Van Hagar "1 Million Dollar Deal"??
Warner Special Markets is said to have negotiated a deal with Van Halen for a new greatest-hits package featuring three new songs. I hear that the deal was for an advance in the vicinity of the US$1 million mark.
Pay one million dollars for SPAM MUSIC....this is an outrage!
Hopefully there's some unreleased DLR stuff on it. That's the only way I'm buying the thing.
WHY? WHY? WHY? This is so fucking pathetic that I'm literally sick. Fuck the Spam tunes and put the REAL "gems" from 2000 on there!!!!
I'd like to dip Hagar in beer-batter (feet first) into a deep fryer and feed his fat ass to angry cannibals on angel dust. Accompanied with a "special" tequila sauce for dipping. Talk about a calorie crusher?
Will this disgrace ever end?
EAT US AND SMILE!!!!
Just goes to show you how desperate WB is for Van Spam.
What a waste of money....EVH sucks......he hasn't created anything decent in years and now he's going to re-release crap on the market.
Talk about somebody doing nothing.....that would be ED....ripping off the fans.
I still won't believe anything until I see it or hear it, but I know it's getting closer to a Van Hagar reunion.
3 new Van Hagar songs???
What the Fuck is going on here?, since when did Spammy and Eddie become so buddy and buddy? I give this Van Hagar reunion 3 months before it folds.
This reunion won't last (mark my words)
I guess "Warner Special Markets" is just as fucked up as Van Hagar if this story is true!!!!!!
I am just going to go see Dave and The Atomic Punks. I am so happy that there is the atomic punks. That group kicks ass. I know it is not Dave but they are good.
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The Atomic Punks come up here ever other month, but I haven't got a chance to see any of their shows yet.
I have heard that they are really good and sound like the real Van Halen!!!!!!
..they even have a fat idiot who drinks tequila as lead singer
john prescott?
Originally posted by flappo
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No, that would be "5150", the Van Hagar tribute band.Originally posted by flappo
..they even have a fat idiot who drinks tequila as lead singer
As if there's a need for such a thing. I can't wait for the N'Suck tribute band.
Eat Us And Smile
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"Eat 'Em and Puke"Originally posted by MAX
I'd like to dip Hagar in beer-batter (feet first) into a deep fryer and feed his fat ass to angry cannibals on angel dust. Accompanied with a "special" tequila sauce for dipping. Talk about a calorie crusher?
Have you no feelings for cannibals? They're just like everyone else, Sammy make 'em sick at their stomachs.
not to worrie the cd will only cost ya 12 bucks enjoyOriginally posted by TMR
Warner Special Markets is said to have negotiated a deal with Van Halen for a new greatest-hits package featuring three new songs. I hear that the deal was for an advance in the vicinity of the US$1 million mark.
Pay one million dollars for SPAM MUSIC....this is an outrage!
Originally posted by RIKK
Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.
Won't cost me anything because I'm not buying it. I won't "worrie" you nitwit
Actually a one million advance is pissy really. $250 grand each ??
That wouldnt even cover insurance.
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thats right your gonna download it from kaazaOriginally posted by Lou
Won't cost me anything because I'm not buying it. I won't "worrie" you nitwit
No I'm not doing that either. Yeah I'm gonna download fucking Spam songs.
And for the record I haven't used Kazaa in forever with all the spyware shit it comes with. I haven't downloaded mp3's in a long time.
well just spend the 12 bucks thenOriginally posted by Lou
No I'm not doing that either. Yeah I'm gonna download fucking Spam songs.
And for the record I haven't used Kazaa in forever with all the spyware shit it comes with. I haven't downloaded mp3's in a long time.
Originally posted by tjvhou812
well just spend the 12 bucks then
Are you really this delusional? Do you think most of us on here are secretly Spammy fans, or are you just a fucking idiot?! Um If Lou was a Spammy fan, HE'D BE ON A FUCKING HAGAR SITE!!!!!!
You're absolutely right. Don't people realize what a shitty deal this is. If anything, this speaks to WB's realistic expectations for Van Hagar.Originally posted by Panamark
Actually a one million advance is pissy really. $250 grand each ??
That wouldnt even cover insurance.
Uh, ANY money given to them is more than what they should be making for this $ellout tour.
What the fuck does WB records know anyway? They have delayed the release of the Black Sabbath box set how many times now?
Probably something to do with Sharon...
Maybe they're re-recording the drums and bass...
Wouldn't fucking surprise me
Dude, 1 million dollars in the entertainment industry is nothing. Divided by 4 and after taxes its about 150k each.
Thats an embarassing contract, you should be laughing at them! This shows there is little enthusiasm from the general public.
Sad.
"Can't you hear Jamies cryin? Shes runnin with the Devil oh nooooo!!! oh no!
Originally posted by Panamark
Actually a one million advance is pissy really. $250 grand each ??
That wouldnt even cover insurance.
Yes, in the world of large record deals, a million's a fucking drop in the bucket. A piss-poor piddly pittance. Serve's 'em right.
Although $1.00 would be too much for that crap...
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Yup. Although 'sad' isn't what I'd call it.Originally posted by Chong Li
... This shows there is little enthusiasm from the general public...
More like just deserts.
I couldn't possibly top such a perfectly-stated request.Originally posted by MAX
I'd like to dip Hagar in beer-batter (feet first) into a deep fryer and feed his fat ass to angry cannibals on angel dust. Accompanied with a "special" tequila sauce for dipping. Talk about a calorie crusher?
Will this disgrace ever end?
see ya at the show louOriginally posted by Lou
Uh, ANY money given to them is more than what they should be making for this $ellout tour.
I already have my tickets. Whats funny is the number of threads about EEAS. That was 18 years ago people. Call me a loser, whatever, I will be enjoying VAN HALEN this summer while you are lamenting whether Yngwie Malmsteen would have been a good fit on an album 18 years ago.
Thats just insane.
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