IS this the Next Lead Singer of Van Halen?

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  • Sarge
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Feb 2003
    • 5422
    #1

    IS this the Next Lead Singer of Van Halen?

    Sorry to use Van Halen's name in vain ..
    I meant to say Van Hagar or Waboritas or something.

    Anyways here is a picture of a 60 year old man in flip-flops and fuckin' capri pants
    This is the guy that EVH tried to sell us when Dave quit, and it looks like this is the same guy who will be playing with him this summer.

    Flip Flops.. and Capri Pants!
    Where is the Rock Star in this picture?!!!
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    Tags: halen, lead, singer, van
    • Sarge
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Feb 2003
      • 5422
      #2
      Sammy needs a makeover by some gay guys.
      Maybe some of his fans can help him out
      ROTHARMY.COM WEBMASTER AND FOUNDER
      The Diamond David Lee Roth Army
      MY GROUPS ON ROTHARMY.COM
      [Fender Custom Shop Owners Club]

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        • BrownSound1
          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
          • Mar 2003
          • 3025
          #3
          I wonder if any of his pants have stirrups on them.

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            • ZahZoo
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 8967
              #4
              Come on Sarge it ain't all that bad...

              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                • Big Troubles
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 8512
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ZahZoo
                  Come on Sarge it ain't all that bad...

                  Holy bat shit, Is that Mike Anthony along side Sperm Guzzlin' Sammy? Gawd Damn, he's got him dressing like a fucking fruit. Oh man. What the hell happened to rock n roll? Jesus Christ, I am NOT drinking his Tequila. I do believe it turns you gay.
                  "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                    • Sarge's Little Helper
                      Commando
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 1267
                      #6

                      Holy bat shit, Is that Mike Anthony along side Sperm Guzzlin' Sammy? Gawd Damn, he's got him dressing like a fucking fruit. Oh man. What the hell happened to rock n roll? Jesus Christ, I am NOT drinking his Tequila. I do believe it turns you gay.
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                      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                        • Seshmeister
                          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                          • Oct 2003
                          • 35160
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
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                          Thanks for straightening that out!

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                            • rustoffa
                              ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 8946
                              #8
                              Originally posted by ZahZoo
                              Come on Sarge it ain't all that bad...

                              sonofabitch......are they married yet?

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                                • Big Troubles
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 8512
                                  #9
                                  Mike's guitar is pink for Christ Sakes! Holy fuck, we know who the bitch is here right?
                                  "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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                                    • Roth & Roll
                                      Foot Soldier
                                      • Feb 2004
                                      • 715
                                      #10
                                      What a pair of losers! Are their names Neil and Bob or is that just what they do??? Someone should bitch slap those two fudgepackers for further disgracing the legend of Van Halen.

                                      ROTH 3:16 says " I just whooped Sammy's ass!!"
                                      http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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                                        • Ally_Kat
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 7608
                                          #11
                                          it could have been worse. He could have been wearing socks.
                                          Roth Army Militia

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                                            • Sarge's Little Helper
                                              Commando
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 1267
                                              #12

                                              it could have been worse. He could have been wearing socks.
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                                              "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                                                • Cult of Roth
                                                  Roadie
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 144
                                                  #13
                                                  When I first looked at that pic of Sammy, I thought he was swinging from a vine like fucking Tarzan...
                                                  Roth EUAS Militia

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                                                    • Sarge's Little Helper
                                                      Commando
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 1267
                                                      #14
                                                      When I first looked at that pic of Sammy, I thought he was swinging from a vine like fucking Tarzan...
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                                                      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                                                        • miyabi
                                                          Full On Cocktard
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 25
                                                          #15
                                                          Sam's dance is strange.
                                                          It seems to be "Awa Dance" or "the dance catching a loach" of Japan.
                                                          An old person likes the both.

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