Goddamn it!! I gave ALAN my credit card to get some booze and that bastard ran off to Mexico
Never trust a panther with plastic....
Goddamn it!! I gave ALAN my credit card to get some booze and that bastard ran off to Mexico
Never trust a panther with plastic....
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
I warned you that he can't be trusted with any access to cash, FORD. Didn't you wonder why his credit rating is worse than his temper around mice?Originally posted by FORD
Goddamn it!! I gave ALAN my credit card to get some booze and that bastard ran off to Mexico
Never trust a panther with plastic....
Don't worry...once he fills up your card, you can use the VISA Panther Clause.
Roth Army Militia
Originally posted by WARF
Rikk - The new school of the Roth Army... this dude leads the pack... three words... The Sheep Pen... this dude opened alot of doors for people during this new era... he's the best of the new school.
LMAO...:pOriginally posted by Rikk
I like your outfit, baby. Lemme see what it looks like on a coat hanger...
I've found my date for the evening!!!
"Sangria is good for 'ya honey!!!"
She's beautiful.
Good news is that Alan is back from Mexico, with booze.
Bad news is the booze he brought with him.....
Somebody needs to lay off the catnip for a while, because it's affecting his mental state.
OH YEAH!!!
No shit! He probably had V.O.A. blaring in the car deck all the way down while he was at it.Originally posted by FORD
Good news is that Alan is back from Mexico, with booze.
Bad news is the booze he brought with him.....
Somebody needs to lay off the catnip for a while, because it's affecting his mental state.
His latest religious ravings have gotten awfully fucking weird...
LMFAOOriginally posted by Matt White
OH YEAH!!!
Cut me off!!! I've got the "Grabby Hands"!!!
Oh, dear, there goes Bob mistaking ALAN for one of the hookers....
You can always find Bob in that "Private room".
That dirty dog!
You can always find Bob in that "Private room".
That dirty dog!
Originally posted by Matt White
You can always find Bob in that "Private room".
That dirty dog!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO @ Matt
Originally posted by FORD
Good news is that Alan is back from Mexico, with booze.
Bad news is the booze he brought with him.....
Somebody needs to lay off the catnip for a while, because it's affecting his mental state.
Uh-fuckin-uh!!! No fuckin' way!!!
Get that cabo shit OUT of here!!!
This is a SPECIAL occassion! Ladies and gents, for this, RIKK"s bachelor party, we have gotten Dave's very own guitar tech, Rockin' Rudy to bring his seductive Libation Station along, and the man is going to introduce each and every one of us to the Super Later!!!
Who's first!!!
Hold on! It's good for one thing...cleaning the Puke stains out of the carpet. You just have to be careful with that rot-gut shit! It'll burn a hole in the floor if yer not careful!!!!Originally posted by academic punk
Uh-fuckin-uh!!! No fuckin' way!!!
Get that cabo shit OUT of here!!!
This is a SPECIAL occassion! Ladies and gents, for this, RIKK"s bachelor party, we have gotten Dave's very own guitar tech, Rockin' Rudy to bring his seductive Libation Station along, and the man is going to introduce each and every one of us to the Super Later!!!
Who's first!!!
I made Rikk a very special cake
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
WOW!!Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I made Rikk a very special cake
Considering you're probably well aware of the fact that I am literally in love with Linda Carter, I'd say that is the greatest cake I've ever seen. I don't know whether I should eat it or just stare at it and lick it some.
definately pause between licks
:pOriginally posted by diamondsgirl
definately pause between licks
Wine always jacks me up!!!
The Sheep Pen Heroes!
In honor of Rikk...
Twistin' by the pool.
Bob! At last!
We were all afraid Bill was love-fisting you by the fire escape!
:p
Great work, BOB. And I agree with AP...we were getting worried about you and BILL.
Where is ol' George Michael Fan Club President anyway?
Who says he wasn't?Originally posted by academic punk
Bob! At last!
We were all afraid Bill was love-fisting you by the fire escape!
Last I heard he was getting to be a guest correspondant to "Out" magazine, and he was headed off to Botswana to interview George for the start of his world tour. After Botswana comes Pakistan, then Egypt, Antarctica, the North Pole (Bill's REALLY excited about going to the north pole), and the world tour is supposed to finish up in some eastern Russian village I forget the name of.Originally posted by Rikk
:p
Great work, BOB. And I agree with AP...we were getting worried about you and BILL.
Where is ol' George Michael Fan Club President anyway?
He's pretty excited about it!
i'm back!
i was out with the girl who wants to get pregnant...
UFF
gotta go to work tomorrow...
and then, drink more than i ever have
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
She WANTS to get pregnant? You're not obliging, are you?Originally posted by Golden AWe
i'm back!
i was out with the girl who wants to get pregnant...
UFF
gotta go to work tomorrow...
and then, drink more than i ever have
I fucking wish I could drink this weekend. I'm sick as a dog. Mind you, four tabs of NyQuil is the equivalent of three double-shots of vodka an hour later.
...whoa...
blacked out there for a minute...where'd the party go?
and why are my pants around my ankles???
whoa, time for lube
This party is the pre-cursor to the mass wank that will be occurring later. Everybody keep a bucket in front of you.
ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright ladies, come get your snausage..............
THe DONGER needs FOOD!!!
going back and forth between Rikks Bachelor Party and the Pen's Anniversary Party knocked me the fuck OUT!
Whoa! That's quite the mullet I'm sporting. :p
i see the party is still going on...
i'd thauht i would stop by and say hi...
C'mon in and give us your bra.Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
i see the party is still going on...
i'd thauht i would stop by and say hi...
Hi! CG, whats happening hot stuff?Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
i see the party is still going on...
i'd thauht i would stop by and say hi...
i'm not wearing one dear...Originally posted by Nickdfresh
C'mon in and give us your bra.
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