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    Talking Happy birthday Sarge!

    Considering I don't know what Iraqi time is, it could be the 17th. Therefore, it's a happy birthday to Sergeant Slingblade Stucky who has the skills that thrill!

    Now, it must be pretty dull in a pornless boozeless country, so I thought the best b-day for him would be to celebrate it here. I wasn't here from the beginning so I thought it'd be cool to take a trip down memory lane and discuss the Army's beginning.

    Brownsound once told me most of the moldy oldies came from the Links so what happened? A simple, "Sorry Brett, but if you won't tolerate our Roth only attitude, it's time to move on?"
    Please keep the discussion Army origin related; I just wanted to know how it began. This is meant to celebrate Sarge and the Army, not bash Brett and the Links.

    Enjoy your birthday thread bro!
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    happy birthday, member number 1 !!!
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    Thanks!

    I think for my birthday I am going to enjoy a nice steak dinner, followed up by a blowjob..

    Actually Leeann Tweeden, Gayle Sayers and Colin Quinn are visiting Tikrit tomorrow. They are part of some USO show. I will try to get some pictures..
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    Best wishes, Sarge! Make the most of it!


    You'll be hearing from me soon.
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    Hey Sarge...




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    Get some of that LEEANN TWEEDEN BRO!

    Oh, and PICS!

    Happy Birthday Sagre.

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    yeah , flappy birthday , el sargo !

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    HAPPY BUFDAY!!!

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    Have a great one Sarge!!!!!

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    It ain't Large Marge...it is fucking SARGE!

    The guru of mojo is a man with a sandy dojo!

    From San Francisco to Iraq: Happy Birthday!!!! Now where is that piss test?...

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    Have a happy birthday, bro.

    Make sure you let Colin Quinn know for me that he ruined WEEKEND UPDATE!

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    Happy Birthday to the man that started it all. Enjoy the steak and hold the

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    Leeann Tweeden huh?

    Ooh yeah...
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    Happy B-Day Sarge!
    By the way, how accurate were those 'diaries' plastered on the front page of your experience's in Iraq? Do we now know the real Sarge?
    Stay safe bro....
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    Happy birthday, Sarge. I may not know you, but I'm quite thankful to you for this grate site. Get drunk, get laid. Not necessarily in that order and not necessarily only once, I always say. In fact, I say it so often I'm getting bored of hearing me say it/reading it. I think I'll stop now, I'm rambling again.

    Anyone has some pretzels?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Have a great one Sarge, and STAY SAFE! (You can take that ANY way you want! )
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    Happy Birthday Sarge,

    Enjoy the steak, and the BJ

    Be safe.

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    Breast Wishes Sarge!!!

    Check with Leeann Tweeden about that blow job!!!!

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    Happy Birthday Sarge
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    Best wishes Sarge.

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    Happy Birthday Sarge,stay safe and thanks for being number one.
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    Happy Birthday Sarge!

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    Happy Birthday Sarge!

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    happy birthday man!!!

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    Happy Breastday, Sarge!!!
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    Originally posted by Sarge
    Actually Leeann Tweeden, Gayle Sayers and Colin Quinn are visiting Tikrit tomorrow. They are part of some USO show. I will try to get some pictures..
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    You lucky sod!

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    Happy Birthday, Sarge!

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    Thanks to all those Leeann Tweeden pics, I'm doing something I never imagined to be doing - I'm master baiting over a male birthday thread...uhuhuhuhuhu
    huhuhuhuhuh

    Sorreeee...

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    Happy B-day, Sarge! (Late or not...)
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    thanks for all you wishes..

    I didn't get to go to the show.

    It was inside our gym here .. which is small and it was already filled to capacity 1 hour before the show.

    I heard it was great...
    Oh well...
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    Happy B-day Sarge! Another big, big thanks for conceiving this great, great place we're in, and have a damn good time!
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    happy birthday, Sarge

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    Well, I'm a week late, but Happy Belated Birthday Sarge.
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