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Thread: Van Halen's new singer

  1. 07-19-2005, 11:38 PM #1
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    Talking Van Halen's new singer

    If Van Halen are going to try going with a new lead singer, i think Eddie should give Axl Rose a try.

    Why?

    Because then he might know what it's like to work with another ego-inflated, self obsessed, deluded, control freak like himself!!!

    Like i've stated before, Eddie got too used to owning the spotlight while Spam was with the band - Axl too, couldn't stand being eclipsed by far more talented people, so he just sacked them.

    Eddie's got his "10 albums worth of material" - Axl's been working on a new G'n'R album for well over 10 years; maybe they could just hook up and pat each other on the back while they bitch about former band members and do therapy together.

    What a waste.

    Dave's the man!!!
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  2. 07-20-2005, 12:41 AM #2
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    Maybe they could fuck each other in the ass with bottles of Everclear while sucking each other's cock.....
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  3. 07-20-2005, 12:43 AM #3
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    yeah
    R.I.P Van Halen 1978-1984

    hopefully God will ressurect you

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  4. 07-20-2005, 04:02 AM #4
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    I think Ed needs those chunky little munchkins, you dont want
    some snake dancing mofo when you are trying to lineup your
    drunken cock !

    At least Spammy and Mikey had the handles and kept still !
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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  5. 07-20-2005, 04:07 AM #5
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    VAN HALEN has only ever had ONE SINGER.



    Thank you.
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  6. 07-20-2005, 05:37 AM #6
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    Originally posted by Panamark
    I think Ed needs those chunky little munchkins, you dont want
    some snake dancing mofo when you are trying to lineup your
    drunken cock !

    At least Spammy and Mikey had the handles and kept still !

    LMAO!!!

    So, we'll go with Vince Neil then?
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  7. 07-20-2005, 11:28 AM #7
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    Ed and Axl.

    Wow.

    I'd give THAT hypothetical union worse odds of actually producing ANYTHING than I would Ed sacking his brother and giving Dave a ring to ask if he could play in HIS band, alongside Brian and the rest.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.
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  8. 07-20-2005, 11:34 AM #8
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    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    Maybe they could fuck each other in the ass with bottles of Everclear while sucking each other's cock.....
    I would think that would be more likely than creating music together.

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  9. 07-20-2005, 11:36 AM #9
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    A rousing rendition of "Fat Child O' Mine" would rawk!!!
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  10. 07-20-2005, 11:36 AM #10
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    Stephen Pearcy or the lead singer of the Bulletboys.
    RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
    LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME
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  11. 07-20-2005, 02:09 PM #11
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    They would be "coming to blows" in about 2 seconds.
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    ....
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  13. 07-20-2005, 02:57 PM #13
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    who is the guy on the bottom right?
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    that's me, the drunken version from about 1,5 years ago...and don't even ask what is wrong with my hair...ha ha ha
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  15. 07-20-2005, 03:04 PM #15
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    damn u look different now
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    hahahaha
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    I say get Michael Jackson......like Eddie hes gotten waaaaay too many second chances and well, both keep fucken things up...they both have that self destructive quality in common...both went from gods to jokes so let em have a go at it....imagine Jackson singing Jump or Panama....BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......its good to be back!!!!

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  18. 07-20-2005, 04:30 PM #18
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    cool
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  19. 07-20-2005, 04:34 PM #19
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    Originally posted by Hardrock69
    Maybe they could fuck each other in the ass with bottles of Everclear while sucking each other's cock.....
    Sounds like a personal fantasy.
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  20. 07-20-2005, 08:30 PM #20
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    anybody know what axl is doing anyway?
    We're gonna leave you smokin like the slow guy in Chernobyl
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  21. 07-20-2005, 08:42 PM #21
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    This thread doesn't belong here.

    Close it? Dump it? Move it to House of Music?

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  22. 07-20-2005, 08:46 PM #22
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    DDDDDDDD DUMP!!!!
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  23. 07-20-2005, 08:49 PM #23
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    Just remain calm boys and girls. Keep all arms and legs inside the vehicle....
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  24. 07-20-2005, 08:51 PM #24
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    Away we go.

    I fucking hate threads that are gay attempts at humor.

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    The words "Axl Rose" and "Van Halen" don't belong in the same sentence.
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  25. 07-20-2005, 08:52 PM #25
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    I'll move it later....need more votes before moving.

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    Vote away!
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  26. 07-20-2005, 08:58 PM #26
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    Man, why so serious?
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  27. 07-20-2005, 09:00 PM #27
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    Originally posted by SloBurn
    Man, why so serious?
    Serious? What are you talking about?

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    ?
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  28. 07-20-2005, 09:13 PM #28
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    Dump the fucker...Axl Rose?

    Enough fucking said!!!!!
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  29. 07-20-2005, 11:31 PM #29
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    Originally posted by DLR7884

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    The words "Axl Rose" and "Van Halen" don't belong in the same sentence.
    Sounds like dump city to me...
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