Holy shit...look at her eyes!Originally posted by Cathedral
Every woman i have ever been with was a challenge, or it wouldn't have been worth it, lol.
And now for round two.............
Holy shit...look at her eyes!Originally posted by Cathedral
Every woman i have ever been with was a challenge, or it wouldn't have been worth it, lol.
And now for round two.............
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:pOriginally posted by Cathedral
She's got beautiful eyes.
Great minds think alike.
This is the greatest Bachelor Party in the history of this particular computer monitor.Originally posted by Cathedral
Rikk, i hope you're enjoying these. I'm sharing my best stuff here, lol.
I noticed you only commented on Cath's ladies. I can't see how oyu possibly overlooked the one I brought along...(I mean, really, I don't know how ANYONE could "OVERLOOK" her!!!)Originally posted by Rikk
This is the greatest Bachelor Party in the history of this particular computer monitor.
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But, RIKK, because this is your special party...I've brought along - JUST for YOU - a lady we have both admired and lusted over for many months now...
RIKK, my soul brutha...I give you....
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/membe...fo&userid=5226
How dare you insinuate that I ignored your wonderful picture?Why, once you posted that beaut, I downloaded it and made my own modified version of that pic!! And now I've had to take a break from having a nice wank to that pic to convince you that your pic was indeed quite the contribution to this thread we all know and love as RIKK'S BACHELOR PARTY!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!:pOriginally posted by academic punk
But, RIKK, because this is your special party...I've brought along - JUST for YOU - a lady we have both admired and lusted over for many months now...
RIKK, my soul brutha...I give you....
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/membe...fo&userid=5226
Our girl! Our sweet, innocent girl!! Man, do you still have that pic of her that he...er...she posted back in the day??
I tell ya, she's a breath-taking blonde!
I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I had that fucking picture still! After many nights of keeping the print-out warm, I had finally soiled it the point where the only thing you could see was that weird looking dude off in the corner...and, you know, that wasn't doing anybody any favors...Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!:p
Our girl! Our sweet, innocent girl!! Man, do you still have that pic of her that he...er...she posted back in the day??
I tell ya, she's a breath-taking blonde!
Hey, where the fuck is MAX????
Yeah, whoever that weird-looking dude next to our girl was, he wasn't bitten by the handsome bug. What a weird-looking fucking guy. But PUSSYLICKER next to him...WOW! Let's just stay my ceiling was perpinDICKular to my manhood for many a night with that printout in hand...Originally posted by academic punk
I wish I had that fucking picture still! After many nights of keeping the print-out warm, I had finally soiled it the point where the only thing you could see was that weird looking dude off in the corner...and, you know, that wasn't doing anybody any favors...
He caught the flu from his 13th wife, Gracie.Originally posted by academic punk
Hey, where the fuck is MAX????
A Cha-cha cha!!!
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y'know...we really have traumatized the poor guy...Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah, whoever that weird-looking dude next to our girl was, he wasn't bitten by the handsome bug. What a weird-looking fucking guy. But PUSSYLICKER next to him...WOW! Let's just stay my ceiling was perpinDICKular to my manhood for many a night with that printout in hand...
LMAO...Originally posted by academic punk
But, RIKK, because this is your special party...I've brought along - JUST for YOU - a lady we have both admired and lusted over for many months now...
RIKK, my soul brutha...I give you....
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/membe...fo&userid=5226
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What a pussy.Originally posted by Rikk
He caught the flu from his 13th wife, Gracie.
I agree!Originally posted by academic punk
I noticed you only commented on Cath's ladies. I can't see how oyu possibly overlooked the one I brought along...(I mean, really, I don't know how ANYONE could "OVERLOOK" her!!!)
Did Jonah not see the whale?
Did Richard Harris not see Orca?
Man the harpoons, she's gettin' to close to the beach.....
