Eddie Called Dave about Two and Half weeks ago.

**Jesterstar** · 08-09-2005, 12:06 PM

I can't say weather it went well or not. But I will say. Eddie was fucking hammered and is fucking depressed about his career. Bigtime.

**Wonder Twins** · 08-09-2005, 12:10 PM

Hey Jester, How did you find that out?

**bueno bob** · 08-09-2005, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by Wonder Twins
Hey Jester, How did you find that out?

Who cares? It's the best thing Jester's ever posted and definately worthy of a five star vote!!

**thome** · 08-09-2005, 12:17 PM

Is it april 1st ?

**bueno bob** · 08-09-2005, 12:38 PM

Who cares? I'll take good news wherever I can find it

**thome** · 08-09-2005, 12:41 PM

If its true its good news i doubt ed would cry about his career though?

He has a lot to be proud of but everyone gets down so ....?

**Jimmy Jingles** · 08-09-2005, 01:07 PM

True?

God I hope so...

Bitch, get sober and go out there rock out with the Diamond One!

**Terry** · 08-09-2005, 01:26 PM

Great news.

Wake me up when CVH has released a new album and his hitting the road. THAT'S when you know it's a done deal. Short of that, nothing to get anxious about.

**Jesterstar** · 08-09-2005, 01:26 PM

I'm actually related to Dave. I didn't want a bunch of people knowing but Hitch Told Everyone in the Non. So I figured since I talked to Dave a few nights ago I figured I would let you guys in on it.

Dave knows about the site but would kill me if he said his screen name. He likes people liking him as a person not for being Diamond dave.

Please don't fucking PM me asking a ton of questions about Dave. Hitch let the cat out of the bag. I didn't because I didn't want a bunch of Nut sack riding bitches hounding me.

**twonabomber** · 08-09-2005, 01:48 PM

the ultimate troll.

**Jesterstar** · 08-09-2005, 01:50 PM

Originally posted by twonabomber
the ultimate troll.

Could or Couldn't be. No way to prove it. Let's just pretend I never posted this or mentioned Eddie's drunken call. It's a troll you guessed it.

**moose** · 08-09-2005, 02:27 PM

I'm with Terry................yawn, wake me up when it happens!

**Wonder Twins** · 08-09-2005, 02:41 PM

Hey that explanation is good enough for me. Hopefully, the conversation went well and will get some creative juices flowing once again.

**Coyote** · 08-09-2005, 02:44 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I can't say weather it went well or not. But I will say. Eddie was fucking hammered and is fucking depressed about his career. Bigtime.

How could he not be depressed at this point?

Wolverine · 08-09-2005, 03:10 PM

evh sad about his career, if he played a solo club or small venue tour. you wouldn't go?

**Hardrock69** · 08-09-2005, 03:12 PM

Because he is too stoopid to do the right thing.

If he were to kneel down and Suck Spambo off while letting Dave fuck him in the ass while the bass player and the drummer jack off, then perhaps all would be well again.

But he will never do what it takes to get CVH up and running again.

Hey, a bottle does not require you to practice your guitar, a bottle does not require you to give interviews and a bottle does not breathe down your neck with some kind of deadline to turn in a record.

HIM LOVES DUH BOTTLE!!!

**Jesterstar** · 08-09-2005, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by The Godfather
evh sad about his career, if he played a solo club or small venue tour. you wouldn't go?

Depends on what he was doing.

Thing about Eddie and alot of people don't know this. Eddie is a one trick pony. That's why his material is slipping the past decade. He learned to much and now he restricts himself to certain keys and chords.

If eddie came out with a Tour at small venues playing Van Halen shit. Then no I wouldnt' go to that out of respect for dave.

but at the same time. If eddie tried to break the mold and do what noone says he can do. Then yes I could go see him.

**DLR_EngineRoom** · 08-09-2005, 03:47 PM

...riiiiiight.....

**DUNN28** · 08-09-2005, 04:18 PM

I just hope they do one more tour minimum

**SNIPER** · 08-09-2005, 04:30 PM

By the way Dave is my dad. My mom was a hooker on the Sunset strip in 76. Dave banged her after The Rainbow one night.

