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  • JoeTHUNDER'SMAN
    Roadie
    • Feb 2005
    • 129
    #1

    JOE THUNDER to get Credit in GAY PORN

    Here yea here yea, JOE THUNDER LP: BRIAN MINTO songstress, backing vocalist, arranger, and mystery song writer for VAN HALEN is to receive credit as a fluffler and power bottom in a porn entitled "Fisticuffs in the Man Hole Tavern."

    His posts will be on the wall about how men would instantaneously lose their erection once they set eyes on his chubby little ass. Nevertheless, he gave it his best effort and was ther gay comic relief bottom featured in many scenes.

    That is all, thank you.
    Ex-Bitch JOE THUNDER, LP, WHOYOUFUCKINGJOE(your cellmate?), SHOWJOEYYOURTITS(unhuh?), I'MACUNT! eatthatboxJOE!(yeah right!) Longdongsilver, boy, u stupid (and gay)
    Where'd he go?

    Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly
    The spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
    But made it too far
    Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
    Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
    Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
    He could leave 'em to hang
    Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.
    So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls
    Just the beer light to guide us,
    So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?
    Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
    The kids were just crass, he was the nazz
    With God given ass
    He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar
    Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
    Like a leper messiah
    When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
    Oh yeah
    Ooooooo
    Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr
    Tags: credit, gay, joe, porn, thunder
    • LoungeMachine
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jul 2004
      • 32555
      #2
      AIDS hasn't killed this dipshit yet?

      damn.


      Too bad he can't do a cross-country promo tour, being on house arrest and all....
      Originally posted by Kristy
      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
      Originally posted by cadaverdog
      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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        • Hardrock69
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2005
          • 21833
          #3
          He pegged it right though...he is talking about himself but he at least admits he sucks cock for a living...

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            • JoeTHUNDER'SMAN
              Roadie
              • Feb 2005
              • 129
              #4
              C'mon Joey, tell every one about your new vocation!
              Ex-Bitch JOE THUNDER, LP, WHOYOUFUCKINGJOE(your cellmate?), SHOWJOEYYOURTITS(unhuh?), I'MACUNT! eatthatboxJOE!(yeah right!) Longdongsilver, boy, u stupid (and gay)
              Where'd he go?

              Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly
              The spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
              But made it too far
              Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
              Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
              Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
              He could leave 'em to hang
              Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.
              So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls
              Just the beer light to guide us,
              So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?
              Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
              The kids were just crass, he was the nazz
              With God given ass
              He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar
              Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
              Like a leper messiah
              When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
              Oh yeah
              Ooooooo
              Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

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                • ALinChainz
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12080
                  #5
                  He know that fag in no way has the balls to step up to anyone here and say anything.

                  C'MON JOE ... YOU FAGGOT COCKSUCKER .... EVERYONE HERE TELLS YOU JUST HOW IT IS BITCH!

                  SAY SOMNETHING ... YOU FUCKING LOSER.

                  Just like the other night, he starts dogging stilleddiesangel and DG because they take up for me and he can't take it. Won;t say shit to me, hiding behind an alias, fucking queer ass loser bitch.

                  COME ONE THUNDER, WE'RE ALL WAITING.

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                    • LoungeMachine
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 32555
                      #6
                      Joey is whacking off right now to this negative attention.

                      It's his only release, now that he can't get within 500yds. of a school without violating parole again.

                      poor fag
                      Originally posted by Kristy
                      Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                      Originally posted by cadaverdog
                      I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                        • JoeTHUNDER'SMAN
                          Roadie
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 129
                          #7
                          Joe lives near BUTT-ler, PA.
                          Ex-Bitch JOE THUNDER, LP, WHOYOUFUCKINGJOE(your cellmate?), SHOWJOEYYOURTITS(unhuh?), I'MACUNT! eatthatboxJOE!(yeah right!) Longdongsilver, boy, u stupid (and gay)
                          Where'd he go?

                          Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly
                          The spiders from Mars. He played it left hand
                          But made it too far
                          Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's band
                          Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo
                          Like some cat from Japan, he could lick 'em by smiling
                          He could leave 'em to hang
                          Came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.
                          So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls
                          Just the beer light to guide us,
                          So we bitched about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?
                          Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo
                          The kids were just crass, he was the nazz
                          With God given ass
                          He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar
                          Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind
                          Like a leper messiah
                          When the kids had killed the man I had to break up the band.
                          Oh yeah
                          Ooooooo
                          Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

                            Comment

                            • ALinChainz
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12080
                              #8
                              Notice how this fucking loser hasn't dared to say or utter even a word.

                              The biggest fucking pussy in this world.

                              All that bullshit about making a make believe bullshit appearance in Michigan ... you know what Joe ... I wish you would.

                              Punk bitch.

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