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    In Theory

    My theory is that Jesus was a Cajun:

    1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.

    2. He could make his own wine.

    3. And he wasn't afraid of water.


    My black friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

    1. He called everyone "brother".

    2. He liked Gospel.

    3. He couldn't get a fair trial.


    My Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

    1. He went into His Father's business.

    2. He lived at home until he was 33.

    3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.


    My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

    1. He talked with his hands.

    2. He had wine with every meal.

    3. He used olive oil.


    My California friends also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

    1. He never cut his hair.

    2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

    3. He started a new religion.


    My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

    1. He never got married.

    2. He was always telling stories.

    3. He loved green pastures.


    But my lady friend had the most compelling evidence of all that Jesus was a woman:

    1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

    2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

    3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.


    Well thats about it
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    Jesus IS Asian...

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    Originally posted by FasterPussycat
    Jesus IS Asian...
    Jesus was about as Asian as he was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed WASP.

    Jesus hails from the Middle East. He was either a dark tan to olive to dark skin complexion and he had dark hair. Most likely had dark brown eyes, too.

    Of which I don't see what the big deal is. It's not. If one has to imagine Jesus as a certain ethnicity inorder to accept Him, than the message is not going thru to that person.

    Ozzy posted a joke that was really cute, but then to have someone go fight that Jesus was their ethnicity, well, that's just stupid and sick. It's not about what race Jesus' was; it's about who He was and what He stood for.
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    Ally your the best! good one Ozzy.

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    Jesus was about as Asian as he was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed WASP.

    Jesus hails from the Middle East. He was either a dark tan to olive to dark skin complexion and he had dark hair. Most likely had dark brown eyes, too.

    Of which I don't see what the big deal is. It's not. If one has to imagine Jesus as a certain ethnicity inorder to accept Him, than the message is not going thru to that person.

    Ozzy posted a joke that was really cute, but then to have someone go fight that Jesus was their ethnicity, well, that's just stupid and sick. It's not about what race Jesus' was; it's about who He was and what He stood for.

    Will you just relax!! Deep breathe!! Asian was never mentioned, so I just throw in there humorously …this is not a theological class, just Roth Army!!! Just take it for what it's worth… JOKE

    Gosh...You ARE uptight!!!



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    I have an excuse for my uptightness, but regardless -- I'd rather be uptight than be so desperate for attention on a DLR messageboard, like you are

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    Jesus was about as Asian as he was a blonde-haired, blue-eyed WASP.

    Jesus hails from the Middle East.

    the middle-east is a part of Asia!

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    Originally posted by nosuchluck
    the middle-east is a part of Asia!

    I haven’t thought that way, but you are absolutely right!!!

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    Originally posted by Ally_Kat
    I have an excuse for my uptightness, but regardless -- I'd rather be uptight than be so desperate for attention on a DLR messageboard, like you are

    Let’s just agree that we have our differences which is not that a bad thing…

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    jesus was jewish...lol
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    It's also been proven that Jesus would NOT have had long hair.

    I read somewhere that for a man to have long hair back in those days was beyond degrading.

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    Jesus was mexican..........

    1. his name was jesus

    2. he wore sandals

    3. he was in trouble everywhere he went

    4. THE MOTHER DIDNT KNOW WHO THE FATHER WAS

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    I read somewhere that for a man to have long hair back in those days was beyond degrading
    so was claiming to be the son of God/messiah

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