My experience with a Hagar fan

[jackassrock]

So I'm at the Allman Bros. concert last night, hanging out on the lawn and smoking a fat joint with a couple friends. Along comes this guy in a post-Roth Van Halen shirt. He looks at me and walks away.


About a minute later he strolls over with two other guys and says, "Hey is that any good ?"*****BAD FEELING***** I say "No, It's nothing." as he and his boys close in on my friends and I. "Let me see that ," he says as he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a badge.

BLAMMMMMM!!!!!! $125 ticket for posession of marajuana.

I should have known when I saw he was a Hagar fan.

[OfficerJimmy]

That's the biggest example of asshole-itude that I've ever seen demonstrated by a Hagar fan. I mean that's almost on the level of Spambo himself.

[Plezbo]

That is fucking ridiculous, being arrested for Marijuana possesion at an Alman Brothers concert. Figures a Waborette would take offence to weed smokage. How was the concert? I had tickets to it before I had to get emergency (well, more of last minute than emergency) knee surgery and can no longer attend. I of course planned similar activities, so I'll warn my friends to be on the lookout for Sambo fans.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by jackassrock
So I'm at the Allman Bros. concert last night, hanging out on the lawn and smoking a fat joint with a couple friends. Along comes this guy in a post-Roth Van Halen shirt. He looks at me and walks away.


About a minute later he strolls over with two other guys and says, "Hey is that any good ?"*****BAD FEELING***** I say "No, It's nothing." as he and his boys close in on my friends and I. "Let me see that ," he says as he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a badge.

BLAMMMMMM!!!!!! $125 ticket for posession of marajuana.

I should have known when I saw he was a Hagar fan.

Damn!

Did you never see that movie 'Airheads'?

Chazz: Okay, lemme ask you a question: who's side did you take in the big David Lee Roth-Van Halen split?
Chris Moore: What?
Marcus: What kind of question is that?
Chazz: Who's side did you take: Halen or Roth?
Chris Moore: ...Van Halen
Ian: HE'S A COP!

[SloBurn]

Man, what a DOG!!!

Dude's probably never even listened to Van Halen - I wouldmn't even give cunts like that credit for listening to FVH (Fake Van Halen).

He probably got it out of some 'undercover' wardrobe. "Well, what do the kids these days listen to?"

Punkass pricks....

[Panamark]

I hope they all realized that Van Hagar doesnt get any better, even
after consuming the confiscated material !!

[Big Fat Sammy]

That kinda shit pisses me off to no end...

..."staking out" a fucking concert that they know will draw harmless pot smokers.

At least it was only $125...I was arrested and fined $500 for just a small pipe! They didn't even find the weed!

That wasn't in Ohio though.

Oh yeah..... fuck Van Hagar T-shirt wearing faggots!

(Now I feel a little better)

[Panamark]

I got busted once with a group of friends smoking in a parked car.
The two cops took the Bong and the mix..
Didnt even empty the bong ! Told us off, then drove away with
our goods..

No fines, but we lost the best bong ever. Those bastards went
off and got stoned for free !!!

[Bandit02]

That sucks! Ya'll should have bum rushed the bastard and beat him "Black and Blue" He probably found the shirt in a trashcan after a Hagar concert!!!! Homeless people will not even wear Hagar shirts

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Damn!

Did you never see that movie 'Airheads'?

you beat me to that

what a fag-t-shirt-wearing-fuckhead!!!

[jackassrock]

Originally posted by Plezbo
How was the concert? I had tickets to it before I had to get emergency (well, more of last minute than emergency) knee surgery and can no longer attend.

The concert was kickass. My friend and I had 2nd row. Those guitar players (Warren and Derek), were amazing. Some of the fines soloing I have seen. To the cop's credit, He let us back in after he wrote me the ticket, but you should have seen that geek trying to intimidate three guys who are older than him and lecturing us about the dangers of smoking weed. LOL !

As for the pipe thing BFS. If you had been in Ohio, you could have ended up with a couple of years of probation. Complete with drug abuse classes and piss tests. They consider a pot pipe in the same league as a meth lab, or an H rig.

[Hardrock69]

Dude, let me chide you a moment..

Tsk, tsk!

You see a cop (or suspected cop) walking towards you, twist the cherry out of the joint, open mouth, insert joint, swallow.

WHEEEE! No evidence!!!


I have eaten joints on several occasions in my life, much to the shock and horror of the pigs.

