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  • audiospectrum
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    • Jan 2004
    • 227

    Flex lyrics anyone??

    There's gotta be someone out there who knows of the lyrics to flex.

    Sucks all day, all work no play, I'll skip that test, flex....
    I'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.
  • cdwillis
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    • Feb 2005
    • 251

    #2
    Some parts of this are hard to understand, this is what I can make of it:

    Here we go, here we go....

    something something the mona lisa
    why she makes the faces

    ...

    I know youre dubious, you used to pull shit
    think its funny? funny is a mob hit
    It sucks all day, all work no play, I'll skip that test, flex....

    Ahhhhhh hey
    Nahhhhh hey

    Hell yeah nothing but yeah

    bring on the drama, as much as you wanna

    another victim of the blunt rhythm trauma

    ...

    Rise n shine, your ass is mine

    ...

    This probably doesn't help much, but hopefully someone can fill in the rest
    "I've always been academic. I've trained in martial arts since my 12th birthday. I like contact sports, history books and the fine art of ridicule and sarcasm. I can gang-sign the alphabet and I own a Mercury low-rider. I am a black man trapped in a Jewish body."

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    • audiospectrum
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      • Jan 2004
      • 227

      #3
      Originally posted by cdwillis
      something something the mona lisa
      why she makes the faces

      ...

      And your uniform's a fucking mess
      Come get around your bases

      ????

      Thanks man, I am a huge fan of this song.
      I'm very proud of what was that band and what was that show and what it did mean to people. It disgusts me that it has turned into the complete opposite. That it now represents everything that I spoke against, that we suppoesedly represented the converse of. I don't want to have to remember that the team turned into that. Makes me question what the team was while I was a member. Was it all bullshit? If nothing else, it confirms in my mind that from my standpoint - yours truly, David Lee - not a fraction. If nothing else, this kind of morbid, wounded animal anger aimed my way has caused me to look deep into that bathroom mirror and come back to you with "my shit was legit." It was for real. And perhaps the test is time. Because here I am, a decade and a half later, haven't changed much. I look a little different, but not much. My sense of humour is about the same.

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      • squib
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        • Jan 2004
        • 216

        #4
        a little research and:



        The package features the videos the erstwhile Van Halen frontman has already posted on his davidleeroth.com website, including his cover versions of the Lords Of Acid's "The Crablouse," which is credited on the package as "Flex," and the Chemical Brothers' "Dig Your Own Hole," which he calls "'How About A Little Fire' Scarecrow?"


        Crablouse
        Lords of Acid

        I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh
        The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind
        Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams


        The secret of the crablouse

        Here's a message for the girls about vaginas
        And the consequence of fiddling with a partner
        Mind your labia they're never out of danger
        If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger
        Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area
        It's the crablouse that's out to get ya!
        It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair
        Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there

        It's there to stay, sucks all day
        It's there to bite, my parasite

        The little vampire, horny and so greedy
        It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy
        It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick
        A party animal, a pervert and a pig
        If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva
        Stumbles through your body right into your vulva
        Then waits patiently until a penetration
        Gets it out of there and right into salvation

        It's there to stay, sucks all day
        It's there to bite, my parasite

        Now we know the little crablouse is a raver
        You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor
        It's unbearable, funky and so cool
        A real smartass and nobody's fool
        If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem
        We all know that it's connected with his scrotum
        He might tell you that his undie is too tight
        But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right

        It's there to stay, sucks all day
        It's there to bite, my parasite
        My love machine, my maddest dream
        Turns me on, makes me come


        still looking for the chemical brothers lyrics

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        • Big Fat Sammy
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          • Feb 2005
          • 1738

          #5
          There's something in there that goes...


          "Replay when youre ready to roll, I'm the bottom in your stereo. My animal act wants to rise and shine....your ass is mine."

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          • WOAHYEAH
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            • Jan 2004
            • 485

            #6
            Hell yeah, Nothin' but yeah!
            Served hot, right from the rhythm kitchen.

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            • franksters
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              • Mar 2004
              • 2387

              #7
              I love that freakin song!

              I wish he would make a whole fuckin record like that...

              I can't think about it too much, it's gets me mad!
              SUMMER'S JUST
              AROUND
              THE CORNER!

              [IMG]
              http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...rs/2wbthcw.jpg

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