one wants you here.

I could care less if people want me here or not. As long as I'm not banned, and allowed to post, I will. I know over emotional, middle age members as yourself take this website as reality, and consider it a part of your social life, thus not wanting anybody to desicrate it; but the reality is, this is a fourm for an exchange of ideas, weither or not, they agree or disagree with your viewpoints. Unlike you (and some other members) I don't really get down on the dumps because a bunch of people I don't even know, don't like me.

Anyway, good job on Flaunting your own childish behavior, right after I called it out on my post. You really proved me wrong.

[academic punk]

Dummy -

I read your post explaining your problem with Shania's song. Still stupid. In fact, it's an anti-materialism statement: "Okay, so you have tons of money, okay, you're Brad Pitt, okay, you're a heir to a sultan, bug deal, I want to be with sonmeone who keeps me warm at night". So there. Besdies, you're command of the english language isn't making William safire piss his pants at any rate.

I can't be bothered to refind your canada post, but you made a jackass of yourself for all eternity right there.

and canada legalizing gay marriage doesn't merit as news? I don't recall the news dominating headlines, but surely it merits reporting?

You read the WSJ? Goodie for you. To my knowledge, you're the first child of a crack whore to do so. But doesn't the Journal always have articles about how Mr. Widget formed a company and came up with a unique marketing strategy? That's more news worthy to you than an entire country adopting a new legal policy?

You're a dumb ass. Learn to take a joke. Wake up and die right.

That you insist on continuing to come here when you openly realise and admit that no one likes you speaks to me of the pain and suffering you have endured from the trauma of having a crackwhore for a mom.

p.s. I had her once. her pussy fuckin' stank.

[Keeyth]

ouch!

[Dave's Bitch]

Daddy won't discuss me
What a pain I must be
Mommy couldn't stand having such a wound-up boy

Doctors want to check me
Poke me and dissect me
What do they expect?
Feelings from a wind-up toy?
I don't think so
I'm just a wind-up toy
I'm just a wind-up toy - Alice Cooper - Wind Up Toy

i really like this song btw its just some of the lyrics are kinda cheesy and stupid.Great song though

[Soul Reaper]

the world's stupidest lyrics for me are those damn rap songs.

stupid because they're pointless:

[50 Cent]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!

[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck
But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind


Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go

[Chorus] (2x)

[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look nigga I got K-Mart and I ain't change

[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we fucking be

[Chorus] (2x)

[Talking]
(laughing) Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either nigga
In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga
G-Unit

[Soul Reaper]

[Nelly]
Welcome to Nellyville, where all newborns get a half-a-mill'
Sons, get Sedan DeVille, soon as they can reach the wheel
And daughters, get diamonds the size of their age - help me out now
One year get one carat, two years get two carats
Three years get three carats, and so on into marriage
Nobody livin average, everybody jang-a-lang
Nobody livin savage, e'rybody got change
Even the paperboy deliver out the back of a Range
It's not a game, it's a beautiful thang
Imagine blocks and blocks of no cocaine, blocks with no gunplay
Ain't nobody shot, so ain't no news that day
Ain't nobody snitchin, they refuse to say
Every month - we take a vote on what the weather should be
And if we vote it rains - know how wet we want it to be
And if we vote it snow - know how deep we want it to get
But the sun gon' shine 99 percent, in Nellyville

[Chorus]
There's no.. way.. I.. I could explaiiiiin..
the way I feel right now
There's no.. way.. I.. I could explaiiiiin..
the way I feel about livin in Nellyville

[Nelly]
I got that good at e'ry gas station, pull on up
Give me a half a ounce of that shit, fill it up
We got straws for the bottles, outlaw the cups
And we gon' make it happen, ain't no need for no luck
Ain't no lotteries, no pick 3's or pick 2's
Keep the money in your family, gamble amongst your crew
Cause the dice gon' do what the dice gon' do
And if you take a life, you gon' lose yours too
Ain't no trials, it's automatic, you drop 'em right where it happen
You do unto others if you don't want it don't do the cappin
Think that's cool? 40 acres and a mule
Fuck that! Nellyville - 40 acres and a pool
Six bedrooms, full bath with a jacuzz'
Six-car garage, pavement smooth
Both front and back deck 'nough room to land a jet
And you ain't reached the city, that's just the projects

[Chorus]

[Nelly] Everybody, uh, now everybody say

[Interlude]
Well I want to go, please let me go
I need to go - down to Nellyville
I need to see, what I can see
Won't you and me - go to Nellyville
I want to go, so bad
I just want to go and look
Won't you please take me on in
I just know I gotta be there

[Nelly]
No unexpectancy, like teenage pregnancy
And physical mental attraction your only ecstasy
Your own destiny, create your own recipe
If you ain't livin accordin to dirty then you stressin me
"And who are you?" Who me? I'm the mayor
And any problems you got, I live up thurr
"Where's that?" The house on the hill, welcome mat of fur
When you pass by that thang, be polite and don't sturr

[Chorus]

..

[Outro]
Yeah
There's no.. way.. yeah
There's no.. way.. yeah
There's no.. way.. yeah
There's no.. way..

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
the world's stupidest lyrics for me are those damn rap songs.

stupid because they're pointless:

[50 Cent]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go shawty
It's your birthday
We gon' party like it's yo birthday
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck
It's not your birthday!

[Chorus] (2x)
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed

[Verse]
When I pull out up front, you see the Benz on dubs
When I roll 20 deep, it's 20 knives in the club
Niggas heard I fuck with Dre, now they wanna show me love
When you sell like Eminem, and the hoes they wanna fuck
But homie ain't nothing change hold down, G's up
I see Xzibit in the Cutt that nigga roll that weed up
If you watch how I move you'll mistake me for a playa or pimp
Been hit wit a few shells but I dont walk wit a limp
In the hood then the ladies saying "50 you hot"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love 'Pac
But holla in New York them niggas'll tell ya im loco
And the plan is to put the rap game in a choke hold
I'm feelin' focused man, my money on my mind
I got a mill out the deal and I'm still on the grind


Now shawty said she feeling my style, she feeling my flow
Her girlfriend wanna get bi and they ready to go

[Chorus] (2x)

[Bridge]
My flow, my show brought me the doe
That bought me all my fancy things
My crib, my cars, my pools, my jewels
Look nigga I got K-Mart and I ain't change

[Verse]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Nigga you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life
You that faggot ass nigga trying to pull me back right?
When my junk get to pumpin in the club it's on
I wink my eye at ya bitch, if she smiles she gone
If the roof on fire, let the motherfucker burn
If you talking bout money homie, I ain't concerned
I'm a tell you what Banks told me cause go 'head switch the style up
If the niggas hate then let 'em hate
Watch the money pile up
Or we go upside there wit a bottle of bub
You know where we fucking be

[Chorus] (2x)

[Talking]
(laughing) Don't try to act like you ain't know where we been either nigga
In the club all the time nigga, its about to pop off nigga
G-Unit

well done Reap

those have to be the stupidest lyrics ive ever heard

good job