Did that once in the army as well. The seargent in the MPs was furious! All he could do was stand there and yell and scream at us for 5 minutes about how he thought he should arrest us anyway, and that we should do such stuff at home behind locked doors instead of out in public....

When I am out and about now, I NEVER carry more than I can eat in one gulp.

[UGS]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
When I am out and about now, I NEVER carry more than I can eat in one gulp.

Ladies and Gentlemen, those are words to live by! Hahaha, nice MP story too btw

[diamondsgirl]

I've had an experience like that with a narc...but never one in a VanHagar shirt

ugh

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by jackassrock
So I'm at the Allman Bros. concert last night, hanging out on the lawn and smoking a fat joint with a couple friends. Along comes this guy in a post-Roth Van Halen shirt. He looks at me and walks away.


About a minute later he strolls over with two other guys and says, "Hey is that any good ?"*****BAD FEELING***** I say "No, It's nothing." as he and his boys close in on my friends and I. "Let me see that ," he says as he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a badge.

BLAMMMMMM!!!!!! $125 ticket for posession of marajuana.

I should have known when I saw he was a Hagar fan.

i guess it figures...he was a Hagar fan and Hagar fans don't know what fun is.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Do you know what, a few months back I was walking down the street just minding my own business, and I was wearing a Dave tour T-shirt, because all of my clothes have tour dates on the back of it, and this guy walks up to me and says "Fucking Roth fan. Hagar would kill that queer".

I said "Oh, and nice to meet you as well, I have an uncle called Twatface". He just walked off after that, but I made sure he heard me shout...

"1978-1984 Van Halen sell 34 million, 1985-1995. Van Halen sell 16 million. Do the math, Mr. Face".

I hate people like that.

[zeronumber]

If anybody sees you smoking pot, and stares at you, walks away, comes back with more peeps, perhaps it's a good idea to back away from this person as fast as possible.

Aside from being a narc, you could have something worse...3 moochers, getting free hits off your stash.

[Big Fat Sammy]

You should have asked him if he was a fan...or if that was just part of the "undercover" uniform.

That would be very interesting to know.

If I were a cop, I would lose my job after about a week 'cause I would be pistol whipping REAL criminals (while wearing a REAL VH shirt)

[zeronumber]

You know, maybe we're all looking at this the wrong way. Perhaps the police want to jump on those smoking weed, this way there aren't long lines at the donut shoppe.

[jackassrock]

Originally posted by zeronumber
If anybody sees you smoking pot, and stares at you, walks away, comes back with more peeps, perhaps it's a good idea to back away from this person as fast as possible.

Aside from being a narc, you could have something worse...3 moochers, getting free hits off your stash.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by jackassrock

When I started reading your first post...I thought for sure you were dealing with a Hagar fan who "forgot his weed".

[mewisemagic]

Fuck Hagar,Bring On The Roth

[Thorman]

Originally posted by jackassrock
So I'm at the Allman Bros. concert last night, hanging out on the lawn and smoking a fat joint with a couple friends. Along comes this guy in a post-Roth Van Halen shirt. He looks at me and walks away.


About a minute later he strolls over with two other guys and says, "Hey is that any good ?"*****BAD FEELING***** I say "No, It's nothing." as he and his boys close in on my friends and I. "Let me see that ," he says as he reaches in his pocket and pulls out a badge.

BLAMMMMMM!!!!!! $125 ticket for posession of marajuana.

I should have known when I saw he was a Hagar fan.

Hey, your an idiot...what dont u like about Sam..he is the Man!!
BAM

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Thorman
Hey, your an idiot...what dont u like about Sam..he is the Man!!
BAM

that's because the majority of Hagar fans seem to be losers. just like you and all the other aliases that come on here.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by Thorman
Hey, your an idiot...what dont u like about Sam..he is the Man!!
BAM

Thorman, thorman, thorman, you are a fucking tit
First you are a sheep, then you're not, but now you're evil again?
That's bollocks and proves you're an alias piece of shit
But, until its proven, to borrow a phrase, GET IN THE FUCKING PEN

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
that's because the majority of Hagar fans seem to be losers. just like you and all the other aliases that come on here.

I am not an alias

I am a human being

BAM

[jackassrock]

Originally posted by Thorman
Hey, your an idiot...what dont u like about Sam..he is the Man!!
BAM

Hey man, take a look at the top of your screen and read the URL.....


It says ROTH ARMY !!!11!11!11 doesn't it. ? Well ???


Why you gotta ask a stupid question like that ?