RIKK's Bachelor Party thread!!!!!!!

**bueno bob** · 07-30-2005, 11:30 AM

Originally posted by academic punk
Oy, Bob! I got the police on the phone and they're asking to speak wiht ya!

Apparently they just found Bill outside by the dumpster, covered in fecal matter and he's listed you as next of kin!

Awww, shit.

Litterally.

**Bill Lumbergh** · 07-30-2005, 11:32 AM

I see the quality of the threads has gone up in the last week

. Bob, what did the doctor say about your infection?

**bueno bob** · 07-30-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I see the quality of the threads has gone up in the last week . Bob, what did the doctor say about your infection?

Um...that seriously depends on who told you what... :confused:

**Nickdfresh** · 07-30-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I see the quality of the threads has gone up in the last week . Bob, what did the doctor say about your infection?

How the hell are ya' LUMBERGH? Been slacking by doing stupid, worthless things like, oh...working and spending precious time with your family?

**Rikk** · 07-30-2005, 11:59 AM

I know.

"I have to be with my family."

I mean, get your priorities straight. Talking at a message board with a bunch of immature morons about why other morons are actually farm animals...that's more important.

I say you just quit work and leave your family and hole up in a hotel room so you can be at the Rotharmy 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Sound good, WILLIAM?

**Bill Lumbergh** · 07-30-2005, 12:01 PM

Well a couple weeks ago I was here EVERY day posting like mad! Where were Rikky and Bob? On their THIRD fucking honeymoon!!!!!! How WAS Fag Island, anyway?

**bueno bob** · 07-30-2005, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Well a couple weeks ago I was here EVERY day posting like mad! Where were Rikky and Bob? On their THIRD fucking honeymoon!!!!!! How WAS Fag Island, anyway?

**Bill Lumbergh** · 07-30-2005, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
Ya know, it's a little known fact that Salacious Crumb had the biggest cock in Jabba's Palace, barely edging out Lando's 11 incher. Had I been in the palace I wouldve come in right behind Ree Yees 1.25 inches........trust me my wife knows THAT better than anyone!

**bueno bob** · 07-30-2005, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I'm so envious of Bob. One of these days I really think I'd like to try the whole 'straight' thing...these constant attacks of violent diarhea are caused by too much in the way of extreme anal penetration, the doctor said.

I'd also like to try and go back to school and complete the 9th grade. I've been studying really hard and think I can almost grasp freshman home ec!

**Rikk** · 07-30-2005, 12:57 PM

For Christ's sake, LUMBERGH, complete the 9th grade already, you fucking asshole.

Notice how everyone was getting along at my Bachelor Party before my 8/01 demise until LUMBERGH showed up.

**bueno bob** · 07-30-2005, 01:03 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
For Christ's sake, LUMBERGH, complete the 9th grade already, you fucking asshole.

Notice how everyone was getting along at my Bachelor Party before my 8/01 demise until LUMBERGH showed up.

Amazing how that works, isn't it? Lumbergh shows up and the whole thing turns into a shitball. No wonder we're doing away with him on 8/01!

**Matt White** · 07-30-2005, 01:58 PM

Let's keep this party goin' strong!!!

**bueno bob** · 07-30-2005, 08:08 PM

yay!

**Nickdfresh** · 07-30-2005, 08:10 PM

**Nickdfresh** · 07-30-2005, 08:11 PM

WARHAM looks like he is enjoying himself...

**academic punk** · 07-30-2005, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
WARHAM looks like he is enjoying himself...

Warham is the one on the far right, right?

(get it? "Far right"? That joke is what professional comedians call "a two-fer"!)

**bueno bob** · 07-30-2005, 08:36 PM

Double your pleasure, double your fun...twice over

**canadiandlrgirl** · 07-30-2005, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob

LOL...

**Matt White** · 07-30-2005, 11:27 PM

I'm Diggin' this party!!!

**Matt White** · 07-30-2005, 11:27 PM

"LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!"

We're gonna need more booze......and some hula-hoops!!!

**Jesus Christ** · 07-31-2005, 12:20 AM

Originally posted by Matt White
"LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!"

We're gonna need more booze......and some hula-hoops!!!

Leaveth the beverages to Me. I can turn these jars of water into whatever ye wish.

I am out of hula hoops unfortunately.

**Matt White** · 07-31-2005, 12:40 AM

BOOZE...Check!!!

We just need the women!

Hey! Look who just walked in!!!

Gentlemen...Business just picked up!!!

I want the one with the black dress & red frill...she looks like trouble!!!

**Matt White** · 07-31-2005, 01:04 AM

Alright RIKK!!!
Our friends the Sucicide Girls have something special for "The Wickerman"...and they need you in the basement..ALONE!!!

GOOD LUCK BRO!!!

**Jesus Christ** · 07-31-2005, 01:12 AM

Oh My Dad.

The Son of Man should not be looking upon these temptations of the flesh.

**Matt White** · 07-31-2005, 01:14 AM

Hmmmm...probably right JC!

Not sure we even have any Koser food...Sorry!!!

**ALinChainz** · 07-31-2005, 01:15 AM

Kills me under JC's name it says "Crazy Ass MOFO".

**Rikk** · 07-31-2005, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by Matt White
Alright RIKK!!!
Our friends the Sucicide Girls have something special for "The Wickerman"...and they need you in the basement..ALONE!!!

GOOD LUCK BRO!!!

I can only handle five at a time. So, I'm gonna be a while...

**Rikk** · 07-31-2005, 01:39 AM

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Kills me under JC's name it says "Crazy Ass MOFO".

:p

**Matt White** · 07-31-2005, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by Rikk
I can only handle five at a time. So, I'm gonna be a while...

We all gotta make sacrifices......just not human ones!!!

**bueno bob** · 07-31-2005, 11:08 AM

I'll dress appropriately.

**academic punk** · 07-31-2005, 01:57 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'll dress appropriately.

Yeah, I always have thought you look really pretty in that floral summer dress and no panties.

**Rikk** · 07-31-2005, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Yeah, I always have thought you look really pretty in that floral summer dress and no panties.

Did he borrow that off PUSSYLICKER?

**Golden AWe** · 07-31-2005, 03:41 PM

can i rbing my new french grrrlfriend?

**Rikk** · 07-31-2005, 03:58 PM

I want the two on the right.

**Nickdfresh** · 07-31-2005, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
can i rbing my new french grrrlfriend?

What's her name?

**Golden AWe** · 07-31-2005, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
What's her name?

MRS. GA to you!!!

ahahahah

her maiden name is melissa theuriau...i already started a thread about her in the dump...check it out!

**academic punk** · 07-31-2005, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
Did he borrow that off PUSSYLICKER?

yeah...after a night of torrid carpet munching....

**Rikk** · 07-31-2005, 07:40 PM

God, PUSSYLICKER is so fucking hot.

**academic punk** · 07-31-2005, 07:42 PM

Yeah, but a real prissy cunt.

YOu start telling her how hot she is, and she gets all uppity and snooty.

Bitch.

**Rikk** · 07-31-2005, 07:45 PM

I tried to seriously ask her some respectful questions, not even mean flirting but just a bit, with a few comments that her pic is really good. And even then she told me to fuck off and kept calling me "fag" or something. What an attitude. It's almost attractive, but at the end of the day, that kind of prissyness definitely detracts from her femininity.

Cunt.

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