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  • bueno bob
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    • Jul 2004
    • 22820

    Asshole Ashton

    Ashton Lets It Rip

    Did Kutcher snap at snapper? Plus, news on Tobey, Keanu, Paris, Britney and more ...


    July 14, 2005

    Ashton Kutcher has made a mountain of money secretly filming his fellow celebrities getting "Punk'd," but he's apparently less than thrilled to have the camera pointed in his direction. The prank-loving actor was snapped Saturday night as he confronted some prying paparazzi, reports Extra.

    Kutcher allegedly approached a pair of shutterbugs staking out his Los Angeles-area home, reaching into their car and ripping the shirt of one lensman as the other captured the moment for posterity.

    (Surprisingly, Demi Moore's dewier, doofier half looks like his usual photogenic self in the images, although the doo-rag on his melon isn't doing him any favors.)

    The photographers claim Kutcher joked that he was "crazy" before issuing a mea culpa for the raiment rending. The apology must have been sincere: The paparazzo who lost his shirt tells Extra he has no plans to sue.

    Ashton's rep didn't respond to our request for comment.

    Extra speculates that the actor's defensive stance may be tied to those pesky pregnancy rumors, which Dashmi have repeatedly denied. You'll recall that Seal and Chris Martin have both reacted angrily when photographers got too close to their expectant partners (Heidi Klum and Gwyneth Paltrow, respectively). Demi, however, did not appear to be nearby when the purported tussle took place.

    Either way, Kutcher is just the latest celebrity to take on the paparazzi, joining the likes of soda-tossing Britney Spears, finger-pointing Nicole Kidman, camera-grabbing Cameron Diaz and table-turners Reese Witherspoon and Jennifer Garner, who have taken to carrying cameras of their own.


    **********

    What a fuckstick.
    Twistin' by the pool.
  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22820

    #2
    Things like this are the reason I fucking hate celebrities and think they should all be killed. Other than porn star celebrities, who should be kidnapped and brought to my basement for my amusement.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • canadiandlrgirl
      Full Member Status

      • May 2005
      • 3601

      #3
      Originally posted by bueno bob
      Things like this are the reason I fucking hate celebrities and think they should all be killed. Other than porn star celebrities, who should be kidnapped and brought to my basement for my amusement.
      LMAO...

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      • BigBadBrian
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10620

        #4
        I would have beat his ass, no questions asked.
        “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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        • Soul Reaper
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Jan 2005
          • 8314

          #5
          Originally posted by bueno bob
          Things like this are the reason I fucking hate celebrities and think they should all be killed. Other than porn star celebrities, who should be kidnapped and brought to my basement for my amusement.
          celebrities are basically just a collection of huge egos!!! fame gets to their head!
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          • Shaun Ponsonby
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Oct 2004
            • 6343

            #6
            I can't stand that guy.

            A couple of my friends think his great "Oh, he's funny, he's great. Punk'd is fucking hillarious"

            BOLLOCKS.

            ANYBODY who wears tour T-shirts from before they were born is a bastard.
            Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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            • Ozzy Fudd
              Veteran
              • Jan 2004
              • 1667

              #7
              Originally posted by bueno bob
              Things like this are the reason I fucking hate celebrities and think they should all be killed. Other than porn star celebrities, who should be kidnapped and brought to my basement for my amusement.
              Yes , yes i do agree.
              i think i still have one down there i need to go check.
              Roth Army MP
              Originally posted by Panamark
              Is there such a thing as a trailer park virgin?
              or is that just a chick that can run faster than her father and brothers ??
              Originally posted by BITEYOASS
              She looks like someone I wake up to after a night of drinking. Or someone I'd bang so a buddy of mine can get her hotter friend.
              Originally posted by JAY HALE
              so how's about you stop lying, log off and go practice.

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              • Soul Reaper
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Jan 2005
                • 8314

                #8
                Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
                I can't stand that guy.

                A couple of my friends think his great "Oh, he's funny, he's great. Punk'd is fucking hillarious"

                BOLLOCKS.

                ANYBODY who wears tour T-shirts from before they were born is a bastard.
                punk'd sucks!!

                i'd rather watch trigger happy tv. it actualy makes you laugh!!
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                • franksters
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                  • Mar 2004
                  • 2387

                  #9
                  I think I overdosing on these celebs, I can't take it anymore but the worst are those who explain or comment on their love affair and shit or the way they dress, these one's probably never met any of these celebs and they are talking like they know them, I bet you they would have a whole different speach if they would meet with them. they SUCK!
                  SUMMER'S JUST
                  AROUND
                  THE CORNER!

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                  • Soul Reaper
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 8314

                    #10
                    Originally posted by franksters
                    I think I overdosing on these celebs, I can't take it anymore but the worst are those who explain or comment on their love affair and shit or the way they dress, these one's probably never met any of these celebs and they are talking like they know them, I bet you they would have a whole different speach if they would meet with them. they SUCK!
                    gossip magazines annoy me as well. they stalk celebrities like mad!!! gossip magazines also seem to think that soap operas are real!
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                    • The Scatologist
                      Sniper
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 932

                      #11
                      Um, well if anyone was stalking me, I would have beat the shit out of them, forget about ripping their shirt.

                      Then I woulda used their cameras to take embarrassing photos of them, and then threaten to release them to the press if the even let out a peep about the "incident".
                      The name Sammy Hagar conjures up a variety of emotions from music fans--from hate to contempt, from disgust to revulsion.

                      -TheSmokingGun.com

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                      • blonddgirl777
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Mar 2005
                        • 5790

                        #12
                        Paparazzis...
                        If you don't want them in your life?
                        Be an electrician or a teacher for God's sake!

                        If you make your money with the medias (any media), you must accept to be "out there"...
                        That's the name of the game and the price to pay!


                        That said, Ashton.... HMmm... I'd go there!...
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                        • franksters
                          Veteran
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 2387

                          #13
                          don't they make money everytime there picture are takin and printed???

                          I remember KISS, gene once said that they would get cash for all the pictures in magazine cause they would help to sell the mag or something, if they were in there...
                          Last edited by franksters; 07-20-2005, 11:04 AM.
                          SUMMER'S JUST
                          AROUND
                          THE CORNER!

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                          http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rs/2wbthcw.jpg

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                          • Golden AWe
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 33627

                            #14
                            asshton...
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            Golden, why are you FAT?
                            Originally posted by lesfunk
                            Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
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                            • Terry
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 11951

                              #15
                              Frankly, with the 'quality' of material todays celebs are associated with, they should be damn happy that they get paid any attention at all. If it weren't for the gossip rags, E! Entertainment Television and all the rest, and coverage was doled out based on the content (acting/singing abilities) of contemporary stars, there wouldn't be a lot to watch. And most of these jagoffs are on a ceaseless binge of self-promotion 24/7 anyway, so it's pretty much tough titty that they can't close the lid on Pandora's Paparazzi Box after they make endless attempts to get the media to focus on them.

                              Got a news flash for Hollywood stars who bitch about photographers; if you don't like it, then don't bother playing the media game (attending movie premieres, Oscar ceremonies, appearing on talk shows to promote your latest flick, giving interviews to People, etc.). Make your movie and let it rise or fall on the face of its own weight. And if it really bugs you that much, then just quit the biz altogether. Seriously. Nobody whose life is worth anything is gonna be shattered if Ashton quits showbiz.
                              Scramby eggs and bacon.

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