Do you think Dave has material stashed @ the mojo dojo?

[rustoffa]

Remember that dude that jumped the walls at the Pasadena Palace? Maybe that fucker was on a mission!

What if the sumbitch was out there on the lawn....tweaked out of his mind....going, "Goddamnit Dave, if you don't hand over that unspoiled CVH footage, I'm coming to take it!"

This is total cuntspiracy theory shit mind you. I mean, you never hear about drug-addled fuckers invading 5150, right?

Maybe they have....who needs a security system when Wolfie's around? One peek over the walls there and motherfuckers would be like, "goddamn, that's one huge fucking Saint Bernard!"

Anyways, do you think Dave has all the footage stashed @ the mojo dojo as well? Damn, the name of the place itself raises questions.....

[Romeo Delight]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by rustoffa

What if the sumbitch was out there on the lawn....tweaked out of his mind....going, "Goddamnit Dave, if you don't hand over that unspoiled CVH footage, I'm coming to take it!"


Always the optimist!!!

We need to believe there is a holy grail of some kind. We need f-ing Roth in CVH now!! We need to do something big to make this happen...

[guwapo_rocker]

Many attempts have been made to invade Howdy Doody
Mountain however, the stench
of stale beer and urine has turned everyone back each and every time.

[thome]

It would be cool to be doin some work for dave or see him in a bar
or sumptin an have him go Hey Everybody les go my Place.

Have some drinks and have him play some of his studio out takes or

things unpublished hear stuff no one else is privy to.

Ill bet dave has lots of material.

[Kelly_Clark]

I dunno if there is a secret stash anywhere or not. But if there is, I suppose the boys see it as a retirement package.

So then the question becomes not "Is there a stash?" but how to optimize the value of that stash...will the value of such a retirement package deteriorate further as time passes... or if they are just waiting till one of them kicks the bucket... and at that time, will it increase in value?

[thome]

Dave probably isnt waiting for social security he is probably vested.

Id say he seems to be level headed unlike I who will have to
start robbing banks to pay my bar tab. Hah!

When he left Van they had.. everything Van.. he made a clean break
i could be wrong im not privy to the inside.

CVH is probably in 5150 or the producers hands old vid & such?

[Kelly_Clark]

Originally posted by thome
[B]Dave probably isnt waiting for social security he is probably vested.

who said anything about social security... or that he NEEDS the money... just that this would be ONE of his investments.

Id say he seems to be level headed unlike I who will have to
start robbing banks to pay my bar tab. Hah!

need an accomplice? I can drive the get away car! (but you have to hurry, before the bank comes and gets it first!

When he left Van they had.. everything Van.. he made a clean break

Clean Break? hahahahahahahahahaha

I don't think so....

[bigc]

clean break?

if you said clean break to eddie...you may inspire him to start drinking clean break fluid.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I mean, you never hear about drug-addled fuckers invading 5150, right?

Maybe they have....who needs a security system when Wolfie's around? One peek over the walls there and motherfuckers would be like, "goddamn, that's one huge fucking Saint Bernard!"

LMMFAO...............That's a good one !

[academic punk]

Originally posted by rustoffa
I mean, you never hear about drug-addled fuckers invading 5150, right?

Of course you don't! Eddie would never turn his dealers away if they've got a fresh supply!

[thome]

Originally posted by bigc
clean break?

if you said clean break to eddie...you may inspire him to start drinking clean break fluid.

Hah! crack me up .......Uh.... whata ya mix that with Red Bull?

Gotta be tastier than this sterno im polishing off.

Roth On!!

[Terry]

Dave commented in 2004 that he thinks there should have been CVH box sets, live vids and all the rest, and said something to the effect that the reason it hasn't happened yet has to do with Van Halen's managers.

Leads me to conclude that Roth doesn't have the legal right to release any of that stuff on his own without Van Halen's and/or WB's approval.

Wouldn't doubt Dave has some CVH material kicking around somewhere.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Terry
Leads me to conclude that Roth doesn't have the legal right to release any of that stuff on his own without Van Halen's and/or WB's approval.

He sure didn't make any legal inroads suing the shit out of 'em.

[Terry]

Yeah. Not really sure what the underlying reasons for the suit were beyond what Roth said, which seemed have to do with renegotiating of his royalty percentage on the CVH back catalog sales, or that he wasn't getting the money he felt he was owed (or whatever).

By the time the suit was brought, Roth probably figured his chances of reuniting with Van Halen were slim to none after the whole 1996 debacle anyway.

Guy feels he's getting screwed, can't say I disagree with him bringing legal pressure to bear.

[daone]

Its been said many times many ways... its all the lawyers fault that Dave wasn't on the 2004 tour! But its all bull shit anyway. Who pays the damn lawyers?

Whats so fucked up about it is that none of them are seriously hurting for money. Sure. Dave deserves his due, and I am not saying he don't. All I am saying is that its us fans who are paying the price.

So, just out of curiosity, when Dave does his shows, performing mainly Classic Van Halen hits... do Ed Al and Mike get a cut of that?

[daone]

and the triplets are not fairing too well in this poll...

were those kids Daves?

[thome]

bump

[thome]

What i ve been thinkin, i would like some new from dave but if he had
the -Vegas- tapes with his swing rok band, i would like to hear that.

[Matt White]

Interesting theory......I'll subscribe to your newsletter!!!

[Loons The Great]

Zen an' the art of mojo maintenance...we train at the mojo dojo...

BRING ME MY SHOT GUN

Go, bring me my shotgun, bring me back some shells
Why don't you just bring me my shotgun
Bring me back about a pocket full of shells
Well you know if I don't get myself a little competition
You know there's gonna be some trouble 'round here

Well you know my mama told me, when I left my door
She said, "you gonna have bad luck, son, don't care where you go"
So why don't you bring me my shotgun
Bring me back a pocket full of shells
Well you know if I don't get myself a little competition
You know there's gonna be some trouble 'round here

Early in the morning when the sun gonna rise
She's laying there rolling them old bloodshot eyes
In the morning bring me my shotgun
Well, I can stand any mess for a while
But I can't stand it for very long

Woke up this morning
Found out some [jack strap?] had gone took my room
Woke up this morning
Found out some [jack strap?] had gone took my room
Yeah you know he took along with it my woman
That [jack strap?] going to meet his doom

That's why I say bring me my shotgun, boy
I want you to bring me back some shells
I said why don't you bring me my shotgun
Bring me back a pocket full of shells
You know if I don't get myself some good competition
There's gonna be some trouble 'round here

alt. version nah yez:

Yes I said, go bring me my shotgun, go and bring me back some shells
Yes I said go bring me my shotgun, go and bring me back a pocketful of shells
Yes if I don't get some competition, you know there's gonna be trouble here

Yes you know my woman tried to quit me, when I ain't done nothing wrong
She done put me out of doors babe, and I even ain't got no home
I said go, bring me my shotgun, whoa Lord and a pocketful of shells
Yes if I don't get some competition you know there's got to be trouble here

Yes you know my mama told me, the day that I left the door
She says you gonna have bad luck son, and I don't are where you go
I said just bring me my shotgun, boy you can bring just one or two shells
Yes if I don't get some competition, you know there's go to be trouble here

Well I cried bye, bye baby, you know you done me wrong
I'm gonna take my little shotgun now, I'm gonna carry it back home
I said go out in the morning, boy, and carry my shotgun home
Yes I figured the best thing I can do was leave that woman alone

[Nickdfresh]

This is excellent!

[ritetoolforjob]

wow...something that could top "a little luck"!?!

[Loons The Great]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by ritetoolforjob
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.