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    RIKK's Bachelor Party thread!!!!!!!

    8/01 looms.

    Soon Rikk will meet his bride in this mystery marriage that our esteemed and visionary colleague Mezro has arranged.

    Who will the bride be? What future awaits RIKK? And will he have the time to be here now that he faces all these potential new responsibilities and duties?

    AWW, WHO GIVES A SHITE!!!!

    LET'S SEND RIKK OFF WITH A BACHELOR PARTY LIKE NO OTHER!!!

    DRINKS!!! DRUGS!!! 'LUDES!!!! AND, OF COURSE, SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!











    (oh, and hookers. Can't forget the hookers)
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    MY BACHELOR PARTY IS HERE BEFORE MY WICKERNESS GOES INTO EFFECT!!

    First off, I would like some porn, please. Anybody have any porn?
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    Originally posted by Rikk
    First off, I would like some porn, please. Anybody have any porn?
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    LMFAO!!!!!

    Is that from a case file? I can see a lawsuit going into effect from angry neighbors from something like that!:p

    By the way, they both seem to be drenched in semen.

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    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
    Believe it or not, I once dated a girl who was even more frigid than that...

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    Who's gonna DJ this fuckin' thing? Come on, we're taking our the penthouse suite at the waldorf, no shitty boom boxes...we need some AMPAGE...

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    Originally posted by academic punk
    Who's gonna DJ this fuckin' thing? Come on, we're taking our the penthouse suite at the waldorf, no shitty boom boxes...we need some AMPAGE...

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    Originally posted by Guitar Shark
    uh...is that Pope John Paul II on screaming lead vocals???

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    J.P.2 rocks the house when he sings Slayer!

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    Here...I picked the appropriate band...


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    This is gonna' be grrrraattte!
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    ...some of the sheep pen masters have been properly preparing for this event...for days!
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    lithuanian birds can't wait to get dressed and join the party!
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    spanish dump mistresses..."don't stick that tongue..."
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    some more spanish and finnish join the huge event

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    Ah, all eyes on the spanish dump mistresses!

    How 'bout we get them up on this here table and have them dance, yes?

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    the spanish dm's are busy getting drunk...you see, drinks are on the house!

    AUF MARSCH!!!

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    the finnish birds also take this seriously..."DRINK IT NOW!"

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    Uh-oh! Looks like RIKK is already trying out the stripper/call girls!

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    some of the dump meisters like to wear special outifts!

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    This shall be a PEN bash second to none!

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    one of the many strippers is getting ready for the show...

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    Is that you in the mask, AWE?

    Those Spanish Dump Mistresses are indeed excellent additions to any party.

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    Look Out!!!

    Strip Poker bustin' out!!!!
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    You spiked the Punch ED?!?


    You rascal!!!


    GOOD FUCKING JOB!!!

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Is that you in the mask, AWE?
    naah, it's my finnish classmate

    for some reason i got pissed off and skipped a part of that party, joining them later that evening

    the one night that i've ever been boring, ahahaha

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    Originally posted by Golden AWe
    naah, it's my finnish classmate

    for some reason i got pissed off and skipped a part of that party, joining them later that evening

    the one night that i've ever been boring, ahahaha
    :p


    Hey, what kind of beer are they drinking?

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    Say...where's Lumbergh?

    Is he hiding in the corner listening to George Michael on his Ipod?

    I'm sure there's some meth around this place somewhere for him...

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    This is gonna be good!!!

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    Originally posted by academic punk
    Say...where's Lumbergh?

    Is he hiding in the corner listening to George Michael on his Ipod?

    I'm sure there's some meth around this place somewhere for him...
    Haven't seen him in a few days. Maybe a GEORGE MICHAEL box set was released?

    I miss that fucker! Get him over here!

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    Originally posted by Rikk
    Haven't seen him in a few days. Maybe a GEORGE MICHAEL box set was released?

    I miss that fucker! Get him over here!
    Hey! Wouldn't that be a kick in the ass!

    What the surprise on 8/01 is you're becoming a WebMaster on the George Michael Army site??

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    :Why do we keep playing "SPANISH FLY"?!?!?!?!"

    "NO REASON, HONEY!"

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    We need more Booze!!!

    CARL! MERLE! GEt a MOve on you FUCKERS!!!! *HIC!
    Last edited by Matt White; 07-29-2005 at 12:29 PM.

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    Originally posted by academic punk
    Hey! Wouldn't that be a kick in the ass!

    What the surprise on 8/01 is you're becoming a WebMaster on the George Michael Army site??
    Well, I'd have to start a SHEEP PEN for those that listen to anything he did after WHAM.:p

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    Originally posted by Matt White
    :Why do we keep playing "SPANISH FLY"?!?!?!?!"

    "NO REASON, HONEY!"
    She looks a bit like GRETA.

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    The ladies are heavenly!

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    Originally posted by Nickdfresh
    The ladies are heavenly!
    STOP THE PRESS!! WHO IS THAT??:eek:

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    LARVELY!!!

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    great thread.... Rikk da man
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    Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
    great thread.... Rikk da man


    I like your outfit, baby. Lemme see what it looks like on a coat hanger...

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