The World's STUPIDEST Lyrics

[Soul Reaper]

cheers, SB !

[nosammy]

that song from early MTV.......MICKEY, with nothing but a cheerleader in the video......stupid and pointless....the absolute worst song of all time..

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by nosammy
that song from early MTV.......MICKEY, with nothing but a cheerleader in the video......stupid and pointless....the absolute worst song of all time..

Uhhh....the cheerleader is Toni Basil, who is also the artist of that piece of shit song.

Agreed...the video sucks. She was already looking middle-aged and hagged-out back then. Not exactly attractive in a cheerleader costume.

[academic punk]

Aw, come on. that was an example of a sing that was dumb, but was meant as such. good dumb fun.

And I was just hitting puberty when that video emerged. so I have...fond memories of it. (don;t remind me how heavily made up she was to hide the wrinkles)

[OfficerJimmy]

I like to slip into something good
I see a young girl in the neighborhood
The way she move, I must confess
I like to run my hands up and down her legs
The way she dress, she look so fine
I'll make her wet, I'll make her mine
She like it hard, she like it slow
All right honey, come on, let's go
Baby, what you want, it's the way she move
Feel what you need, come on, let's go
CHORUS
Cover you in oil
I wanna cover you in oil
Let me cover you in oil
Cover you in oil
Pull on the zip, she give good lip service
It's nothing for the show, I just pay to see her go
She make you hot, you spray your lot
Comin' in honey, we're headin' to the top
The way she push, don't give a dime
Abuse your life, gonna make you satisfied
She's kinda rough, she give it tough
Come on honey and strut your stuff
Baby, what you want, it's the way she move
Feel what you need, come on let's go
CHORUS---AC/DC Cover You in Oil.

I love AC/DC but these lyrics just suck. A far cry from Down Payment Blues or Gone Shootin'.

[Keeyth]

Me mind on fire -- Me soul on fire -- Feeling hot hot hot
Party people -- All around me feeling hot hot hot
What to do - On a night like this
Music sweet - I can't resist
We need a party song - A fundamental jam

So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - oh Lord

(me la la la lum bum bum)

See people rocking -- Hear people chanting -- Feeling hot hot hot
Keep up this spirit -- Come on let's do it -- Feeling hot hot hot
It's in the air - Celebration time
Music sweet - captivate your mind
We have this party song - This fundamental jam

So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - Oh Lord

Ha-ha

Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole
Ole ole - ole ole / Ole ole - ole ole

EE-yes girls

People in the party - hot hot hot
People in the party - hot hot hot
They come to the party know what they got
They come to the party know what they got
I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot
I'm hot -- You're hot -- He's hot -- She's hot
(Real hot) -- (Real hot) -- (Real hot) -- (Real hot)H
a-ha-ha - Oh Lord

How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)

(Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)
(Hot hot hot)(Hot hot hot)


Now THESE are some weak ass lyrics...

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by academic punk
(don;t remind me how heavily made up she was to hide the wrinkles)

Dude....remember how pancaked she was with makeup to hide the wrinkles and crows feet at the corners of her eyes???

[academic punk]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Dude....remember how pancaked she was with makeup to hide the wrinkles and crows feet at the corners of her eyes???

Only in retrospect...and the realization was traumatic.

[zeronumber]

Originally posted by academic punk
Dummy -

I read your post explaining your problem with Shania's song. Still stupid. In fact, it's an anti-materialism statement: "Okay, so you have tons of money, okay, you're Brad Pitt, okay, you're a heir to a sultan, bug deal, I want to be with sonmeone who keeps me warm at night". So there. Besdies, you're command of the english language isn't making William safire piss his pants at any rate.

Anti-Materialistic or not, point is still valid. If a fat person went over to your house, and called you ugly, would you then tell that person that he/she shouldn't be judging others? As for the song, again, she criticizes others for not being impressive enough, and she talks bad. And again, It's not about grammar of rock and roll or a personal attack because of grammar. But nice of you to try to put a spin on me.

Oh, and "Dummy"? What is this, the first grade of insults? I'm a dummy? Oh no, are you going to tell teacher on me or something?

Oh well, so much for acting like a 35 year old I guess.

I can't be bothered to refind your canada post, but you made a jackass of yourself for all eternity right there.

How would you even know? You said yourself that you don't want to find it. So you make an assumption that you were "told" by those offended (I.e. canadian's who misinterpreted what I said), and went on from there to flame me and claim what I "supposedly" did, which you're not even sure? How ironic that you should then accuse me of making a "jackass" of myself huh? And, you're basing an opinion of somebody, without even making a judgement for yourself, rather what others have said...Gee...that would make you what exactly? A follower? Yeah, I guess that suits you just fine. And funny how you and others like to spew out the label "sheep" to others...

Anyway, let's call the situation for what it really is. You made a assumption, and then when I bring up the face of the matter, and back you into a corner, you resort to the same "Oh...you're a dummy" rethoric.

Again, good job. Not only do you make yourself look like an ass, but a hypocrite as well.

and canada legalizing gay marriage doesn't merit as news? I don't recall the news dominating headlines, but surely it merits reporting?

It merits some coverage, but a headline? no. Headlines are for something that actually happened recently of importance. If canada were the first country to do so, then fine, but it's not.

You read the WSJ? Goodie for you. To my knowledge, you're the first child of a crack whore to do so. But doesn't the Journal always have articles about how Mr. Widget formed a company and came up with a unique marketing strategy? That's more news worthy to you than an entire country adopting a new legal policy?

Actually it concentrates on things of actual importance. Like inflation, world wide news, as well as news that affects this country, minus any and all liberal garbage spewed out by the media nowadays.
To me, coverage or relavent topics is what makes a newspaper worth reading...Which may be contrary to the many readers of the new york times or local yokel newspapers. To your knowledge eh? again, are we making assumptions? I know to a very mature "35 year old", would at least pick up a news paper every now and then, and stop making assumptions. There is a beautiful world out there, get out of your parents basement, and, I dunno, explore, experience, perhaps even get a temp job. You know, make something out of yourself, and make the most of life.

You're a dumb ass. Learn to take a joke. Wake up and die right.

I would take this as advice...but you know, you have a track record of having preception, showcase as reality.

That you insist on continuing to come here when you openly realise and admit that no one likes you speaks to me of the pain and suffering you have endured from the trauma of having a crackwhore for a mom.

p.s. I had her once. her pussy fuckin' stank.

Oh, my feelings are so hurt, you called me a dummy and said naughty things about my mom.....

But hell, I wouldn't expect anything else from a 15 year old kid who lies about his age to sound mature on the internet.

Oh bo hoo...nobody likes me...somebody call an ambulance...
See these things don't bother me, because unlike you, I don't consider messageboards part of a social life, rather, a means of killing time. I know, you probably consider some of the members here your "Real friends", but you know, again, step out of the basement once and a while, and you too will meet new people.

Anywho...

Truth be told, I only joined this boards to see the music videos, as did 90% of the other members who joined.

Since members don't like me weither I try to be pro dave or sam fan, I stopped caring, and just post for the hell of it.

You don't like it...then do something about it...oh wait, you can't. Why don't you just follow suit of other sheep members in the past, and bad mouth me in your little "social club" the sheep pen. Yeah, you guys really showed me

[academic punk]

The fact that you go to such lengths to retort proves that I have crippled you emotionally, now and forever. I can't even be bothered to read it.

Did I hurt your feewings? Does someone need a Kweenex? Awwwww, is your pussy sore?

Mazel Tov, putz. Jesterstar is more respected around here than you.