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Two things, a thumb tac and a step ladder.Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah, whoever that weird-looking dude next to our girl was, he wasn't bitten by the handsome bug. What a weird-looking fucking guy. But PUSSYLICKER next to him...WOW! Let's just stay my ceiling was perpinDICKular to my manhood for many a night with that printout in hand...
You can't double fist it if she isn't pinned to the cieling.
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
(maybe that's what REALLY happened to MAX. Flu, my foot. That whale sat on his face in the throes of passion...snapped his cervical spine into POWDER)
A thought just hit me.
If i ever have the honor of entering y'all's homes, i'm not touching your computer..........or even sitting in your 'puter chair.
Every man who browses porn has converted their pc area into Wanking Central.....and THAT'S a FACT.....
Don't even try to deny it, lol.
Indeed they do, indeed they do.....Originally posted by Rikk
:p
Great minds think alike.
:pOriginally posted by Cathedral
Did Richard Harris not see Orca?
And I thought I was the ONLY person on Earth that remembers that movie!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA!@!!!Originally posted by Cathedral
A thought just hit me.
If i ever have the honor of entering y'all's homes, i'm not touching your computer..........or even sitting in your 'puter chair.
PUSSYLICKER's inspiration provides for no need for double-fisting...Originally posted by Cathedral
Two things, a thumb tac and a step ladder.
You can't double fist it if she isn't pinned to the cieling.
(my god, I can't believe what I'm typing)
I have a rag dispenser on the wall next to me, and my monitor doubles as a lube dispenser...second-button next to the POWER switch.Originally posted by Cathedral
A thought just hit me.
If i ever have the honor of entering y'all's homes, i'm not touching your computer..........or even sitting in your 'puter chair.
Every man who browses porn has converted their pc area into Wanking Central.....and THAT'S a FACT.....
Don't even try to deny it, lol.
Bo Derek, man, Bo Derek..............*slurp*Originally posted by Rikk
:p
And I thought I was the ONLY person on Earth that remembers that movie!
I can't believe it either, so stop it, lol.Originally posted by Rikk
PUSSYLICKER's inspiration provides for no need for double-fisting...
(my god, I can't believe what I'm typing)
Get a patent, and don't infringe on my keyboard cover market...Originally posted by Rikk
I have a rag dispenser on the wall next to me, and my monitor doubles as a lube dispenser...second-button next to the POWER switch.
ill be the beer run guy yano when all the adults are drinking the kid that is told numerous time "hey go get me a beer" and while the kid gets beers he sneaks like 10 for himself and gets hammered too
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Yes, but what would one call such a product?Originally posted by Cathedral
Get a patent, and don't infringe on my keyboard cover market...
HP's COMPUTER MONITOR AND JIZZ-ASSISTANCE DISPENSER?
Great scene in DAZED AND CONFUSED that reminds me of what you just wrote...Originally posted by Redballjets88
ill be the beer run guy yano when all the adults are drinking the kid that is told numerous time "hey go get me a beer" and while the kid gets beers he sneaks like 10 for himself and gets hammered too
Didn't she get her leg bitten off?Originally posted by Cathedral
Bo Derek, man, Bo Derek..............*slurp*
Actually, though I haven't seen it for over ten years, I remember that movie having some cool parts. I think Harris was really good in it.
i love that movie
Dunno about that.... 13 wives would be enough to wear any man down. I don't know how Max's Great Great Great Great Grandaddy Brigham Young managed with 27 of 'em :eek:Originally posted by academic punk
THAR SHE BLOWS!!!
(maybe that's what REALLY happened to MAX. Flu, my foot. That whale sat on his face in the throes of passion...snapped his cervical spine into POWDER)
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13 wives, huh? I figured after 12, he would have married two more at the same time to avoid having an unlucky wife...you know, the kind that burns dinner or ruins the other wives' orgasms, etc.
my 13th husband is great
:confused:Originally posted by Redballjets88
my 13th husband is great
Are you a chick now?
That's the Alcohol talking.........
Cut 'em off CARL!!!!
Double the pron.
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Ahhhhh....what's a party without Pron?!?
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