Sorry to use Van Halen's name in vain ..
I meant to say Van Hagar or Waboritas or something.
Anyways here is a picture of a 60 year old man in flip-flops and fuckin' capri pants
This is the guy that EVH tried to sell us when Dave quit, and it looks like this is the same guy who will be playing with him this summer.
Flip Flops.. and Capri Pants!
Where is the Rock Star in this picture?!!!
Sammy needs a makeover by some gay guys.
Maybe some of his fans can help him out
I wonder if any of his pants have stirrups on them.
Come on Sarge it ain't all that bad...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
Holy bat shit, Is that Mike Anthony along side Sperm Guzzlin' Sammy? Gawd Damn, he's got him dressing like a fucking fruit. Oh man. What the hell happened to rock n roll? Jesus Christ, I am NOT drinking his Tequila. I do believe it turns you gay.Originally posted by ZahZoo
Come on Sarge it ain't all that bad...
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
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Holy bat shit, Is that Mike Anthony along side Sperm Guzzlin' Sammy? Gawd Damn, he's got him dressing like a fucking fruit. Oh man. What the hell happened to rock n roll? Jesus Christ, I am NOT drinking his Tequila. I do believe it turns you gay.
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"I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
Thanks for straightening that out!Originally posted by Sarge's Little Helper
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sonofabitch......are they married yet?Originally posted by ZahZoo
Come on Sarge it ain't all that bad...
Mike's guitar is pink for Christ Sakes! Holy fuck, we know who the bitch is here right?
What a pair of losers! Are their names Neil and Bob or is that just what they do??? Someone should bitch slap those two fudgepackers for further disgracing the legend of Van Halen.
ROTH 3:16 says " I just whooped Sammy's ass!!"
it could have been worse. He could have been wearing socks.
Roth Army Militia
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it could have been worse. He could have been wearing socks.
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When I first looked at that pic of Sammy, I thought he was swinging from a vine like fucking Tarzan...
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<br />When I first looked at that pic of Sammy, I thought he was swinging from a vine like fucking Tarzan...
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Sam's dance is strange.
It seems to be "Awa Dance" or "the dance catching a loach" of Japan.
An old person likes the both.
<br />Sam's dance is strange.
It seems to be "Awa Dance" or "the dance catching a loach" of Japan.
An old person likes the both.
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Give 'im time.Originally posted by Ally_Kat
it could have been worse. He could have been wearing socks.
“If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush
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Give 'im time.
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that's funny, when i first saw this thread, i thought sarge said, "dick here."
upon seeing the photos in here, and closer inspection, i'm not so sure i was mistaken...
Gay
I love how Spammy needs to wear a jersey from the local team to milk more cheap applause from the crowd.
That lousy son of a bitch.
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