Dave's in Vancouver again

[Romeo Delight]

Hey! Nickdfresh...

43 posts a day!!!!

You must have a slack job or no life at all!

I live in Vancouver and frequent all of the downtown nightlife.

So, I am an excellent source to inform the Roth Army of Dave's appearances.

There must be someone else from Vancouver who is a member of the Army who can confirm.

Actually, I don't care...for everyone who wants to know if Dave is here I will post.

For everyone else who needs to get their quota of posts in and slam others, please don't bother to reply.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
There must be someone else from Vancouver who is a member of the Army who can confirm.

Actually, I don't care...for everyone who wants to know if Dave is here I will post.

Myth busting in the digital age is easy....they got keychain cameras now!

Surely SOMEONE there you knew coulda snapped a pic or some shit?

Live and learn dude...be prepared the next time he localizes the joint!

[Funbobby]

So...I am in the band at the Roxy and played Sunday night when we were informed that DLR was entering the house. As is customary, if he would like to join us onstage, feel free. Well that he did, however, a few peculiarities were present. Big gap in his front teeth, quite short...and looked really nothing like DLR. But he did his sctick and apparently paid his tab with a AMEX card that read DLR. We played a few Van Halen tunes and he jumped around and shouted enticements to the girls. We have a bunch of pics...I will try and post on our website and maybe one of you who knows what the guy looks like this week can verify if this was him, or just some asshole who wants to be DLR and spilled beer on my stuffand spit on my mic. If it is an imposter..Diamond Dave.. beware...there is a guy running around Vancouver BC signing autographs in your name.

[StarJammer]

I hope Dave is in Vancouver...and punches these two clowns right in their cake holes!!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Funbobby
So...I am in the band at the Roxy and played Sunday night when we were informed that DLR was entering the house. As is customary, if he would like to join us onstage, feel free. Well that he did, however, a few peculiarities were present. Big gap in his front teeth, quite short...and looked really nothing like DLR. But he did his sctick and apparently paid his tab with a AMEX card that read DLR. We played a few Van Halen tunes and he jumped around and shouted enticements to the girls. We have a bunch of pics...I will try and post on our website and maybe one of you who knows what the guy looks like this week can verify if this was him, or just some asshole who wants to be DLR and spilled beer on my stuffand spit on my mic. If it is an imposter..Diamond Dave.. beware...there is a guy running around Vancouver BC signing autographs in your name.

WTF?

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Funbobby
So...I am in the band at the Roxy and played Sunday night when we were informed that DLR was entering the house. As is customary, if he would like to join us onstage, feel free. Well that he did, however, a few peculiarities were present. Big gap in his front teeth, quite short...and looked really nothing like DLR. But he did his sctick and apparently paid his tab with a AMEX card that read DLR. We played a few Van Halen tunes and he jumped around and shouted enticements to the girls. We have a bunch of pics...I will try and post on our website and maybe one of you who knows what the guy looks like this week can verify if this was him, or just some asshole who wants to be DLR and spilled beer on my stuffand spit on my mic. If it is an imposter..Diamond Dave.. beware...there is a guy running around Vancouver BC signing autographs in your name.

Dude ?? You didnt know if it was "the" David Lee Roth ???

[fryingdutchman]

This has become quite obtuse...

[wtfIsDLR]

Dave's Back in Vancouver, complete BS

Dude from Roxy: youz all been had. That was NOT, I repeat NOT 'the' DLR. He's some guy pretending to be DLR.

How do I know? Well, I am friends with the girl he was with that night and he was totally busted by her friends, one of whom recognised him as the fake he is.

Man, he even signed his name DLR accross the ample bossom of several Bard on the BEach girls,

At the end of the night, when he was busted, he was accused thus: "You are not DLR" His response: I never said I was.

so thats that.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by DavidFlamma
Hey! Nickdfresh...

43 posts a day!!!!

You must have a slack job or no life at all!

I do have a slack job it's great! Bet you wish you could sit in an office and cruise the internet for amusement.

I live in Vancouver and frequent all of the downtown nightlife.

So, are you a barmaid or cocktail waitress at a gay bar? You seem to be a hypersensitive little polesmoker.

So, I am an excellent source to inform the Roth Army of Dave's appearances.

Yeah, like all the other fucking "excellent source" douche bags that show up with "insider information." You don't post here, and are apparently not interested in ROTH, but yet come here to tell us how you suddenly saw ROTH in a bar. I think personally you're just a shit stirring little bitch. And your totally gay respone proves it.

So, what hapopened with DAVE's last recording session? You saw him in a bar, so he's recording? Dude, you're so full of shit it's not funny. Either that, or you're an alias 'cause you're too cowardly to push this under your regular user name.

There must be someone else from Vancouver who is a member of the Army who can confirm.

No, because it never happened.

Actually, I don't care...for everyone who wants to know if Dave is here I will post.

For everyone else who needs to get their quota of posts in and slam others, please don't bother to reply.

Awwww...Did I hurt yer wittle feelwings? Well, fuck you jackass, you start a thread with no proof, people are gonna flame you pussy. I have an idea, why don't you get out a picture phone and submit some proof, or actually post here about DAVE without starting another bullshit rumor thread with no evidence. I'm still waiting for DAVE's material to be released from last time...

You know what? I saw STEVEN TYLER in downtown BUFFALO last night, I'm gonna go register over at the AEROSMITH board and tell everybody about so I can start a big attention whore thread...


Then I'm gonna create three aliases to respond to my own jackoff thread....I have "no life?"


Faggot! I seen better trolls from 15-year-old school girls.

[jeando]

Originally posted by thome
DAVE HAS A GIRLFIEND??? tell me more about her?

long legs ?

top heavy?

Pretty smile?

Betty boop?

Wow and all this because Moose said "Me thinks he has a girlfriend there "....that's how a story gets it's own legs and jumps into the world.

[DavidLeeNatra]

this is for my canadian army fellas...

roxy phone number: (604) 331-7999

maybe someone can get this story clear (got the number from some vancouver tourist-information)

[Funbobby]

is this him?

This guy is not DLR. We have all been fans but obviously never met the guy before. He showed up saying he was DLR. Got on stage and was introduced as DLR. I'll post my pics. You guys in here tell me if this was him. Does DLR have a massive tattoo on his back and a David Letterman gap in his teeth?

[Funbobby]

ok...the files are too big. Can I email them to someone who is an authority on what DLR looks like this week? I don't mean to be an ass, but I centainly don't want to tell anyone that I played with DLR when I didn't and if I was DLR, I certainly wouldn't want someone going around pretending to be me. email me at bob@dymb.com

[Dave's PA Rental]

Funbobby...your IP says you are in Winnipeg. Last time I checked, Winnipeg was no where near Vancouver...

Let me guess, you drove half way across canada to play cover tunes at a night club, right?

[Dave's PA Rental]

I'll bet the picture he was going to send was David Lettermen's head photoshopped onto David Lee Roth with assless chaps with the word 'OWNED' at the bottom...

Guwapo...dont you already have a picture like that?