SAMMY HAGAR: EDDIE VAN HALEN 'Wants To Be A Miserable Human Being'

[DLR'sCock]

SAMMY HAGAR: EDDIE VAN HALEN 'Wants To Be A Miserable Human Being' - July 18, 2005

Sammy Hagar spoke to Doug Podell of Detroit's WRIF 101.1 FM earlier this month about the current status of VAN HALEN and his upcoming solo album, tentatively due in early 2006. When asked to comment on the rumors that VAN HALEN may once again have been shelved following reports of internal disagreements, Hagar said, "It's really a shame… I don't know what happened. But, you know, Eddie [Van Halen] and I… everybody knows… I thought it was gonna be OK, and it wasn't OK. We did some great shows — don't get me wrong; we did some amazing shows in the Detroit area and some [other] places — but there were times off stage when him and I were… they were holding us back. We don't get along anymore. This guy… I'm sure he'd tell you a whole different story, but from my perspective, he doesn't know how to have fun, he doesn't wanna have fun, he wants to be a miserable human being and make everyone around him miserable. He just goes around firing people, and he tried to fire some of my people, [and I went], 'Get the hell outta here, man. This guy works for me, not you.' He's not any fun to be around. David Lee Roth was more fun to be around. [laughs] Unless he changes to where Mike [Anthony] and I can even handle being around… His brother can't even stand to be around him, but his brother is his brother, so he goes over and tries to deal with him all the time. If the guy wants to come around and say, 'Hey, look, let's go back to being friends and being happy musicians and playing music for the people,' and get rid of these $150, $200 dollar ticket prices and all this crap, then we could probably do it again. But I would never do it again for those prices — never ever ever. And I can say never ever ever. People say, 'Don't ever say never.' Well, I'm saying it. [laughs] but that's part of the deal. And the other thing, I wouldn’t do it unless we could become friends, and he's gotta change, 'cause I'm happy — I'm having a blast."

[Nickdfresh]

Link?

here: http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/bla...wsitemID=39445

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DLR'sCock
SAMMY HAGAR: EDDIE VAN HALEN 'Wants To Be A Miserable Human Being' - July 18, 2005

Sammy Hagar spoke to Doug Podell of Detroit's WRIF 101.1 FM earlier this month about the current status of VAN HALEN and his upcoming solo album, tentatively due in early 2006. When asked to comment on the rumors that VAN HALEN may once again have been shelved following reports of internal disagreements, Hagar said,

Addendum:

It's just fucking done man. You know how when you're juicing oranges and prunes...like making a smoothie....sometimes a nasty peeling falls in? That's what happened with it.

(laughing)

Sorry man, I shoulda' used the lemonade outta' lemons thing. That's what was really going on. What kind of fucking asshole pisses in lemonade? EDDIE!

He's just a miserable human being. Fuck the fruit, lets talk about getting up for breakfast! Poor fucking mike could barely get an omelette on a plate without Ed pissing in the skillet, or rubbing his dick in the butter! If I never hear "you want some hot sauce bitches?" again, it'll be too soon.

(grimmacing)

You know what? Fuck it. It's over and done...unlike the motherfucking omelettes the sonofabitch ruined. I'm having a blast now, and Dave Chappelle cooks one hell of an omelette....not to mention being a fine geetarist.

Come see us on tour. Look for the happy motherfuckers with piss-free smoothies. Throw all the innuendos' around you want regarding my weight! I'm fucking losing weight now because I ain't dining on piss-laden shit!

(laughing)

Man, I can't believe I suggested I ate shit. Fuck it, you know what I mean...right???

[Panamark]

That is fucking awesome...

What did I tell you all, huh huh ???
Once Spammy gets in bitch mode it just gets better and better.
Im loving this

DLR was better to hang around with than EDDIE !!!

BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Hey Spamsters,

Suck your fat anuses you dumb sheepfucks !!!

Here is your man, here is Sammy. This is ace.
Isn't Sammy a great Bitch !!

I was waiting for this moment, knew it was coming.
I wonder if he can do better, it seems he is bitching
more with each interview.

How good is this ??

[Panamark]

Thats what *LOVE* is made of !!!!

Man, I gotta go to the links.. Sorry, I have to...
This is just too good...