**bastardog** · 08-09-2005, 04:38 PM

I will be more happy when Alex call Dave.
Everybody here know that Ed right now is Alex puppet......so Ed calling Dave will do nothing regarding a reunion

**TongueNGroove** · 08-09-2005, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm actually related to Dave.

Jester, your name fits you cause that's a pretty funny joke.

**Jesterstar** · 08-09-2005, 05:06 PM

I ain't exsplaining myself. Beleive or don't. I talk to dave perhaps 4 or five times a year. I just talked to him since we just lost a family member and he wanted me to relay a message to my Mother because he couldnt' get ahold of her.

**VonHalen** · 08-09-2005, 05:09 PM

k

**superdave** · 08-09-2005, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by Wonder Twins
Hopefully, the conversation went well and will get some creative juices flowing once again.

**johnburrows** · 08-09-2005, 05:51 PM

Jester is a star. I've posted here before giving all the details and meat for things to come. I get called a troll, or whatever label of the day is placed on the non-believers. I'll tell you one more time. A 30th anniversary party is about to begin. Prepare to get your tickets, cuz we gotta strike while the iron is hot.

**Kelly_Clark** · 08-09-2005, 05:57 PM

Who cares if it is true or not... rumors like this is what we live for.

Just don't hold your breath... but if it makes you happy for a moment out of your day, wheres the harm?

Keepin the dream alive.

**Bill Lumbergh** · 08-09-2005, 06:01 PM

JS has NEVER been wrong before.......why would he deceive us now? The guy let me borrow 300,000 dollars to satisfy my coke and hookers habit. That's a friend for life right there! WHATTA GUY!

**SNIPER** · 08-09-2005, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by johnburrows
Jester is a star. I've posted here before giving all the details and meat for things to come. I get called a troll, or whatever label of the day is placed on the non-believers. I'll tell you one more time. A 30th anniversary party is about to begin. Prepare to get your tickets, cuz we gotta strike while the iron is hot.

Didnt Elvis used to use the name John Burrows?

**Unchainme** · 08-09-2005, 06:56 PM

i've had a theory that Hitch is auctually Dave, Think about it he has this whole "No Hold BBQ" aura around him.Thats just my opinion.

Shirley · 08-09-2005, 07:44 PM

What did he call him this time? LOL

**tjvhou812** · 08-09-2005, 08:02 PM

the bullshit just keeps coming

**rustoffa** · 08-09-2005, 09:24 PM

It's a wonder he can even execute a properly dialed call!

Like, if he had one of those alzheimers phones with the huge numbers on it....he'd just paint it like an art guitar. Then it's drunken dialing by stripes!

Voice dialing?

"die-all aireyyacoad fore wonn....whatdb the fukk...eyem givingth thebth...HOO THA FUKK YOU TALKEEN TOO FUCKINGTH ROBOTT!"

Wot a dipshit!

**TOM_5150** · 08-09-2005, 11:40 PM

I hope this report is true.

**Bill Lumbergh** · 08-09-2005, 11:41 PM

Originally posted by TOM_5150
I hope this report is true.

I hope the 5150 in your name is a joke.

**tjvhou812** · 08-09-2005, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
I hope the 5150 in your name is a joke.

51 more post bro, and you be diamond status:p

**BenJammin** · 08-09-2005, 11:45 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
I can't say weather it went well or not. But I will say. Eddie was fucking hammered and is fucking depressed about his career. Bigtime.

Gee... gosh.... really?

**Bill Lumbergh** · 08-09-2005, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by tjvhou812
51 more post bro, and you be diamond status:p

That's nothin' compared to Rikk, Matt, Nick, Bob, Max etc.........those guys post 5000 times A DAY!

**tjvhou812** · 08-10-2005, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
That's nothin' compared to Rikk, Matt, Nick, Bob, Max etc.........those guys post 5000 times A DAY!

yea they do

**golden boy** · 08-10-2005, 12:39 AM

Van Halen can go out on the road because Al is divorced and they wont have to worry about Dave fucking his wife.

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