Southern Comfort or Jagermeister?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by superdave
See, that's the LoungeMachine that we are all used to....

Sorry Dave-o

Sammy's Biotch has me in a mood


you're cool

[superdave]

No need to apologize....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Max, you have proven over and over again that you are way cooler than all of us.

DLR7884
Your wives must all love you! LOL.

Maxi likes Champagne Coolies while waiting for his wigmaster

Not that there's anything wrong with that

[thome]

Keep pissin lounge youll win!!!!

WHO Will win the pissing contest somebody set up a pole or summptin'

maybe a either or thread

[MAX]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Max, you have proven over and over again that you are way cooler than all of us.

DLR7884
Your wives must all love you! LOL.

Come again, Slick? lol.

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Maxi likes Champagne Coolies while waiting for his wigmaster

Not that there's anything wrong with that

Was there anything in the contract about my car being used as a brothel?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by MAX
Come again, Slick? lol.

Haha.

I figured you missed it the first time.

DLR7884

[MAX]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I agree, but this one was different.

Do me a favor, go post this in every single fucking thread that sammy's bitch has created.

DLR7884
Maybe she'll get the point.

Who's "Sammy's Bitch?" Sounds like a sheep to me if you don't like her, no? Should we toss her into The Pen?

I WANNA THROW SOMEONE INTO THE PEN AGAIN DAMNIT!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by MAX
Who's "Sammy's Bitch?" Sounds like a sheep to me if you don't like her, no? Should we toss her into The Pen?

I WANNA THROW SOMEONE INTO THE PEN AGAIN DAMNIT!!!

You don't know the history?

LOL.

DLR7884
You've got to be kidding me!

[DLR7884]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=24643

Lounge and I went off on her in the that thread earlier tonight.

DLR7884
It's a long story....but I'll try to get you up to speed.

[thome]

Re: Southern Comfort or Jagermeister?

Originally posted by superdave
When the time comes to bring out the 'heavy artillery', which would you prefer to drink straight up, Southern Comfort or Jagermeister, or something else? I would have to pick Southern Comfort.

WODKA (hic*) tthhaa smyyyfavvvvooritee.
I got so sickon southern comfort in highschool if you open a bottle
within 50 ft of me ill hurl .

Jager, once in a full moon is OK.

[MAX]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You don't know the history?

LOL.

DLR7884
You've got to be kidding me!

I've missed it bro. Sorry.

Your destiny has been on a different path than mine. lol.

If you say she sucks, that's all I need to know and FUCK HER!!!

[DLR7884]

She signed up, named Sammy's Bitch.
She wouldn't shut up and then declared that she was a DLR fan, but she still wouldn't shut up, especially about Axl Rose.
Her feeling is that Axl Rose is the greatest frontman ever and that whatever he does or did is great.
She is so blind in her views that she called Matt Sorum a fag, stating that Steven Adler was a better drummer than Sorum.

I decided to be a nice guy and take her under my wing....Christ, I even got her name changed to "Dave's Bitch."
The agreement was, that she would stick with me, and the PEN would not fuck with her while I taught her the difference between a good post, a bad post, and a stupid post.

In that process, she decided to go off on another Axl Rose rant.
I told her to shut the fuck up, she said no.
Her name was then changed back to Sammy's Bitch and she is now good friends with Fatterpussycat.

Oh, and she's 15 years old, and puts this site at risk, especially when she enters and posts in threads discussing shaved balls.

DLR7884
Any questions?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by thome
I got so sickon southern comfort in highschool if you open a bottle
within 50 ft of me ill hurl .

Too bad we can't make this site a scratch n' sniff.

DLR7884

[MAX]

Oh, now I remember...

I had both faithfully and proudly shaved my balls that week and was gloating about it in that thread too. I'm a neat freak and all when it comes to personal hygiene. lol. I remember being pissed that a kid was posting in that thread as well.

Oh, and W. Axl Rose sucks.

Nice botched face-lift ya neurotic cunt...



Sooooooo................

Are we tossin' the kid into The Play Pen or what?