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by DLR'sCock
SAMMY HAGAR: EDDIE VAN HALEN 'Wants To Be A Miserable Human Being' - July 18, 2005

...He just goes around firing people, and he tried to fire some of my people, [and I went], 'Get the hell outta here, man. This guy works for me, not you.' ...

Ahhhhh, vindication.

I remember reporting this very fact right here as I'd heard it during the tour from a good source and the hard core Hagar fans telling me i was full of it.

Hate to say, told you so, BUT I told you so.

[Panamark]

You can even listen to this !!

Van Hagar is officially dead..

Crikies, this puts a huge smile on my dial !!

Dudes, this is fucking ACE ACE !!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
Hey Spamsters,

Suck your fat anuses you dumb sheepfucks !!!

Here is your man, here is Sammy. This is ace.
Isn't Sammy a great Bitch !!

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

Aiiight, that post just fucking did it, although you had me from the words "Hello mate."

Mark,

Will you marry me?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

Aiiight, that post just fucking did it, although you had me from the words "Hello mate."

Mark,

Will you marry me?

HAHHAHA

I think SweetSecrets beat you to it !

[Panamark]

MAXIMUS, Is this not the greatest shit ever ??

[Panamark]

Bandwidth revision time for Brenty Brents again ?? :p

[MAX]

Originally posted by Panamark
MAXIMUS, Is this not the greatest shit ever ??

The greatest shit evaa will be when the brothers have to kiss Dave's collective ass and do what HE says when and if they reunite again.

Regardless, I'll have to ask SweetSecrets but I'll gladly have some sloppy seconds. lol.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by MAX
The greatest shit evaa will be when the brothers have to kiss Dave's collective ass and do what HE says when and if they reunite again.

Well Samantha's comments certainly make your suggested scenario
more of a reality now

[Rikk]

LMFAO. Frankly, I think I dislike Eddie even more than chicken head. Eddie is responsible for this mess. And he invited the moron back. His bitterness and massive ego ruined the band back in '96, '00, etc.

[MAX]

This guy… I'm sure he'd tell you a whole different story, but from my perspective, he doesn't know how to have fun, he doesn't wanna have fun, he wants to be a miserable human being and make everyone around him miserable.

Well, yes Sam not only being around you, listening to your Michael Boltonesque, painful shit screeching vocals and horrid lyrical interpretations of songs does tend to do that to some people. Let alone a fuckin' drunk.

David Lee Roth was more fun to be around.

No shit? Of course he is you fucking dumbass!!! And this statement tis' coming from a guy who Dave repeatedly went out of his way to fucking ignore during their entire tour. "There's poor old Sam bangin' on the windshield with a bottle of tequila in one hand and his dick in the other..." Ring a bell, clueless?

get rid of these $150, $200 dollar ticket prices and all this crap, then we could probably do it again. But I would never do it again for those prices — never ever ever. And I can say never ever ever.

*TRANSLATION* No one (excluding the both mentally and musically retaaaaded) paid such money for said ticket prices. Hence, a flop of a tour that NOBODY wanted to see in the first place and the lackluster ticket sales proved it.

Again, who is this Spam Hagar character and why does anyone care what he has to say?

I don't get it? :confused:

[MAX]

oops double post

[Panamark]

Its so great to hear Sammy telling the truth. Christ, remember the
candlelit dinner dates with Al ??? I couldnt find a big enough
bucket to hold my spew when Sammy was getting his undies moist
at that time...

This is great, every interview will keep getting better too..
One of these *WILL* end up in Edwards lap...

Awesome !

[Matt White]

I wonder if Doug asked Spammy about his recent show in DETROIT...a couple weeks back...and the $10.00 tickets?!?!?!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

FUCKING priceless!!!!

[Panamark]

Somebody please inform the international hotbed of Van Halen
activity immediately, Tasmania !!!

[Panamark]

Man, this is such a cheap holiday, lovin it !

[Panamark]

You know what will be even sweeter ???
EVH's retaliation when he realizes this shit is going down

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Panamark
That is fucking awesome...

What did I tell you all, huh huh ???
Once Spammy gets in bitch mode it just gets better and better.
Im loving this

How good is this ??

Originally posted by RogueHorseman
Ahhhhh, vindication.

I remember reporting this very fact right here as I'd heard it during the tour from a good source and the hard core Hagar fans telling me i was full of it.

Hate to say, told you so, BUT I told you so.

Indeed, both of you NAILED it.

