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  1. 03-15-2004, 04:13 AM #1
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    Billboard Seems to Confirm the Rumors

    Alright...I got proactive the past couple of days...

    WTF...

    I heard the rumors...just like everyone else...that the fucking Shirellas signed up with the William Morris Agency...

    and apparently this was coming from Billboard...it was on 106.1 here in Raleigh yesterday...high proponents of VHdom with Roth...and done in a rather funny news segment ripping on the mid-version of VH with Sammy...

    anyways...they said it was on Billboards industry site...I checked Billboard.com...and didn't find the fucking thing anywhere...

    checked out the William Morris site...and didn't see it there either...but figured it was Friday news...so maybe they don't update on the weekends...whatever...so I fucking called both...numbers are listed...so wtf...i got nothing better to do...

    Billboard tells me to check the fucking site...well...no shit...I did...it wasn't there...and they said if it would be on the damn site (I'm paraphrasing here...lol) if it were true...and WMA gave me nothing either...

    so I went back to billboard, and in the upper right hand corner...which I didn't pay a fuck bit of attention to the first time around was this industry site. Sure enough, if you scroll down to latest headlines...Van Halen, Trans-Siberian Orchestra To William Morris: VH summer tour with Hagar looks likely.

    Of course...you have to pay to read more...but judging by the amount of bile that rose into my throat at the site of that...I didn't want to ready any fucking more than that...

    so there you have it...either a fucking confirmation of idiocy...or another rumored path that will come screaching to a halt at some point in the near future...

    you fucking decide...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
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  2. 03-15-2004, 04:18 AM #2
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    Oh...and if you're really fucking bored...

    Here's the William Morris Agency's site...they seem to post their latest signing conquests as they come...

    nothing on there yet...

    or maybe we'll get lucky...and the fucking band will crawl out of their schism and say something that will make us all want to fucking puke on ourselves like Brownsound does daily while downing fifths of Wild Turkey in his cubicle...
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    LMFAO...

    here's a list of their new signings...

    no Chirellas as of yet...but what a fucking stable of shit...

    Anthony Evans
    Ben Taylor
    Billy Talent
    Boomkat
    Boysetsfire
    Boys Night Out
    Dakona
    David Crosby
    Diamanda Galas
    Endo
    Freddie McGregor
    George Rowe
    Grand Ole Opry American Roadshow
    Hot Action Cop
    Howie Day
    Jadyn Maria
    Jaguares
    Jake Simpson
    Jimmy Wayne
    Joe Firstman
    Joy Williams
    Lillix
    Lizz Wright
    Matthew West
    Michael Buble
    Mondo Generator
    mrnorth
    Nashville Star Tour
    Pat Benatar and Neil Giraldo
    Rachel Proctor
    Regie Hamm
    Slightly Stoopid
    Sean Paul
    Shurman
    Sonic Youth
    Split Shift
    The Dan Band
    The Distillers
    The Killers
    The Pixies
    The Troys
    The Working Title
    Toots and the Maytals
    Turbonegro


    I can see it now...

    Sham and the Chirellas...opening for fucking Toots and the Maytals...

    does that really fucking say Turbonegro?

    Jesus Christ...
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  4. 03-15-2004, 04:22 AM #4
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    Fucking Turbonegro...you can't make that shit up...
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    And for those that are curious...

    here is the site of all sites...

    jesus...that baby shit orange looks very (TK) fucking (TK) familiar (TK)...

    fucking TURBONEGRO in all their wonderful glory...

    shit...am I even allowed to say that band name?
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  6. 03-15-2004, 12:30 PM #6
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    David Crosby?????

    I thought he was embalmed.........
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  7. 03-15-2004, 02:00 PM #7
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    VAN HAGAR crap is true....SPAM back in 2004

    Where is my EEAS prediction....LOL
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  8. 03-15-2004, 02:40 PM #8
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    POJO THIS IS JUST FOR YOU.

    I PRESENT TO YOU THE ONE AND ONLY TURBONEGRO!!!
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  9. 03-15-2004, 09:18 PM #9
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    Thanks bro...that means a lot...

    lmfao...turbonegro...

    obviously marijuana induced...
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    turbonegro's 1996 Ass Cobra.... was underated...

    Who the fuck is turbonegro?!?!
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  11. 03-21-2004, 10:11 AM #11
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    Turbonegro rocks fucking hard.
    Midnight NAMBLA & Denim Deamon are harder than anything you will hear on the radio in the 21st century.
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    Turbonegro's played with Danko Jones a few times. I've never heard them, but Danko Jones fucking rocks. I was always singing his praises over at ddlr.com *RIP*. I think a lot of VH/Dave fans would dig him.

    www.dankojones.com
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    "Boys Night Out?"

    What the fuck is that?

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    Sounds very fucking homo to me.
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    DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
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