Panamark, you've been saying for a couple of months now that Sammy was going to start shit-talking....and it has happened. The floodgates are open, and the nastiness will come flowing out in a flood of shitty tequila.

RogueHorseman.....I do recall when you posted about the reports of dissention within the Fleece The Sheep tour when Eddie tried to dump some of Sammy's roadies.

Shit....the fact that Sammy even had SEPARATE roadies should have been an indication from the start that the whole thing was going to end in disaster.

Let's just sit back, crack open a beer, and watch the fireworks. As soon as the Smoking Loon is done, Ed will fire back.

[Polk High]

I'm glad sam is back to his solo stuff, i've liked his solo stuff much better then his VH junk.

Forget VH, I say roth just never gets back w/ em. I'd be up for another Sam n Dave tour.

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Ahhh I can't wait!

Shhhhh everybody, hear that??? I think I can hear Dave laughing...

[guwapo_rocker]

I think Sammy said never before didn't he? Hmmm?

[qtipp]

If Ed can't work with Sammy for a cash grab, he sure as hell can't ever crawl into bed with Roth for anything meaningful.

Mark David Chapman shot John Lennon & he still had good music left to make... Where is a guy like that to cap old Ed & put him out of his misery?

[John Holmes]

Originally posted by DLR'sCock
"It's really a shame… I don't know what happened.

you did a rip-off tour to steal fans' money, that's what happened.

But, you know, Eddie [Van Halen] and I… everybody knows… I thought it was gonna be OK, and it wasn't OK. We did some great shows — don't get me wrong;

Yeah, the best ones were those you did cancel.

we did some amazing shows in the Detroit area and some [other] places —

other places, like in your dreams?

but there were times off stage when him and I were… they were holding us back. We don't get along anymore. This guy… I'm sure he'd tell you a whole different story, but from my perspective, he doesn't know how to have fun, he doesn't wanna have fun, he wants to be a miserable human being and make everyone around him miserable.

Don't tell me you never knew about it before. Oh, but it was a good thing to make some cheap money anyway selling out your ( already pitiful ) Van Hager legacy, wasn't it, Spam?

He just goes around firing people, and he tried to fire some of my people, [and I went], 'Get the hell outta here, man. This guy works for me, not you.' He's not any fun to be around. David Lee Roth was more fun to be around. [laughs] Unless he changes to where Mike [Anthony] and I can even handle being around… His brother can't even stand to be around him, but his brother is his brother, so he goes over and tries to deal with him all the time. If the guy wants to come around and say, 'Hey, look, let's go back to being friends and being happy musicians and playing music for the people,' and get rid of these $150, $200 dollar ticket prices and all this crap, then we could probably do it again. But I would never do it again for those prices — never ever ever. And I can say never ever ever. People say, 'Don't ever say never.' Well, I'm saying it. [laughs] but that's part of the deal. And the other thing, I wouldn’t do it unless we could become friends, and he's gotta change, 'cause I'm happy — I'm having a blast." [/B]

Yeah, Spam. Never ever ever. I am sure you'll stick to your words, when the outrageous weight watchers, diets and plastic surgery bills will knock at your door and you'll see a new Ferrari in some car shop. You'd rather do a loan, not to play with Eddie "never ever ever". Right.

Quit biting the hands that feeds, kiss your lucky meal ticket and stop bitching. Scumbag.

[UGS]

Originally posted by qtipp
Mark David Chapman shot John Lennon & he still had good music left to make... Where is a guy like that to cap old Ed & put him out of his misery?

Dude, wishing murder upon someone isn't cool

[fenway5150]

There's only one guy who can deal with Eddie and that's Dave. Dave doesn't want to be friends, it's all business with him and that's what is needed at this point. Dave's strong enough to not take Eddie's shit personally. Hagar isn't.

[Terry]

Kinda gay that Sambo is bitching about the inflated ticket prices now, half a year after the tour is over. Think they were going more for 80 bucks, rather than 150 or 200, although it really matters not; my general feeling is that anyone willing to shell out ANYTHING to go see Van Hagar 2004 deserved to be fleeced. Just kind of rings hollow that Sam was so opposed to charging so much to see Van Hagar, yet went ahead and did the tour anyway.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Sammy is desperately trying to keep himself in the public eye.

And what better way to get attention than to bash Eddie VH.

Granted, Eddie may be a self-destructive individual, but Sam always just jumps at the chance to talk anything "VH".

But he also mentioned Dave's name! And that means more records sold and more exposure for CVH.

Fucking loser.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by fenway5150
There's only one guy who can deal with Eddie and that's Dave. Dave doesn't want to be friends, it's all business with him and that's what is needed at this point. Dave's strong enough to not take Eddie's shit personally. Hagar isn't.

Who wants to deal with a washed-up, alcoholic virtuoso train wreck?

[Vinnie Velvet]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Who wants to deal with a washed-up, alcoholic virtuoso train wreck?

True, but maybe, just maybe, its just what Ed needs-----DLR!

If only his brother would keep out of the way.

[Mr. Vengeance]

I love that the same fucking retard that sells that liquid shit tequila of his for wayyyyyyyyyyy too much, is concerned about the ticket prices! HEY SAMMY YOU FUCK, AFTER THE LAST TOUR DEBACLE AND YOUR RECENT INTERVIEWS, VAN HAGAR WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CHARGE A SQUIRT OF PISS FOR TICKETS- so, just get lost.

[bueno bob]

Well, now...all this really comes as no surprise to us, does it...

[sonrisa salvaje]

Originally posted by SoldMySoul4RnR
Ahhh I can't wait!

Shhhhh everybody, hear that??? I think I can hear Dave laughing...

Si...Si.....

[bobgnote]

Originally posted by Radio Birdman
it was the ticket prices.

RB can plainly SEE, the ripoffs ALL WENT FOR THE HIGH TICKET PRICES. They are ripoffs in ways a real birdman can hear about.

They include Sammy AND Dave, but Dave is the so-what leader at sound that can be blended, in rock, a desperately undermined, distorted, anemic corporate culture, sick from years of corporate profiteering, which corporate copouts cross over easily from chopshop to copshop. So don't expect Bill and Ted to make more rock WITHOUT MACHINES LIKE LUDWIG VAN'S SPECIAL KEYBOARD.

Just whyinhell would anyone named Dave or Bob or anything that smart-sounding go for any eatings of Ed-shit on keys, cheese on an organ, tulips need not apply, pooholes into Ed the cancer-stricken fake, who like Jacko needs a riff infusion, or BofA might bite, one day.

With all of Time-Warner credibility up for grabs, don't expect ME to dodge any REAL ISSUES, as rock looks for a way to undistort the market, while I look for ways to undistort particular players, like DAVE, who will likely find a way to finish the job he started in 1985, or look goddam dumb like it's a contest someone else should win.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by bobgnote
RB can plainly SEE, the ripoffs ALL WENT FOR THE HIGH TICKET PRICES. They are ripoffs in ways a real birdman can hear about.

They include Sammy AND Dave, but Dave is the so-what leader at sound that can be blended, in rock, a desperately undermined, distorted, anemic corporate culture, sick from years of corporate profiteering, which corporate copouts cross over easily from chopshop to copshop. So don't expect Bill and Ted to make more rock WITHOUT MACHINES LIKE LUDWIG VAN'S SPECIAL KEYBOARD.

Just whyinhell would anyone named Dave or Bob or anything that smart-sounding go for any eatings of Ed-shit on keys, cheese on an organ, tulips need not apply, pooholes into Ed the cancer-stricken fake, who like Jacko needs a riff infusion, or BofA might bite, one day.

With all of Time-Warner credibility up for grabs, don't expect ME to dodge any REAL ISSUES, as rock looks for a way to undistort the market, while I look for ways to undistort particular players, like DAVE, who will likely find a way to finish the job he started in 1985, or look goddam dumb like it's a contest someone else should win.

You know, Bob, that's one place I can see eye to eye with you..."Bob" REALLY IS a name of brilliance, isn't it? Well, in some cases, anyway

[academic punk]

Who here thinks that there's a distinct possibility that bobgnote was the guy that Dave pulled a gun on while tweaking on meth in Dave's backyard?

[Hardrock69]

What I find interesting is the comment that Spambo The Flatulent made about how Ed's own brother can't stand him anymore.

What a fucking loser. Perhaps it is wrong to wish murder upon someone, but sometimes I wish Ed would just drink himself to death. That is the only way we can get some finality about this bullshit.

Panamark was right on the money. AGAIN.

He said Spambo would start to talk shit, and sure enough there it is....

Way to go, bro!
Roth On!